Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Thanks! Just to be clear, I personally think it‘s just plane wrong. 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I don‘t get why everyone is getting so worked up about that jumbo jet. Clearly both the left wing and the right wing support it. 100
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025"What is the unhealthiest Ben and Jerry's flavor?" is a question I have recently come across that I desperately wanted to know the answer to for the wrong reasons. (It's "Peanut Butter Cup") 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Typing the word "bookkeeping" feels wrong. Three consecutive double-letters? Really?? 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The rise and fall... ...of the sour dough I put into the fridge to make bread later but forgot about again. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Decorative pillows. They are only in the way 99.9% of the time and they're not even comfortable. What is your unassuming nemesis? 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Has anyone ever been hit with a newsletter popup and be like "Yeah, I am going to enter my email address into this" 020
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 16/12/2024This seems like a very memeable photo. Sounds like an awesome job. Yay science! 110
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024One thing I love about maternity wards are the zombie-like figures of sleep-deprived dads roaming the halls 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I've endeavoured to cook a quick and easy recipe. Forty minutes in and I've just finished cutting up all the greens... 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Spending 20% of your net worth on a meal. Sounds extravagant, but you'll never see a rich person doing this. 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I for one find it only fair that flat earthers don't get to use GPS based services 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Call me old fashioned, but I try to put off updating the apps on my phone. When I do, there is always at least one that has become a shittier version of what it previously was. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I wonder if they tried installing Windows on a submarine. That would give a whole new meaning to the words "blue screen". 140
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024In Germany, they say that "Shards bring good luck". I will have to ask my lawyer if and how this interacts with other glass related superstitions. 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Ever since I learned that these 'Verify that you are human' checkboxes analyze mouse movement to make their decision, I make sure to add some imperfections while dragging the cursor towards the box. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Marathon finisher: *Slurrrp* - the cup is empty. 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I wish you wouldn't put all men in the same basket. Of course there are many absolute tools out there (like the owner of that thing obv.) but some of us are trying to do our best. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I'll take certified poster over certified poser any day of the week 060
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If someone could grow me a bromato that would be nice 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Moon: *Has amazing subsurface ocean that potentially bears life* Me: "Enchiladas lol" 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Can't wait for Red Two, Red Three and Red Four to come out. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I love falling asleep to „Beethoven‘s Moonlight Sonata but the piano is missing“ 050
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024What to football goals and my profile have in common? They both have two posts. 020
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024What my first post and terms and conditions sections have in common is that no one will ever read them. 110
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Ah, one of my top three favorite types of showers 020
