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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they)

@phildragonbeard.bsky.social
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As a tired Dad way over 30, I'd love to have a description here that is witty, short, and not cringe. A quote from Terry Pratchett, maybe. 🤔 Until I come up with one, we're stuck with this, though. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #BLM #ACAB #LGBTQIA+ #FCKAFD

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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feeling pancucked, basically? 🤤😔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heinz Erhardt hätte gesagt: "Geh nüsslich." 👌🏻😌
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Succinctly, respectfully: YES. God damn. 👀🔥💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Puh, darauf erstmal ne kalte Cola. Vielleicht mit Rum, wenn ich nicht fahren muss. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️ Und später mach ich vielleicht mit. 😅
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You could end that statement with "k thanax" to drive the former point home.☝🏻🤷🏻‍♂️😅
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope you get to rest soon. 🫂💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For Halloween and around, Orange. For every other occasion, I can see the teal working better. 🤔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😈💚
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Verständlich. Aber zumindest sorgt das Wetter so auch noch für so manch einen grünen Tag. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So cute and pretty! 🥰💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hat aber gerade erst angefangen, also noch keinen Weckruf machen. ☝🏻🤔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wie furchtbar süß ist das bitte?! Da fühle ich mich gleich inspiriert, das auch einzuführen. 😅🥰
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love how the lower speech bubble on the right can (also) be interpreted as coming from somewhere inside her distended belly. 😅
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Was für ein Gluck, dass er Dir gefällt. 😁💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nur wenn Du Bock Bock Bock hast. ☝🏻🤷🏻‍♂️
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kein Festival hier, aber Hühner im Garten. ☝🏻🐔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He does a lot A LOT of charity work in-between his Evil gigs. Like in classic Vampire: the Masquerade.
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hab heute den mit Mango vom Lidl. Garnicht schlecht. Aber Pfirsich ist auch mein Go-To. 👌🏻😉
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"You are welcome to mess with him, but be warned that Tombom Baddle will not take kindly to violence." 😏😈
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Eistee und Abenteuerspielplatz 😌 🧃
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I feel like you should include this picture in the profile as well, for contrast. "The Range: get you a guy who can do both." Or something along those lines. 👌🏻😌
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Weiß ich grad nicht, kann ich Dir heute Abend sagen, wenn ich zuhause bin. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ich wäre ja noch für so ein Mittelding zu haben. Schlichter und Lenker. Aber dafür muss erst mehr Hirn und Weisheit wachsen. 🙄😬
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It had just acquired the perfect stink. Did you at least leave him a strip of the old one for the new box? 🙄😔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not to be thirsty on main (too much), but ... WHOO MOMMA. 💖🔥👌🏻
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How often has this Venn diagram been a perfect circle? 🤔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This. The translation is "Do you use AI?".
In the picture you see the insides of an air plane. All the seats are occupied, in the central aisle, Pope Leo XIV. is standing. He is holding a baseball bat, and a slight smile is playing around his mouth.
A caption overhead reads "Do you use AI?" in German. The Pope has been decidedly outspoken against Artificial Intelligence the past months.
This meme suggests he might be willing to get violent about his opinions, because of the baseball bat.
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Do I win if I press my eyes into those? That's contact as well, right? 👀💖😇
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Peet. Ist der Mann von Medusa. ☝🏻
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You posting "My favourite monster" and my thoughts immediately went to That Creature. You know. With the buttocks for a face. The Regular Assdeer. 👌🏻😌
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Lucy. 😌 🍵
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Mei'd for butt sex. 😁💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Warlocks in decrepit towers who like their garden wild and unkempt will call them obgnoxious gnuisances. 🙄😔
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ein pixeliger Piepmatz! 💖💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hardcore Kuschelungen, hömma!!! 😤🫂💖💪🏼
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Geht mir ähnlich. Mein Feed in BlueSky ist so ausgewogen, dass ich viel Politik aus aller Welt reinbekomme und teilweise ist es einfach ... zuviel auf einmal. Darum mache ich derzeit öfter Pause hier. 🤷🏻‍♂️🫂😵‍💫
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
BooOoOOOoooObieees!!! 😱😱😱💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Dark green shiny satin just works on you, luv. 👀💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
💖🫂 Your art is amazing and cute as always.
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Oliven zu The Cure essen, im Hintergrund Orangenmarmelade. 👌🏻
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It's always Fuck o'clock in your household. 👌🏻😌💖
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"SFW" looks inside Tiddies 👌🏻😌💖 Never change, JSN. Never change.
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"In this episode: the author's barely dice-guised fetish" 😉😇
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"VoreDash" got me giggling. 😂😂
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It's the simple things in life. 🤷🏻‍♂️😁
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Er hofft garantiert noch auf einen Musk'n-Deal.
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
To cope with the stress AND flex his writing muscles, he posted a lot of fanfics on Archive of Orko under his pseudonym, Prince Adam.
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Wir sind heute im Freizeitpark. Welches der vielen Fahrgeschäfte will das Kind unbedingt besuchen? Froschhüpfer? Seerosentanz? Das Steinzeitkarussell? Nein. Das Bällebad. Gut, dass wir ne Jahreskarte haben... 🙄😅
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Phil Dragonbeard (he/him/they) @phildragonbeard.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"No no, not oral. I said AURAL, we're having esoteric sex."
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