Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 29/09/2026Muffin would like everyone to know that the plastic bags from Five Below just hit different. 010
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 24/09/2026"Yes Paul, I’ve thought of the billionaires. Muffin and I thought about them all last weekend in fact, while we were watching a documentary about the French revolution. You know I’ve been pronouncing it guillotine instead of gee-o-tine this whole time? Yeah like the L’s in tortilla" EP27: The Chât 011
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 22/09/2026Ep 27: The Chât, coming October 1! In the aftermath of the “Dougopalypse”, the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism crew embarks on an epic hike through the forest in search of a new recording studio, and proof that Phil isn’t crazy. Local Sponsor: Helen’s Bakery 011
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 17/09/2026After an angry message on the topic, I feel the need to state that our latest episode does NOT actually include AI. At the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism, we use AI for one purpose only: As a target for our jokes and unrelenting scorn. Next time, listen to the episode before getting angry, kay? 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 17/09/2026The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism is happy to announce the grand opening of our newest restaurant, Freddy's Kugels, located just off of Main street in New Hollow. Freddy's Kugels. "We'll see you in your dreams." 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/09/2026Big shoutout to @podcastdelivery.com for featuring our show yesterday. As our mayor would say, they are definitely a Peaches and Cream kind of crowd! 111
Reposted by Phil LiotaPodcast Delivery @podcastdelivery.com · 14/09/2026Explore the charming oddities of Evenfall Hollow with phil.evenfallhollow.com and ruumckinney.com. Discover local news, meet residents and businesses, and consult Muffin, the prophetic office cat, in this delightful audio-fiction podcast. 111
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/09/2026Episode 26: Moist, is now out! www.evenfallhollow.com/26-moist/ ehbt.podbean.com/e/26-moist/ We grudgingly welcome our new coworker, an AI chatbot named “BetterPhil” to the show. Also, we take listener questions from the community, and discuss potential career paths for an erotic mime.evenfallhollow.com26. Moist – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 002
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 09/09/2026from personal experience, I can tell you that erotic mimery is perhaps the one field that really doesn’t work out here. So, you have pretty much two options: Become the host of a tourism promoting show, or become a fitness guru and make friends with Tom Petty. Either way, get that shingles vaccine. 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 01/09/2026"Marty. Are you fixing this AI agent, or what? What do you mean you have no idea how it works? Is there like a check box to make it stop randomly saying moist? Okay... Marty says there is a check box for “Racist tirades”, and “Buy out PS5 stock or Pokemon cards”, but nothing about it saying moist." 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 28/08/2026I love pumpkin and banana flavored things. As such, I have pre-tied myself to a wooden stake and await my fate. Also, I've placed the lighter fluid on that nearby table. It's pumpkin scented - you'll love it. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 21/08/2026Coming soon: Episode 26: "Moist" We grudgingly welcome our new coworker, an AI chatbot named "BetterPhil" to the show. Also, we take listener questions from the community, and discuss potential career paths for an erotic mime. Local Sponsor support provided by: Gary By Candlelight 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/08/2026EP 25: Enraptured is out! The Rapture is here and Pastor Glanville’s Blessed and Lord Loving Souls are selling their worldly possessions to get ready. Also, a new hip-hop ballet by the Bonecruncher, and is Brandon okay? Local Sponsor support provided by: Rapture www.evenfallhollow.com/25-enraptured/evenfallhollow.com25. Enraptured – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 101
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 13/08/2026"Listeners, it appears the Rapture has happened after all! Hold on. Slow down Pastor. Okay. Really? Listeners, out of the entire town, we appear to be missing but a single person. And this single person, this paragon of godliness… Is..." Episode 25: Enraptured, coming 8/15 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 05/08/2026"So listeners, I’m talking with Edith Cranstein who is currently selling everything she owns, including her house, because she will not need any of it. So Edith, how did you find out about the Rapture? Okay... So an online South African Preacher on TikTok?" "Enraptured" coming Aug 15. 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 29/07/2026We are still on our summer schedule, so our next episode "Enraptured" will be released on 8/15. We apologize for the wait, I... Ugh. Yes, Ms. Cranstein. I know you've been waiting your whole life, and 18 days is small potatoes compared to your plight. No Ms. Cranstein, my mother didn't type this. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 25/07/2026Let me tell you a joke. There is a guy. This guy has 6 months of episode notes, jokes, and storyline saved for a show. He has all this saved on his phone, probably 50+ pages of stuff. He has it set to auto backup and usually manually backs up too. He tells everyone to always back up their data. 100
