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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Give ME one! I WANT one! Im going to punch everyone I meet in the FACE until I get one! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If Putin told him to double the tax it would be doubled. Then Americans would be paying close to rest-of-world prices, which is of course unacceptable.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When politicians use phrases like "cold hard rage" "traitors" etc and dont comdemn violence against opponents, even milkshake attacks, they legitimise violence for their own side and the other. Wasn't that your point? What things have they been saying that they deserve to be attacked for?
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Questions must be asked if enough is being done..." = I think everyone should be talking about this amd theyre not. Politicians should be able to say what they want, and there should be non violent concequences for it, like any right. Legitimising some violence legitimises all violence.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True, but what if you want to argue with a racist without being piled on by bulldogs, bots, and the types who attack lifeboat volunteers..?
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The natural end point of treating all art as commodity.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worse... when they lose both houses in November expect 2 more years of ONLY this type of shit, hyped to 11! To the MAX bro!!!!! YOU EH SAY... YOU EH, SAY? #WINNING
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If your answer is 200 flags you have fundamentally misunderstood the question, or wish others to do so.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"If your drinking water is contaminated, its not that we didnt clean it properly, its because some of you have being doing nasty, sinfull pee-pees. You should really be blaming each other for this problem."
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Theres this cunt joe wicks right...
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh shit is the virus back? Where's my fucking komboocha starter?? Its happening again...!!!
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most housing benefit goes to private landlords. A big chunk of universal credit subsidises underpayed workers. The so-called welfare bill could be seriously reduced by fixing these underlying issues, not cutting actual welfare.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lets "both sides" this: Should we choose to leave 'certain people' to drown? Is wishing death on faceless strangers a patriotic position? Are drowned migrant babies pushing up the cost of british funerals? Have your say...
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A shameless star-trek cash in.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also, small dogs aren't as friendly as big dogs.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thay are afraid. Demonising you helps the fear subside, pretending to care lets them feel safe and superior.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whats with all this 'lager' bollocks? Its Carling. The word is Carling. Why do you have to blah blah blah things i dont understand are stupid.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The idea that the immigrants are better than them is what fuels the fear in the gammons
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You are educated and well off enough to be able to make decisions about your diet. Things can still exist, even if they dont apply to you personally.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thats why the kingdom of heaven is a monarchy 👑💰🛐
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also, he doesnt actually take the punishment, really. I still get to suffer, but I can choose to believe my punisher is proud of me. Did i get that right?
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Greed is a mental illness. We should stop hero-worshipping those who have it.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Aw yeah, ive seen that. Ryan gosling is the hot pool guy they fight over, but turns out to be a dick, so they team up again for revenge. Girl power.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everything is impossible once you've given up.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Greed is a mental illness. We should stop hero-worshipping those who have it.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Where are all the sane, joyful people? Not online, outside engaging with reality. Im going to put my phone down now.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Therefore best revert to opion A - offer no oponion, unless provoked to do so.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You should start charging yourself tariffs on everything you need to buy from those crooks.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That call was a rare treat nowadays 😂
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Its like a child talking. I hope you are able to take a break from this mate.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The fuck am i driving through an underwater tunnel with you maniacs where one minor crash and we all die
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Most expired food is fine. The date is just there so you will throw it out and buy more. Its ike a sacrefice to The Economy
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What are politicians actually qualified to do?
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still nicer than bubblegum-glacier-berry surprise
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Just to make room in the fridge"? "...room in the fridge" ??? ...
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thats not adulthood sport, thats privilege.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An old man saw you naked in 1997? Must have been a relief to get that off your chest.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dont smoke but tobacco smells nicer than honey-forest-ice- freeze.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thats mean. Many Americans reading this cant afford chinese appliances due to tariffs they would have to pay to their own government.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
America drifts further into imagination land
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think they tell you everyone elses food is terrible so you will eat the garbage they are selling you?
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Probably. I just feel bad for him. Hes going to miss out on all my epic content 😂
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hahaha!! Sam turner just blocked me for pointing out that he made a tit of himself! What a sad little loser!
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sam, you have misunderstood the entire thread, buddy. Go back and read it again, champ. Now, has your arrogance been humbled, or are you immune? 😆
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When you put it like that - maybe not such a bad idea. Always in favour of seeing arrogance humbled.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
League is the default in Australia, but thats not so much parallel as an inverted.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No. That would be shit. An amateurish game of footy amd an abandoned game of rugby after all the players are stretchered off in first 5 mins.
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Phenst @phenst.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Scotland, Wales and Ireland also have League teams, if that is what you are getting at.
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