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Phil 🇮🇪

@philconlon.bsky.social
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Irish | bit fruity | science & politics nerd | 👬 Insta: @philip.conlon www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1Y6… www.paypal.me/PhilipConlon96

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That’s when I finally get some peace and can clean the house
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sounds like he was keen to get away
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pussy.
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Omg yes I did see the via!
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Well that was fucking terrible
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Don’t threaten me 👁️👄👁️
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
But daddy 😩
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Christ I forgot how sore bottoming can be
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Yeah here I go, whatcha gonna do about it?
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I so regret selling my Primavera tickets - wtf was I thinking??
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Destination recs welcome from oomfs x
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This sunny weather coming to an end has just emphasised that I need a holiday badly
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Met a friend for ONE pint last night and ended up locking the bar and getting high with the bar staff
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Why does everyone seem to be on holiday rn 😭
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sure the Brits did it
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Don’t insult my homeland, faggot.
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Right, I’ve had enough of May in this country. I need a holiday
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Categorically untrue
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Omg do you run Ken?!
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Supporting my friends in the marathon today knowing full well I’ll probs never sign up to it cause runnings bad for your knees x
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yes but we’re not forecast to even reach 20 over here😭
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Those numbers could be a bit higher tho 😩
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I can hear someone doing the bleep test in the gym and I’ve never been as traumatised by a sound in my life
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Erm.. aha yea sure 🥴 first time🤭🫣
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Damn this is the sexiest 🥵🔥 I’ve ever seen you 💦🤪 cutie boy 😜👀
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Come do it for me, I’ll pay for your flight x
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word indeed is on the screen
ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word indeed is on the screen
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ok grandad, back to your instagram reels now
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is how I feel when I want to send either of you a tiktok
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not into the actual shower itself you psycho
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Who brings their phone into the shower
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think I won the presale war
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I hung out our jockstraps today - nature is finally healing 🥰
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Homewrecker is great
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oh I’ll paint alright 🫦
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Spongebob Paint GIF
ALT: Spongebob Paint GIF
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A-ball? Seriously?
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Pathetic.
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Dzaddy pls don’t say that 😩💦👀…xxx
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
😬Any time for u 🥵 sexi boii 🤪
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Vegas I’m in you!
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Something about balloons on my profile or something
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂‍↕️
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Need motivation for leg day
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Wouldn’t want you to lose your flight tho x
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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you’re tired already then maybe don’t come? x
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