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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 21/07/2026

I like chips, but I usually just grab a few as I walk by, and then forget about them. 2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office. I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over. Stay Safe Listeners.

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 30/06/2026

We are on our summer release schedule right now, so our next episode won't be until July 15, when we debut "Send in the Clowns". In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious!

A delicious monte cristo sandwich served with raspberry jam and sweet potato waffle fries.

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 24/02/2026

I live to try new things. And that's why I nabbed these Peelerz Corn flavored gummies. I enjoy Atole. I like those Knorr Hot Corn drinks. This is neither of those. Smell: Erik Estrada from the music video for "Pepper" Taste: Eating a tub of vaseline in an Iowa cornfield. #philuponsnacks

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 17/02/2026

Ranch flavored Kraft Mac & Cheese: The taste of summer. And by summer, I mean it tastes the way a hot inflatable pool filled with an old garden hose smells, except you eat it. I ate some, and an older lady at the store complained that I smelled like an amateur magician. #philuponsnacks

Ranch flavored Kraft mac and cheese box: Eat this, and experience a 200% increase in bookings for children's parties.

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 10/02/2026

With Season 2 on the horizon, the EHBT staff is hard at work swapping things out to our new show logo. Feedback is welcome, but please be gentle - Paul is the office's best artist, and he mostly sticks to erotic macaroni art. This is a big step for him!

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 31/10/2025

The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism wishes everyone a happy and safe Halloween. May every child have a full belly and a full trick-or-treat bucket, and may every family finish their rounds and return home safely. To those who would instead choose to kidnap, traumatize, and destroy:

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 18/10/2025

The crew at the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism stand by the fact that all people, regardless of race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, or immigration status, are people. And ALL People have the right to be safe, to be heard, and to be equal. No Kings, No Fascism, and No Nazis. #nokings

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 28/08/2025

Bert, in regards to your future book:

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 27/08/2025

I offer unity for the divided masses

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 20/08/2025

Babe, wake up, the new cracker barrel logo dropped:

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 24/07/2025

Hey Pastor, what's for dinner? Am I doing it right Muffin?

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 02/07/2025

I can't decide. Is Lisa Murkowski: A. Realizing she's going to be visited by 3 ghosts again for voting FOR yet another bill/confirmation she knows is bad, B. Trying to remember if it's her turn, or Susan Collins' to vote yes and pass the buck, or C. Trying to use the self checkout at Walmart.

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 28/06/2025

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 14/06/2025

Doomtree has been saying it for years now: No Kings. #nokings #doomtree #democracy

Album art from the 2011 DoomTree album "No Kings" featured a crossed out crown.

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 17/05/2025

Caturday vibes after a busy week of foretelling people's deaths for the Evenfall Hollow community. Enjoy your weekend Muffin, you earned it.

Lazy Caturday with Muffin, the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism's office cat

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Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/04/2025

Way ahead of you. If I end up owing a bunch of back-rent, I'll have an escape plan!

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