phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 10h@ablaze huh, I had assumed that Google had already destroyed this business model 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h@exchgr “what if the tiger had human teeth” was the pivot point of this commission 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h@exchgr new Apple TV also has always on microphones, so sadly it’s a no go for me 001 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026I’m not quite ready to unveil it but @ashley made me an absolutely rip roaring new pfp and I can’t wait to put on my new face 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026After thinking about my values for a long time, I’ve decided to make the difficult choice to start flattering the wealthy. Not everyone is going to understand, and some may call me names, but I firmly believe that being nice to rich people is the only way to heal this divided nation. I am very brave 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026@exchgr Occam’s razor is that all of his front brain faculties have been ravaged by AI and dementia and he is just a being of pure id 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Anyone else getting absolutely walloped by spam/scam calls this week 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026@ablaze the only appropriate reaction 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026I beg you to read this very good postaus.social 101 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026youtu.be/VvREKbrE_1Q?is=egRbmlEQjAF… 000 0
Reposted by phil’s masto donGlyph @glyph.im · 10/10/2026this is the perfect metaphor to understand the distinction between AI doomer concerns versus AI skeptic concernsfurry.engineer 0067 67
Reposted by phil’s masto donsam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026the gang’s all here 006 6
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026@exchgr I have several fromsoft fan friends and there is nothing they love more than someone being like “o wise master, which stat will help me most in early fights. What’s a good beginner build”. It’s like Christmas for them 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026@exchgr it is very much an Ask Your Buddy type game, which is always fun 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026@exchgr I started it for the first time like 2 weeks ago, I had joked that I would get around to it when my kid was in college and that might indeed be the move. There are so many numbers! 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Now I am at the bluegrass jam down the street, I dare you to stop me 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026I am in Greenwich Village at the weekly old time jam, as is my right 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026@exchgr I’m having familiar feelings phils-web-site.net/dumb-shit/gopherphils-web-site.netgopherFolks, this post is “certified fresh” 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026I guess I’ll just come out and say it: if your code is easy for humans to read, it’s bad code! 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/1173522109… This took my breath awayneuromatch.social 102 2
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Asking my hypothalamus to raise the Sleep Debt Ceiling 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Big fan of the Beats 360 branding. More products should include the price directly in the name 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026@exchgr front-end.social/@phil/117242459947…front-end.socialphil’s masto don (@phil@front-end.social)why have an iPhone and an iPad when you can have an iPhone that costs more than an iPhone and an iPad 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026@exchgr yeah this is what I am retaining my wallet reserves for 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026@mark my pleasure, it’s an incredible show 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026@mark this is some Widow’s Bay shit 101 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026why have an iPhone and an iPad when you can have an iPhone that costs more than an iPhone and an iPad 000 0
Reposted by phil’s masto donjonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026why did nobody tell me about the gpt 5.5 goblins story where training for a nerdy voice as a consumer feature caused it to talk about goblins all the time. why did nobody tell me that the wikipedia page says "they had to make it not talk about goblins so […] [Original post on neuromatch.social] 2110 10
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026@exchgr that we can pay for in cigarettes and bottle caps 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026They’re making a Harry Potter live action remake 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026[The Pitt Season 1] Autistic doctor: I’m good at talking to autistic people because my sister is autistic 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026Ye Mighty checking in, I’m just getting around to looking upon your works now, sorry for the delay. What did you want me to do after that? 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026Long ago, the three nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the JavaScript Nation attacked. 011 1
Reposted by phil’s masto donphil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026New Pod Cast: I talk to Scott Smitelli, the writer of “The Ideal Candidate Will Be Punched In The Stomach” among many other great pieces. If you are pressed for time, the section on our shared morbid obsession with Panera Bread starts at 0:54 and is positively electric […]front-end.socialOriginal post on front-end.social 001 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026New Pod Cast: I talk to Scott Smitelli, the writer of “The Ideal Candidate Will Be Punched In The Stomach” among many other great pieces. If you are pressed for time, the section on our shared morbid obsession with Panera Bread starts at 0:54 and is positively electric […]front-end.socialOriginal post on front-end.social 001 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026@exchgr a certain….confidence, if you will 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026My 5 year old just played her first chess game. What a concept 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026@exchgr currently playing Donkey Kong Bananza, which could probably be used as a maximum value reference point or something 001 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026Dr. Robbie, eyes wet, pulled away from someone missing their chest cavity, hasn't peed in seven hours: we can get him back to a normal size. he can live a normal life. but stretching is painful, and the risk of blowing away in the wind is lifelong. it's a tough choice, and I can't make it for you 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026The Pitt but it's next door to Willy Wonka's factory 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026RE: mastodon.social/@marcoarment/117093… Oh wow, an app for exactly memastodon.social 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026Where are they now? Well, Wood started a blues band with his brother. Medeski got his law degree and is now senior partner at Medeski Medeski LLP (no relation). Martin went on to write a highly acclaimed series of fantasy novels 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026Spotify open.spotify.com/album/2QkXIzlv9VkU… Apple music.apple.com/us/album/everything… Tidal tidal.com/album/541403250/u Featuring album art by @ashley !!open.spotify.comEverything Is Normal - Album by Bad Custer | SpotifyBad Custer · album · 2026 · 14 songs 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026Hello. Bad Custer’s third album is out today. Please enjoy the whole thing, but most especially our song about Octopus Facts youtu.be/MytnZiFmiHU?is=asdG0B8o72p… 100 1
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026RE: mastodon.sprawl.club/@ludicity/1170… Someone is gonna get pissed and ragepost a 95-bullet listicle about thismastodon.sprawl.club 000 0
phil’s masto don @phil.front-end.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026@exchgr this is what happens when you refuse to read a single book 100 1
Reposted by phil’s masto donceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666151246 6.6K