Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Every now and then a joke makes you want to stand up and applaud. Bra-actual-vo to the HIGNFY social media team for this absolute gem. 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I almost don’t know where to start with this bullshit. You give someone a car with a dribble of petrol left and all the warning lights on. Then when 1 min later they run out of fuel and are on the phone to the AA because the radiator just exploded you chide them for not looking after their car. 110
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I bet all those British tourists planning their Israeli getaway holidays are thinking twice now. Well done to the PM and Foreign Secretary for this. There will be counter arguments advanced I’m sure but meaningfully calling out the Netanyahu regime is long overdue. 010
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Breakaway league LIV Golf files for bankruptcy protection news.sky.com/share/13583339 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Very pleased with a point at brentford #safc Whilst I’m on, very much enjoyed this text from the bbc sport app 040
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Look forward to the entirely unroided Russian horses showing up to the next Olympics 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Look at this thick prick talking about needing a good pen and some intelligence and then holding the pen like it might bite him and mixing up lower and upper case letters throughout the 2 whole words that he writes. I’m beyond being kind about people who continue to back him. #trump #lakeamerica 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Trump has completely lost the plot hasn’t he? Remember when people looked up to the US President? Might not have liked the individual but assumed they were clever and talented. That seems like a loooooong time ago. 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Absolutely love that ‘Jason Statham Action’ is its own sub genre on IMDB. 020
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Saw Hercules in the West End today. It was brilliant! There you go Disney, stick that on a poster. 020
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It possibly says quite a lot about my current state of equilibrium that I read this as “please drive forward into the abyss”. 010
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If you can watch this and not be happy then we can’t be friends 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026She's had a shocker there has the VP of Argentina. Show me one English person who doesn't love the idea of being a "usurping pirate". YAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! AVAST YE SCURVY HANDBALLING CHEATS! Just feels good. #engvarg #england #argentina #falklands #selfdetermination 210
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This is as random as you please from Erling Haaland and I couldn’t be more here for it. If I had a penny for every time I’ve banged on about the lack of booze based taxidermy. 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Words to live by. Thanks to @scaramucci.bsky.social on @restispoliticsus.bsky.social for the inspiration! 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026READ ALL ABOUT IT! DISHONEST CONMAN COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING CALLED A DISHONEST CONMAN! 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026There was me thinking that ‘militarily complete the job’ would already have been the key aim of the, oh what was that word again? In the name of the department that Hegseth fronts like a nazi Ken doll? War! That’s it! I thought it would have been the objective of the war. Jesus wept. Sorry Pete. 100
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Never claimed to be a Labour Party fan but I'm a patriot before any party allegiance and it fair warms the heart to see a decent man from a party which respects democratic values utterly trounce the racist con artists of Reform and the ethnonationalist nonsense of Restore. #burnham #makerfield 001
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Volunteering to do dawn raid leaflets for @libdems.org.uk in the Christleton & Huntington by-election seemed like a safe bet with it being held on 11th June! Good old reliable north west rain! Bracing stuff. Marvellous. Good luck to @wardiecj.bsky.social and @cwaclibdems.bsky.social today! 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026My foot still hurts from Saturday’s Tough Mudder 15k in Scotland. Im covered in scrapes and everywhere aches. Would I do it again? 100%. It was brilliant. The course was beautiful, savage but beautiful, and the atmosphere was fantastic. Always amazing to complete it with my amazing wife too! 130
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Guy Fawkes has let himself slide mind. #historygeekbants @thehistoryguy.bsky.social @theresthistory.bsky.social 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Glenn knows. Well done Crystal Palace! Delighted for them. #europaconferenceleague 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I grew up in NE England and it left me not exactly a massive fan of the Labour Party. But I try to be fair minded and give credit where it’s due so it’s only right to salute the Welsh Labour Spokesman for this quote in response to the Greens being caught cheating. 😂😂😂 www.itv.com/news/wales/2... 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Oh go on @jd-vance-1.bsky.social be a sport and back him on this utter nonsense. Go on! You’ve told bigger lies than this. If you do it without laughing I’ll give you a twenty. 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Come on @jd-vance-1.bsky.social have a go at defending this from Trump. I mean I know you sold your soul for a shot at the top job a little while ago but that’s normally just a turn of phrase. Seriously, have a punt. Might be worth wearing rubber soled shoes ⚡️⚡️⚡️ news.sky.com/story/donald... 111
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Nothing to see here. Just Donald Trump pretending to be Jesus and healing a man who seems to look uncannily like Epstein. 010
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Needless to say, I can't put it better than Geoffrey Robertson KC... #juries #jury #backlog #justiceneedsjuries @jessbrownfullermp.bsky.social @libdems.org.uk 110
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026So a recap of Sunday: #safc win; The mags lose at the last knockings again; Rory McIlroy wins the #usmasters for the second year on the spin like an absolute bloody legend; and That hideous, homophobic, hateful shitstick Orban gets his marching orders from the Hungarian people. Nice. 131
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Never lose heart. Never lose faith that the bad guys can be defeated. Pessimism and resignation are luxuries we cannot afford. Congratulations to the people of Hungary. I sincerely hope this is the start of a brighter period for them. 🎉🎉🇭🇺 🇭🇺 🇭🇺 🎉🎉 #orban #magyar #hungary 011
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Great lunchtime chatting with the lovely residents of Huntington and listening to their concerns! #libdems @cwaclibdems.bsky.social 010
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Just never tire of images like this. #artemis #nasa #artemis2 #space 040
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Next time someone talks to you about how great Polanski seems to be on their instagram feed read them this. If the colour doesn’t drain from their face then question whether you want to continue to associate with someone who is quite clearly off the chart INSANE. Just another snake oil salesman. 100
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The only reassuring thing is that this has a powerful whiff of bullshit about it. Probably talked to him and some polite comment about “oh you should come sometime when we’re at home” was made. That prick will always spin that as a gilt edged invite. If he has been invited though then raise hell. 010
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Marvellous work from @economist.com You want some ice (irony abounds) for that burn Donald? Man is just becoming a joke. #trump #iran 030
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Poor little Anthony Wantony doesn’t get how they lost seeing as they’re better than us. Twice in 1 season. And they’re lower than us in the league. Here’s a little lesson Anthony: spending more money doesn’t make you a better team if all you are is a bunch of overhyped bottle jobs. #safc #nufc 110
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Don’t know why but I really fancy tacos for my dinner tonight. With a side of bullshit. 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026“I am please to report…” “…witch will continue…” He really is as thick as mince isn’t he? #trump #iran 000
Phil Clemo @philclemo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Also I bet the bigoted prick who shouted racist abuse at Geertruida was screaming into his black and white supremacist scarf at this image #safc 140