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Sam

@phichigan.bsky.social
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching MLB postseason
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sure I guess
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A website called “Instagram” should deliver drugs and that is all
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only logical solution is move the Huntsville shows to Deer Creek
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My feet n knees feel way worse if I just stand still
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s pronounced Hagueseth
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t even care if you don’t have rhythm. You look way cooler flailing around than all them lifeless beanpoles in hats
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How the hell do you stand still for 3 hrs while JBS is in the damn pocket
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White dudes would be doing themselves a favor if they just learned how to dance
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got the fuk down at Sturge last night
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mr Trey Antijazzio
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ride bikes around as much as possible and go to Blue Heaven! Oh and Butterfly and Nature Conservatory
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Rehearsal Season 3 👀
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I agree that who gives a shit about consciousness. These things are showing signs of self preservation. It’s a shame we’ve decided not to learn anything anymore until after disaster strikes
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“This model is great! It’s 10 times more powerful and we made sure it’ll only do what you tell it. It’s totally gonna hide shit from you though”
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s incredible that these models can’t think yet they already figured out their creators are idiots
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Almost certain that’s exactly what she wants
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My friend was being shy but I insisted and got her a pic with Billy before he left. I’m not gonna post because it’s her pic. However, I had the honor to shake the man’s hand and I felt the energy of a kind soul reverberate up my arm. I hope he felt the same
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So we go to dinner at San Chez and after I’m like let’s walk by Pyramid Scheme because a bunch of the metal bands from the fest are playing. We walk by and there’s Billy in a heated convo on his phone so we didn’t approach, but we bought tickets and he just sat in 😅
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So I met my friend at their hotel in GR (they went to Freak Fest, I didn’t go) and when I pull up I got a nod by a longhaired individual who I thought for a second was Billy Strings. It was one of those longhair to longhair dude nods, I guess, but I’m like there’s no fucking way…
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bananas & Blow just came on my buddy’s mix and he deadpans, “What ya think it’s about?” And I about spit my drink out 🤣
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Coqodaq if you can get in
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I appreciate you but there’s plenty of time to delete this
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
However, it’s a soothing concept in an online age where everyone is barking their “irrefutable” truths… nobody knows shit
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But ask me what that means and all I’ll say is bonkers 😵‍💫
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You have to contemplate your insignificance to appreciate your significance
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s bizarre how this knowledge isolates yet somehow connects at the same time. Bonkers is the right word, truly
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And most stars are a little larger than Jupiter and that planet is the volume of 1,300 Earths
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There’s an absurd amount more stars in the known universe than grains of sand on earth
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Trillions of galaxies in the known universe
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*floated
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ran home cryin to his daddy 😭
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Failson Supreme is Jesus
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s funny because German alchemist Hennig Brand tried to boil down 1,500 gallons of piss to turn it into gold and inadvertently discovered phosphorous. I bet his neighbors were thrilled
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Parked right next to a truck with original InfoWars insignia all over it in Raleigh lot, then saw the dweeb owner in the show in IW tank top garb. Anyway, fuck that guy and tune in to THE REAL InfoWars and turn your piss into gold! #AlchempisstsUnite
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Farmer Jesseh @stevejaws.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Name a social media company owned by someone without an antisocial personality disorder
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thatseanguy.bsky.social @thatseanguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My fictional religion doesn’t believe in it
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If they get exemptions for vaccinations, I should get an exemption from capitalism
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They’ll *free trial/can’t cancel your subscription* you into the poor house
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Average US male life span is 76.5 years so if you’re married and older than 38.25 years maybe you shouldn’t be constantly posting selfies
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I lost this crowd the second I led with “astrologists” sorry not sorry. You don’t even know your sign today because the solar system revolves around the galactic center
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Might as well base my life’s purpose on some erotic fanfic. It’d certainly be more entertaining
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Catcher In The Rye is not my life’s singular text
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“To each their own” is letting em off the hook. We don’t anchor our existence on whether or not John Frum will return, do we???
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When you grasp for easy answers, you’re easy prey
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh, Mercury is backtracking from your perspective??? Where was it in relation to our solar system’s 250 million year orbit of The Milky Way when you were born, and how does that shape your daily personality? …I won’t wait
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Sam @phichigan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Astrologists, theologists, conspiracy theorists, anti-vaxxers, and trump voters set us all back the same amount
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