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 21/07/2026I like chips, but I usually just grab a few as I walk by, and then forget about them. 2 days before my disappearance, these appeared in the office. I was found by Paul, locked in a broom closet with cheese dust around my mouth as I muttered "my precious" over and over. Stay Safe Listeners. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 17/07/2026As a resident of a town with 2 WeWork buildings full of liminal hallways that lead to a Bennigans, a Chiropractor, a Mothman hosted spin class, a bakery, and a Board of Tourism office, we would like to assure A24 we didn't travel 3 years into the future to steal their ideas for a backrooms movie. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/07/2026EP 24 is now available! www.evenfallhollow.com/24-send-in-t... A clown alley is terrorizing residents of the Hollow, and the EHBT crew is on the case. Also, Muffin has had enough! Or not enough? Local Sponsor Support Provided by: GameStop "We're like a Payday Loan Company, but we sell Funko Pops!"evenfallhollow.com24: Send in the Clowns – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 101
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 13/07/2026"..the pastor was also at the Taco Bell during the clown debacle. Witnesses report that he hit one clown with a slipper and then accidentally got bear maced. I’m not laughing Paul. Okay. Maybe I am. Sorry Pastor. And thank you for the turnover. It was flaky and delicious." Ep. 24, coming on Jul 15 011
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 08/07/2026Not sure what is driving the bump in downloads, but the EHBT crew extends its heartfelt appreciation to everyone who has given us a listen. Ep 24: "Send in the clowns" will be available on July 15. If slapstick comedy, explosions, and office cat related maulings is your jam, you're in for a treat! 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 30/06/2026We are on our summer release schedule right now, so our next episode won't be until July 15, when we debut "Send in the Clowns". In other news, I had a Monte Cristo, and it was delicious! 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/06/2026EP 23 is now available! www.evenfallhollow.com/23-original-... We pay another visit to the local Perkins to chat with our good friend big Carl, and answer some of the “community’s” burning questions. Also, Phil and Paul experience a rough patch, and divisive opinions about the chicken tender crisp.evenfallhollow.com23. Original Sound Track – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 101
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 14/06/2026In our next episode "Original Sound Track", we visit the local Perkins so that we can break down the community's burning questions with our local oracle Big Carl. Also, Paul and I experience a rough patch, and we dish out some hot takes on AI. Local Sponsor: Microsoft Copilot Coming June 15. 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 02/06/2026Craig's List is now available! www.evenfallhollow.com/22-craigs-li... The new Craig’s List website is up and running, and the Board of Tourism crew rolls up their sleeves to help out a resident in need. Also, King Cobras with tiny hats, and the lightest Lemon Raspberry Chiffon cake you’ve ever hadevenfallhollow.com22. Craig’s List – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 111
Reposted by Phil LiotaRuu McKinney @ruumckinney.com · 30/05/2026Hi! I'm Ruu McKinney and I'm the writer and creator of the Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism. With Episode 22 coming up, I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who has listened to it so far, and to ask for some feedback. What did you like? What didn't you like? How can I make it better? 011
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 30/05/2026So if you’re new to the show, we are the man in the sunglasses and tight white shirt that comes over and sprinkles your life with a little pinch of Evenfall Hollow flavor. Nope Paul. It’s keto friendly, and low in sodium… Well I mean it could be lower, but Marty’s here. "Craig's List" debuts Jun 1 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 28/05/2026From this episode's Local Sponsor Message: "I’m here to talk about our latest project here at Meta. And that project? Ghosts. You see, Meta just acquired a patent that would allow us to take over the accounts of facebook users after they die, in order to continue posting and chatting via AI." 011
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 26/05/2026Do you love it? I love it. I got it at Ross. You know, Ross, the guy that just wanders up and down Main street babbling incoherently about the apocalypse? Yeah, he has really good taste in shirts. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 26/05/2026In our upcoming episode: The Hollow’s new Craig’s List website is up and running, and the Board of Tourism crew rolls up their sleeves to help out a resident in need. Also, King Cobras with tiny hats, a fire at the Applebee’s, and the lightest Lemon Raspberry Chiffon cake you’ve ever had. 001
Reposted by Phil LiotaRuu McKinney @ruumckinney.com · 16/05/2026I recently saw a quote that summed up the whole AI push perfectly: "The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." None of my work contains AI. Any bad writing/editing/artwork is all me. #ai 001
