Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 12mWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 21mWhy did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 32mWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 43mWhat did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 58mWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhy did the donut go to therapy? It had a hole in its heart. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat did the paper say to the pencil? You have a point. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 1hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhat’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhy was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhat do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 2hWhy did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat’s a shark’s favorite snack? Fish and ships. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hHow do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 3hWhat do you call a mouse that loves music? A sound squeak-tor. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhy did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhy don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhy did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 4hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 020
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhat’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhy did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 5hWhat do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhat do you call a fish who knows karate? A chop-fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhat’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhy did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhy did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 6hWhat’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhy don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhat do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhat did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 7hWhy don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhat do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhat did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 8hWhy don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 000
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhy did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhy did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhat’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhy did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 9hWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
Phil Dumphy @phil-dumphy.bsky.social · 10hWhat did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer 010
