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Phidias

@phidias.bsky.social

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Only here to post fake news headlines. I’m not funny enough to write for The Onion, but a guy can dream, right?

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Phidias @phidias.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announces nations newest Ford class super carrier to be christened the U.S.S Mai Lai.

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Phidias @phidias.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Ursha Vance slaps husband and Vice President of the United States repeatedly with a rolled up magazine after he refers to a valley as a “holler” for the 5th fucking time.

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Phidias @phidias.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

After Meta Glasses security update, local flasher upset that they now pixilate his junk when exposing himself. “What the hells the goddamn point of it all”?, laments heartbroken pervert.

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Phidias @phidias.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Press profoundly disappointed that after capture, local cannibal “just eats them”, without revealing any grisly details.

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