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Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Something about balloons on my profile or something

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂‍↕️

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Only got an hour’s sleep thanks to someone’s snoring, so I’m dragging myself to the gym to feel better.

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Bottomed today for the first time since November and damn, I’m outta practice

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Just drained a 🐷 so if any subs on here want my PayPal and wishlist they’re in my bio 🙂‍↕️

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Is it weird I’ve thought about doing a 2007 Britney by crashing out and just shaving my head?

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

So excited for a bath, takeaway and the apprentice tonight. Is this what approaching 30 feels like?

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Friend is suggesting I join a rugby team - should I? 🤔

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Boyfriend having to get up at 5am for a flight means I’m forced to have an early gym session

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My aussiebums always make me feel slutty

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Hi boys! According to an oomfie I should start posting on here again

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

May have just gotten a cash pig to pay for our primavera tickets 🤭✌️

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

2019 ➡️ 2024 I bought a vest 😇

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

My TM wallet just called me a 🚬

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Went to bed at 5am and now I’m walking around Tescos in my PJ’s after returning a rug doctor and there’s so many elderly people staring at me it’s mental

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Phil 🇮🇪 @philconlon.bsky.social · 22/11/2024