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Philip Van Munching

@philipvm.bsky.social
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Husband, dad, grandad, NYT bestselling author, voracious reader of crime/mystery, voracious eater of Chocolate Fudge Pop-Tarts. Slightly above average dancer. FTHC. Here because that other place is…fetid. philipvanmunching.com

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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 11h
Prince Andrew did what, now?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not an alleged "gang rape," ABC; it's an alleged gang rape. WTF is with the quotation marks?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First poster we put up in the grandkids' room.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Young Life" leaders somehow had unfettered access to our high school; nothin' more Christian than you-better-accept-Jesus-bullies in the cafeteria.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wait'll she finds out that she's sitting next to you on the plane!
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
With that and Sicario, he started so well, too...sigh.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Guilty as charged, and my bad, @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Please, let me list all of the things I'm afraid will be said against us. In case everyone needs reminding." What an absolure tin-eared ass.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What I love about most of these choices is that they're not people who rely on a million quick cuts to goose up their action scenes. (And I'll go with Spielberg and Campbell as the pinnacle; "Raiders" and "Casino Royale" are master classes in making action that's easy to follow.)
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just digging into Ron Currie's prequel to "The Savage, Noble Death of Babs Dionne." Terrific so far...which is no surprise.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I second all of that, Liam...and I'll add how great it was to be in a packed theater with a bunch of cheering fans, again.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Gerrymandering lets politicians choose their voters instead of the other way around. Until we end that, it will remain difficult to achieve the things most Americans already agree on.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In fairness, some of their stuff is straight out of Q's lab...
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Explosion triggered by lithium-ion batteries blows out garage door
A small explosion blew out a garage door at a house on the Northeast Side.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Especially since I can barely remember what I had for lunch, yesterday.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't have a cat...but I'm still freaked out by the fact that I just sang the chorus to "One Tin Soldier" - from memory - for the first time in, what, 40 years?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Where's the reporter who'll say, "Uh, you've got a picture of - and an attack on - your opponent glued to the front of your podium; why can't you face questions about the race?" (And yes, the hats are fucking sad.)
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So...he's a real life bad guy, too?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Leo Caramello
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Beautiful...and has the added benefit of reminding of Frightened Rabbit's final album, Painting of a Panic Attack. (If you don't know them, Chris, check them out. Scot rock at its finest.)
Cover of Frightened Rabbit's album Painting of a Panoc Attack; a painting of an odd looking, industrial-feeling building.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well, if you can make the effort, so can I: heading in to see you and Grady at the Strand, tonight. (My wife: "Now THAT'S devotion.")
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How soon can he walk behind the couch humper?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I sorta dug the flick, but man, that rat scene was completely ripped off from "Hard Candy."
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Mamdani giving a speech at the Knicks victory parade and Obama giving a speech at the opening of his Presidential Library on the same day is the BARBENHEIMER of oratory, it's MAMBAMA
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Have you considered "fuckalicious"? It's got that 90s vibe.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Then the Garden will have to break out in a stirring rendition of Nilsson's "I Guess the Lord Must Be in New York City."
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Saw it at a theater in NYC when it came out, and at the scene where she gets out of the car and you first hear the wood chipper, exactly two people recognized the sound and laughed really loud: me, and the guy behind me...who turned out to be Gary Sinise.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Forgive the language but my late father-in-law used to put me on the floor when he'd get frustrated over something small and blurt out "Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fucking Diaz Brothers!"
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I would give my eternal gratitude to anyone who can help me memoryhole that.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Not salacious, you say? Justice Kavanaugh's high school yearbook would like a word.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
From the blurbs, I gather that any hope of containment was optimistic, at best.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I just KNEW I could count on the Union Square B&N to put it on the shelf early. (Can't wait to crack the cover.)
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
That beer-chugging video from the Olympics ain't lookin' so cool now, eh, Kashy-boy?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
In his spare time, he defiles Robert Parker and Donald Westlake characters.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not sure who made this one, but <chef's kiss>.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
And appears to be flashing the Nixon double peace sign. My head hurts trying to parse this. Is it 2028, yet?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
...and WT everlovin' F are those figures above him?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Your blocking is pathetic; NOBODY blocks like Trump. Everyone is saying it. I block straits like the world has never seen. Grown Iranian generals come up to me with tears in their eyes, and say 'Sir...'" (Wow: I just made myself a little nauseous, there.)
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Excellent choices, though I'd swap out License to Kill for GoldenEye. (13-year-old me is screaming for The Spy Who Loved Me; 63-year-old me knows better.)
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I used some all caps in my message to my rep. I'm not proud.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Have you introduced articles of impeachment, congresswoman? Serious question.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
No love for the logue?
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“‘The Bride’ is just so pleased with itself,” might be the most succinct - and perfect - review this movie ever gets. You’re the best there is, Walter.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Not sure this is the dig the Broken Times thinks it is.
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Swear to God, I’ve never seen an oddly placed hyphen (Texas-county) cause so many to have the vapors…
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Wait: I was told he had completely destroyed Iran’s nuclear program, already…
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Andrew Derangement Syndrome
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Philip Van Munching @philipvm.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache wearing a hat and a suit
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a hat and a suit
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