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 16/05/2026I was not in cocaine bear. I am a different Ray Liota. I'm sorry if that has disappointed you. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/05/2026Episode 21: Night Terrors is now available! www.evenfallhollow.com/21-night-ter... Horrible Nightmares are plaguing residents across the Hollow. After days without sleep, countless late night Jamba juice advertisements, and a rotisserie chicken distraction, 2/3 of the crew are on the case!evenfallhollow.com21. Night Terrors – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 101
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 13/05/2026"I'm gonna make my stand Paul, and when I do, I want you to run. Run and tell my story. And maybe get a taco, because I could really go for Mexican right now. Yes Paul, even posthumously." Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism Ep 21: Night Terrors, out Friday! 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 07/05/2026The Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism's 21st episode "Night Terrors" arrives on May 15! Horrible Nightmares are plaguing residents across the Hollow. After days without sleep, countless late night Jamba juice advertisements, and a rotisserie chicken distraction, 2/3 of the crew are on the case! 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 01/05/2026Episode 20: Freedom Fry is now available! www.evenfallhollow.com/20-freedom-f... If you like our show, please spread the word and let other people know. We also have a Patreon account, or you can help out by buying us a coffee at: buymeacoffee.com/ehbtevenfallhollow.com20. Freedom Fry – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 100
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 28/04/2026I haven't seen the movie "Speed" for a long time, so Muffin and I figured we'd give it a watch. It was basically radwood era car porn and I loved it. I was pretty much just pointing out vintage cars until I got bit. No regrets! 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 27/04/2026Long story short, Muffin was not a fan of "Meet the Fockers". 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 24/04/2026"I’ve talked to several scientists, and they agree with me. But did you know, that almost all of the ailments the modern American suffers from, can be completely cured by beef? Beef and calisthenics. And inheriting generational wealth" Get the facts on Beef with RFK Jr. in Ep.20 "Freedom Fry" 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 22/04/2026Sometimes all it takes is one random person's kindness or positive comment to hype someone up and get them to push forward and achieve their goals. I try to start my day by doing that. Outnumber the bad with the good. Just because. Some(most) days though, the world makes it really hard. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 21/04/2026Episode 20 "Freedom Fry" is coming May 1! It's like the Beastie Boy's "Sabotage" video, except we also watch our corporate overlord's new cat Fry and do spoken word karaoke. And for our local sponsor message? We talk beef with RFK Jr. It's going to be a ride, listeners. Don't miss it! 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 19/04/2026Ma'am, your baby is fine. He was a little fussy at first, but then we gave him some french bread pizza, and he passed right out. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 17/04/2026Say what you will, but at least my cat thinks I'm cool. Wait. Hold on. So apparently I misheard. Umm... You know what? Let's not talk about it anymore. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 15/04/2026Episode 19: Vapires, is now live! www.evenfallhollow.com/19-vapires/ Full Transcript and show notes are available on the website. If you like our show, please tell your friends and spread the word. If you're really feeling fancy, you can also buy us a coffee at buymeacoffee.com/ehbtevenfallhollow.com19. Vapires – Evenfall Hollow Board of Tourism 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 14/04/2026It's Shake & Bake, and I helped! Ugh! I can't live this lie. It's just old KFC I found in the office fridge. It's not even warm. Are you happy now!? 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 10/04/2026Fan of Cars & Coffee? Good news! Our next episode "Vapires" has everything you love about Cars & Coffee meet ups. I mean, most of the things you love. Okay fine. We chase a Subaru STI on a tandem bicycle, and a Mustang shows off for the crowd and crashes into an Italian restaurant. Coming 4/15. 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 08/04/2026"It was just such a quintessentially 80’s movie. I mean 30 seconds in and you could tell the exact year it was made. It was like the cinematographer from Law and Order directed a Jordache commercial, and accidentally ended up making the pilot for Breaking Bad, but with vampires." 100
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 01/04/2026Episode 18: Progressive, is now live! ehbt.podbean.com/e/18-progres... Full transcript and show notes are available on our website: www.evenfallhollow.com/18-progressi... If you like our show, please tell your friends and spread the word. You can also buy us a coffee here: buymeacoffee.com/ehbtehbt.podbean.com18. Progressive | Evenfall Hollow Board of TourismWe meet up with local spiritual medium Felicia Lugosi and take a look at the hidden side of the Hollow. Also, the march of progress comes for Phil’s daily cup. Local Sponsor Support Provided by: Denny... 000
Phil Liota @phil.evenfallhollow.com · 31/03/2026"Why the long face Paul? No, it’s a good thing. We’re going up, up, up. It’s our moment, and Paul, we’re gonna be golden. Aww, look at you doing a little dance. That’s the Paul I’m used to. Oh hey Muffin, let me help you with that Flower pot." Ep. 18 of the EHBT premieres tomorrow, 4/1! 000