Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Feeling pancucked, basically? 🤤😔 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Heinz Erhardt hätte gesagt: "Geh nüsslich." 👌🏻😌 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Succinctly, respectfully: YES. God damn. 👀🔥💖 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Puh, darauf erstmal ne kalte Cola. Vielleicht mit Rum, wenn ich nicht fahren muss. 🤔🤷🏻♂️ Und später mach ich vielleicht mit. 😅 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You could end that statement with "k thanax" to drive the former point home.☝🏻🤷🏻♂️😅 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hope you get to rest soon. 🫂💖 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For Halloween and around, Orange. For every other occasion, I can see the teal working better. 🤔 100
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Verständlich. Aber zumindest sorgt das Wetter so auch noch für so manch einen grünen Tag. 🤷🏻♂️🤔 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hat aber gerade erst angefangen, also noch keinen Weckruf machen. ☝🏻🤔 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wie furchtbar süß ist das bitte?! Da fühle ich mich gleich inspiriert, das auch einzuführen. 😅🥰 120
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I love how the lower speech bubble on the right can (also) be interpreted as coming from somewhere inside her distended belly. 😅 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Was für ein Gluck, dass er Dir gefällt. 😁💖 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Nur wenn Du Bock Bock Bock hast. ☝🏻🤷🏻♂️ 120
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Kein Festival hier, aber Hühner im Garten. ☝🏻🐔 120
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026He does a lot A LOT of charity work in-between his Evil gigs. Like in classic Vampire: the Masquerade. 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Hab heute den mit Mango vom Lidl. Garnicht schlecht. Aber Pfirsich ist auch mein Go-To. 👌🏻😉 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"You are welcome to mess with him, but be warned that Tombom Baddle will not take kindly to violence." 😏😈 020
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Eistee und Abenteuerspielplatz 😌 🧃 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I feel like you should include this picture in the profile as well, for contrast. "The Range: get you a guy who can do both." Or something along those lines. 👌🏻😌 030
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Weiß ich grad nicht, kann ich Dir heute Abend sagen, wenn ich zuhause bin. 🤔🤷🏻♂️ 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ich wäre ja noch für so ein Mittelding zu haben. Schlichter und Lenker. Aber dafür muss erst mehr Hirn und Weisheit wachsen. 🙄😬 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It had just acquired the perfect stink. Did you at least leave him a strip of the old one for the new box? 🙄😔 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Not to be thirsty on main (too much), but ... WHOO MOMMA. 💖🔥👌🏻 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026How often has this Venn diagram been a perfect circle? 🤔 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This. The translation is "Do you use AI?". 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Do I win if I press my eyes into those? That's contact as well, right? 👀💖😇 030
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Peet. Ist der Mann von Medusa. ☝🏻 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026You posting "My favourite monster" and my thoughts immediately went to That Creature. You know. With the buttocks for a face. The Regular Assdeer. 👌🏻😌 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Warlocks in decrepit towers who like their garden wild and unkempt will call them obgnoxious gnuisances. 🙄😔 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Ein pixeliger Piepmatz! 💖💖 020
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hardcore Kuschelungen, hömma!!! 😤🫂💖💪🏼 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Geht mir ähnlich. Mein Feed in BlueSky ist so ausgewogen, dass ich viel Politik aus aller Welt reinbekomme und teilweise ist es einfach ... zuviel auf einmal. Darum mache ich derzeit öfter Pause hier. 🤷🏻♂️🫂😵💫 022
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025BooOoOOOoooObieees!!! 😱😱😱💖 001
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Dark green shiny satin just works on you, luv. 👀💖 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2025💖🫂 Your art is amazing and cute as always. 030
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Oliven zu The Cure essen, im Hintergrund Orangenmarmelade. 👌🏻 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2025It's always Fuck o'clock in your household. 👌🏻😌💖 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2025"SFW" looks inside Tiddies 👌🏻😌💖 Never change, JSN. Never change. 000
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag. 🤷🏻♂️ 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025"In this episode: the author's barely dice-guised fetish" 😉😇 0140
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025"VoreDash" got me giggling. 😂😂 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025It's the simple things in life. 🤷🏻♂️😁 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Er hofft garantiert noch auf einen Musk'n-Deal. 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025To cope with the stress AND flex his writing muscles, he posted a lot of fanfics on Archive of Orko under his pseudonym, Prince Adam. 010
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Wir sind heute im Freizeitpark. Welches der vielen Fahrgeschäfte will das Kind unbedingt besuchen? Froschhüpfer? Seerosentanz? Das Steinzeitkarussell? Nein. Das Bällebad. Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅 110
Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/08/2025"No no, not oral. I said AURAL, we're having esoteric sex." 010