Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I don‘t get why everyone is getting so worked up about that jumbo jet. Clearly both the left wing and the right wing support it. 100
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025"What is the unhealthiest Ben and Jerry's flavor?" is a question I have recently come across that I desperately wanted to know the answer to for the wrong reasons. (It's "Peanut Butter Cup") 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Typing the word "bookkeeping" feels wrong. Three consecutive double-letters? Really?? 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The rise and fall... ...of the sour dough I put into the fridge to make bread later but forgot about again. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Decorative pillows. They are only in the way 99.9% of the time and they're not even comfortable. What is your unassuming nemesis? 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Has anyone ever been hit with a newsletter popup and be like "Yeah, I am going to enter my email address into this" 020
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024One thing I love about maternity wards are the zombie-like figures of sleep-deprived dads roaming the halls 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I've endeavoured to cook a quick and easy recipe. Forty minutes in and I've just finished cutting up all the greens... 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Spending 20% of your net worth on a meal. Sounds extravagant, but you'll never see a rich person doing this. 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I for one find it only fair that flat earthers don't get to use GPS based services 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Call me old fashioned, but I try to put off updating the apps on my phone. When I do, there is always at least one that has become a shittier version of what it previously was. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Ever since I learned that these 'Verify that you are human' checkboxes analyze mouse movement to make their decision, I make sure to add some imperfections while dragging the cursor towards the box. 000
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Marathon finisher: *Slurrrp* - the cup is empty. 010
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024What to football goals and my profile have in common? They both have two posts. 020
Philip Hugo @philiphugo.bsky.social · 23/11/2024What my first post and terms and conditions sections have in common is that no one will ever read them. 110