Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I found the most fucked imaginable use case of AI for PhD holders #ImpostorSyndrome 030
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Died *with* hantavirus, not *of* hantavirus 020
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Hopping into my way back machine for this gem from shared grad student housing, once upon a time 020
Reposted by Phillip Compeausrrrse @without.boats · 05/03/2025Dijkstra‘s remains the correct take on AI 1294
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Google just randomly showing this to me in search results. What a beautiful, necessary feature. And congrats to Gene and Jeff! 👑 010
Reposted by Phillip CompeauJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/02/2025I'm gonna remind people that I feel pretty strongly that if you bought one of my ebooks legitimately, then you own the book and however you secure that ownership is fine by me mashable.com/article/how-...mashable.comHow to download your Kindle books while Amazon still allows itAfter Feb. 26, Amazon is doing away with its Kindle "download and transfer via USB" option. 17164071377
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Today was my favorite lecture of the semester because I got to show this video of the clock game on The Price is Right www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc9H...youtube.comThe Price is Right - Bad Game of 'Clock Game'YouTube video by boogyman10o1 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Nothing says "I am not working right now and this is a waste of my and your time" quite like sending a weekly summary email 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Universities are too expensive for students, they've lost a focus on the communities they inhabit, they employ too many executivess who don't add any value, etc. But it's easier for universities to slow PhD admissions than incorporate real systemic change. Fewer PhDs means America loses innovation 000
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 21/02/2025In this teaching life you get to choose: post old memes no one gets, or steal from the greats? 020
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 18/02/2025How the hell am I gonna feed my kids when my great great grandfather's $3.63 per month social security check (which he earned from 40 hard years of clubbing baby seals) gets stopped? 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 07/02/2025We are discovering very quickly which private organizations are led by cowards. That's the thing about cowards, they panic and show you who they are very quickly 040
Reposted by Phillip CompeauBloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 06/02/2025Government agencies’ moves to comply with Donald Trump’s executive orders have sparked feverish efforts to archive US government data in online repositories like the Internet Archive.bloomberg.comData Hoarders Are Rushing to Save Vanishing US Health RecordsComputer science professor Niema Moshiri was watching TV last Thursday evening when his phone lit up with frantic messages from a virologist in Canada. The warning was urgent: back up the US Centers f... 19397124
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 06/02/2025A revelation about working in academia is that the angriest, most irritated people are also the kindest, truest of heart people you will encounter. What does that tell you? 070
Reposted by Phillip CompeauNiema Moshiri @niema.net · 04/02/2025Inspired by @charlesgaba.com's Herculean effort to post all Wayback URLs from the CDC website (including pages that have recently been deleted), I built this GitHub repo to share Wayback links to all CDC website pages, and will add more websites when I get a chance github.com/Niema-Lab/Go...github.comGitHub - Niema-Lab/Government-Wayback: Unofficial repository storing links to Wayback Machine for government pagesUnofficial repository storing links to Wayback Machine for government pages - Niema-Lab/Government-Wayback 711953
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The era where significant parts of America tried to uplift people who hadn't been born into opportunity was brief, but it was hopeful. Frankly I can't believe it happened at all 000
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 30/01/20251. Reckoner 2. Paranoid android 3. Pyramid song 4. Fake plastic trees 5. True love waits Subject to revision 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I, for one, dream of a country in which people reach (underpaid) roles in (critical) governmental services by merit alone (and then take a severance offer and resign leaving that role understaffed) 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 29/01/2025We built Rosalind, the Bioinformatics Algorithms project, and the Biological Modeling online course 090
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Say what you will about AI, but we just had an era in which our smartest quantitative minds spent their time training bots to sell ads to other bots. That era was extremely annoying and boring. Like if smart kids all wanted to do accounting for some reason 131
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I can't tell whether the mathematician side of me or the biology side of me is more offended by these definitions 021
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Looking at a professor's YouTube suggestions when that professor shows a video in class is literal violence 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Misinformation works. Why? People love misinformation. Information is boring, cold, concrete. It tells you a lot of stuff you don't want to think about (e.g., human existence is mostly meaningless). But misinformation ... misinformation is imaginative, fun, and makes you matter. 120
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Crocs: for when you've given up completely 100
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 31/12/2024It is I, the random arbiter on the Internet who informs you that the TV show you like a lot "has not aged well" 110
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 29/12/2024They're making Luigi a terrorist because the health insurance industry has become so ingrained in the US government that it functionally *is* the US government. Murdering a healthcare CEO equivalent to murdering the director of the FBI or a member of Congress 110
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I used to talk to students about the prospect of using pig organs for transplants as something from a utopian future. And now it is a reality of science 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Me when I looked up at the night sky for the first time as a grown adult, discovered stars, and thought they were drones 010
Reposted by Phillip CompeauBarry B. @justbarryb.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Worthless (and somewhat terrifying) factoid of the Day: Neutron stars are so dense that if you dropped a gummy bear from one meter away it would hit the surface in a microsecond with the force of 1,000 nuclear bombs. 7288
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Me in a past life. Now I look at this and it makes my body hurt to think about getting in this position 020
Reposted by Phillip CompeauVaughn Cooper @vscooper.micropopbio.org · 12/12/2024I’m proud to join more than 30 colleagues today in sharing our analysis of potential risks from “mirror life”. We summarize our findings in a @science.org article, and in greater detail in a 300pg technical report: Article: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... Report: purl.stanford.edu/cv716pj4036 40755210
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Finding a PhD advisor who just happened to have funding from HHMI for educational projects that he basically wasn't using. And being in a relatively new field at a time when there were so few educational resources online that anyone who took the time to make one would probably succeed. 030
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Ways my students can make me feel like my job has been worth it, ranked 1. Take me out for an enchilada dinner 2. Give me half of any money they'd consider donating to the university and then give the other half to charity 3. Thank you note 010
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My old school buddy Chris finished an adult literacy program. He advanced his reading ability by two levels so he can take community college classes. I am so proud of him 🥹😭 060
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I love how the snow swirls around this corner of our computer science building 030
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Help! Is there something on my back? It feels like there is something on my back 020
Phillip Compeau @phillipcompeau.bsky.social · 09/12/202460 year old lady who orders an airplane coffee at 11 PM >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 100