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Philip2eme

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🥵🥵🥵
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sister Act Nuns Sing Hallelujah!
Alt: Sister Act: the Nuns sing “Hallelujah!”
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gooooood boy 😈
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥵
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙋🏻‍♂️
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such a good, good boy
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m going to the wrong parks
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Let us dispel the myth that simply because a man can thrust his dick at great speed he knows how to fuck
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They can make me get off the big gay boat but they can’t make me wear undergarments
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Macthirsty1 @macthirsty1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Happy morning after white party from me and @philip2eme.bsky.social
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Deck 7” + 10/10
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Getting a lot of horny messages from high church Protestants for some reason
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🥵
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is so hot.
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🥵
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Cute Skunk Blushing in Flower Field
Alt: From BAMBI: Flower, a Cute Skunk, is Blushing in Flower Field
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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David Rose Reacts: 'ME?!'
Alt: David Rose Reacts: 'ME?!'
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ok phew Oh what a circus, amirite?
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
(This is a musical theater quote about not shade)
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Sylvester the Cat with a Halo
Alt: Sylvester the Cat points to a Halo above him
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Judge Judy: Hurry Up!
Alt: Judge Judy taps her wrist and bangs her table as if to say “Hurry Up!”
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Have I said too much? There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you…
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ok fine
P lies butt raised in the air. He wears a maroon T-shirt but is naked from the waist down.
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Aaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Every time I open Bluesky,
Text from Ulysses reading (A crowd of sluts and ragamuffins surges forward.)
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hottttt 🔥
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ebeneezer Scrooge (Michael Caine) leans out a window wearing a dressing gown and nightcap and says “Then I haven’t missed it.”
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Accurate 😏
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Good Place 😇
Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
G’night
Naked man lying naked on a bed, face down, back arched to accentuate his butt, slight tan lingering from months past
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
🚂
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Eagerly 😛
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
SECONDED 🥵
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Justin @virtualjustin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@macthirsty1.bsky.social : “I love that you make different noises when you’re getting fucked by a different cock.” 😈
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Nicholas Yenson 朱偉仲 @nicholasyenson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs
youtu.be
When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Orson Wells, v drunk, promoting Paul Masson sparkling wine, says “Ah, the French…!”
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
First threesome of 2026 ✅
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
You can’t tell me “My hand is ready, may it do him ease” shouldn’t be appended with 😈
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
this is crazy
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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a cartoon character is sitting on a couch holding a book and saying `` i 'm ready '' .
Alt: DW (“Arthur”) is sitting on a couch holding a book and saying `` i 'm ready ''. She clears her throat impatiently.
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Less talk more tongue 😜
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The temptation to quote Shakespeare in the smut group chat
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🥵
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Correct
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Snow day. OOMF asked what was under the covers so
Naked man lies on his stomach. He pulls back a striped duvet to reveal his butt. He is grinning.
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Me all day
Screenshot from the podcast KEEP IT:
Louis Viertel asks “how about that f*cking d*ck that just pops up?”

Below, a warning SPOILERS AHEAD for THE PITT. Pictured is actor Noah Wyle in medical scrubs.
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
🥵
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Philip2eme @philip2eme.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reaaaaaally wish you were here
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