Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I saw it last night. I felt like Edgar Wright has either lost his pizzazz or the studio made him make it flat. I love Powell as a lead but the whole thing is a jumbled mess. The third act is so breakneck that it’s just jarring. The last three minutes wrapping up like six loose ends was just laaazy. 111
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025My favorite thing about Evil Dead 2013 is dude finds the necronomican wrapped in barb-wire and every page has “DONT SAY IT” and then he just says it. 001
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Watching Aguirre, Wrath of God on Tubi so I have hella commercial breaks the way Werner Herzog intended 000
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Charlie Kirk was a gigantic sack of shit who spewed hateful rhetoric for years. Did he deserve to be shot in front of his kids? I don’t think anyone deserves the horrific gun violence we have in this shithole country. But to act surprised someone clocked him the fuck out is laughable. 000
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . 010
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025#lastfourfriday #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky #horror it truly bums me out how boring Thursday Murder Club was given that it’s the best cast ever put to film. Fucking Chris Columbus is such a flat director. 040
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Has there ever been anyone hotter in the fucking world than Michael Biehn in The Terminator? 000
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Modern day to day American life is a scam. School until you’re 18. Work until you’re 70. Five until you die. It’s all fucked. 000
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Daily it’s: Trump is a pedo. Trump is defunding NPR and PBS. Trump paved over the rose garden. Trump invoked marital law. Gaza continues to be victims of genocide. Some dumb bitch is racist in blue jeans. Trump releases Maxwell so she won’t testify. And I’m so fucking tired. 000
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025What sucks the most and like makes me feel so sad and hopeless is that everyday the biggest news event happens and we just are so numb to how shitty America is we all just move on. Nothing matters. Truly. It’s exhausting being alive. 000
Reposted by JonStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Me, logging onto a Teams meeting— 972160
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025There is nothing that will make me happier than watching 1980s Jackie Chan movies. 020
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Do you think game companies are really sad that they’ll never make a game as good as Elden Ring? 010
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I have to see my mom today and my mom fucking sucks and I’m not looking forward to all the Bible talk and right wing insanity and if you are going through that today too, feel free to commiserate. #mothersday 130
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #letterboxd Lots of Jackie. Never enough Jackie. 050
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I need to vacuum and do adult shit but I just wanna jam Elden Ring until my hands don’t work 010
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Things I love right now: Gun Fu as a genre Horror audiobooks/podcasts Building Gaslands cars Toy collecting is fun again Hydration Less IG. More reading. LotR in every single facet 040
Reposted by JonJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Look up. #Superman is only in theaters July 11. 33265591772
Reposted by JonStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I knew the McRib was involved somehow 320521
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame . 010
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024It’s wild how little I give a fuck about politics anymore since literally nothing matters. America is a failed state. 1100
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I guess I’m in the mood for Nazi killin’ and belly laughs. What’s your last four watched? #filmsky #letterboxd 130
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024100% reading this like Vigo the Carpathian did in In the Mouth of Madness 050
Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Rewatched Godfather II last night. I don’t think it’s as good as one but god that ending is some fucking peak cinema. I’m not sure any film will ever top it. What’s your thoughts? #filmsky 020