Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 24mNow she gets to spend more time with her family, telling them she's a lawyer. 030
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 1hSports commentators – and more than a few fans — possess the object permanence of infants. 130
Reposted by Philip MichaelsJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14hBy the transitive property, now the Brewers are ruining baseball. 13745117
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14hMe (quietly): Moral rot... moral rot The rest of the waiting room (growing increasingly louder): Moral rot! Moral rot! 020
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14hRed Sox out, Yankees out, Dodgers out -- we are one "John Fisher mauled by wolverines" headline away from this being the greatest postseason evs. 0101
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 15h“Sweeney Todd Jr.“ coming this fall to City Children’s Theater 020
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 22hThe "I ain't reading all that" meme, but for movies. 030
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A joyous Peter Farrelly celebrates at the Oscars with Liberty Biberty. "We never could have made Green Book without Liberty Biberty's insights," he says. 020
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Plaschke column accusing the Dodgers of moral turpitude dropping in 5.... 4... 3... 110
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Back in the day, they would even have the local yokel announcers split World Series duties. In 1972, NBC put Monte Moore and Al Michaels in the booth with Curt Gowdy. 010
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Twenty-five years ago yesterday, Liberty Biberty urged Jeremy Giambi not to slide. 270
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 15/10/2026There ain’t no party like a Ben Verlander Watch Party Because a Ben Verlander Watch Party ain’t watching Justin 030
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/10/2026<Letterman at the Oscars voice>Diddy... Dudus. Dudus... Diddy. 000
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/10/2026WhY aRE ThERe EMpTy seAts aT tHIs PLaYoFf gAMe 010
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/10/2026What is insurance if not the fleeting promise of peace in our time, eh, Liberty Biberty? 1194
Reposted by Philip MichaelsJason Snell @snell.zone · 14/10/2026Forgive me, but I needed to start this story by explaining why the Walkman was revolutionary, why CDs struggled to replace the Walkman, and how they invented the MP3 with the help of Suzanne Vega's voice. 1233
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/10/2026If only Oedipus showed that kind of restraint, Sophocles has a much shorter play. 110
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hell of a way for me to learn that Master of Puppets is just a song about a guy who's really into puppetry. 49812
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"I told Elon to make the gesture," Liberty Biberty boasts when he thinks the microphone is switched off. 151
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Are you ready for some football? Oh, well, that's unfortunate, because it's the main topic in my free newsletter this week. But I write about other stuff, too. get-your-phil-newsletter-ccdfef.beehiiv.com/p/get-your-p...get-your-phil-newsletter-ccdfef.beehiiv.comGet Your PhilVolume 1, Issue 35 021
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Before he began telling the world about Liberty Mutual's insurance offerings, Liberty Biberty handled security for the Stones at Altamont. 150
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What is Schlemiel, Schlimazel but the Fo' Shizzle of 1950s Milwaukee? 020
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Laverne DeFazio and Shirley Feeney youtu.be/IAnecJl_Z1A?...youtu.beLaverne and Shirley Opening Credits and Theme SongYouTube video by Steven 120
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds." -- Robert Oppenheimer "Same, my brother, same." -- Liberty Biberty 170
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Today's apparently the day that all the jobs I applied to so long ago I had actually forgotten about them are writing to let me know that I'm unemployable, so thanks for that ego boost, fellas. 020
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m not weird, it’s the rest of you who need to get your act together. 040
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Withholding judgment until I see who’s cast as Switek and Zito. 130
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Liberty Biberty, no! This is terrible advice for parents! 190
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It’s not a postseason to me until Bill Plaschke starts to decry the inability of the Dodgers to win every game they play in. 151
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Listen, everyone's entitled to their own politics; I just don't think Liberty Biberty should be attending campaign rallies like this one. Very unprofessional. 1110
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026During the Dust Bowl, Liberty Biberty would sidle into migrant camps and say, "Hey, you gonna finish that?" before trying to sell weary workers insurance. Read the room, Liberty Biberty! 1191
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The Watergate Complex, June 17, 1972: Liberty Biberty skulks outside, keeping a watchful eye for cops on behalf of his friends Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy. 1428
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 13/10/2026To do my part to make the world a better place, I will periodically post photos of Liberty Biberty present at the Great Tragedies of Human History so as to bully Liberty Mutual into dropping this accursed character from its ads. Here is Liberty Biberty smiling as the Hindenburg explodes. 88417
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This party sub has failed to ignite the festive atmosphere that its name promised. 230
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Remains of the Party Sub is the most haunting Merchant-Ivory picture, imo 170
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My daughter and her associates used our house as the staging grounds for Homecoming Dance prep, which meant we had to feed the little darlings. That’s why today’s lunch is the remains of various party subs. 170
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just purposefully eating watermelon like a normal person. All my friends are here, too, enjoying watermelon in the same way, just outside the picture frame. 030
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Relief pitchers who don’t throw strikes should stand trial. 120
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“We used Google Cloud to confuse correlation with causation!” — those MLB/Google Gemini ads, essentially 020
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026<dog turns to look purposefully at TV set> 000
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The safety word is "Gauuuuhh, my throat!" 100
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I still occasionally sing the 40-plus year old Hometown Heroes jingle for Oakland A's broadcasts on TV44 (🎵Cable 12!🎵) and will continue to do so even after my daughter sticks me in a home. 140
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I found 20 things to check out in iOS 27, and honestly, the one about getting Siri to answer my questions about recipes is an A+ addition. www.tomsguide.com/phones/iphon...tomsguide.com20 smart iOS 27 features that will make your life easier — and how to use themYou'll save time for sure 011
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I am all for websites getting all the revenue they can, especially if it lets them to continue to offer cool things for free. But that magnanimous spirit evaporates quickly if it comes at the expense of me being able to use your site as intended. (This is also directed at Sporcle.) 000