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Jon

@phelpsy.bsky.social
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Appalachian inclusive boy with a love for cinema, horror, Elden Ring, toy collecting, and dumb memes.

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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My favorite thing about Evil Dead 2013 is dude finds the necronomican wrapped in barb-wire and every page has “DONT SAY IT” and then he just says it.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Watching Aguirre, Wrath of God on Tubi so I have hella commercial breaks the way Werner Herzog intended
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was a gigantic sack of shit who spewed hateful rhetoric for years. Did he deserve to be shot in front of his kids? I don’t think anyone deserves the horrific gun violence we have in this shithole country. But to act surprised someone clocked him the fuck out is laughable.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
#lastfourfriday #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky #horror it truly bums me out how boring Thursday Murder Club was given that it’s the best cast ever put to film. Fucking Chris Columbus is such a flat director.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Has there ever been anyone hotter in the fucking world than Michael Biehn in The Terminator?
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What’s yours?! #lastfourfriday #filmsky #letterboxd
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Modern day to day American life is a scam. School until you’re 18. Work until you’re 70. Five until you die. It’s all fucked.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Daily it’s: Trump is a pedo. Trump is defunding NPR and PBS. Trump paved over the rose garden. Trump invoked marital law. Gaza continues to be victims of genocide. Some dumb bitch is racist in blue jeans. Trump releases Maxwell so she won’t testify. And I’m so fucking tired.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
What sucks the most and like makes me feel so sad and hopeless is that everyday the biggest news event happens and we just are so numb to how shitty America is we all just move on. Nothing matters. Truly. It’s exhausting being alive.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’m so god damn excite to see Weapons
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Me, logging onto a Teams meeting—
Trump tweeting: what’s going on with my boys and in some cases my gals
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
There is nothing that will make me happier than watching 1980s Jackie Chan movies.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Do you think game companies are really sad that they’ll never make a game as good as Elden Ring?
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Timeline cleanser:
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I have to see my mom today and my mom fucking sucks and I’m not looking forward to all the Bible talk and right wing insanity and if you are going through that today too, feel free to commiserate. #mothersday
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #letterboxd Lots of Jackie. Never enough Jackie.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I need to vacuum and do adult shit but I just wanna jam Elden Ring until my hands don’t work
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Things that keep me from jumping off a bridge
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Benjamin B. Beans
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It’s last four Friday baybee #letterboxd #filmsky
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Things I love right now: Gun Fu as a genre Horror audiobooks/podcasts Building Gaslands cars Toy collecting is fun again Hydration Less IG. More reading. LotR in every single facet
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Last night was a good night.
Jon lays in his bed. He is a large middle aged man with a fat head and glasses. On his chest is the book Night Watch by Terry Pratchett. On his arm is the best white and brown kitty in the world, Prince Pickles.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Fix your hearts. #DavidLynch #FuckTransphobia
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Last four time #LetterboxdFriday
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Look up. #Superman is only in theaters July 11.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I knew the McRib was involved somehow
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The way she hugs into him. I can’t handle it.
A brindle colored boxer-bull leans into her brother, a white pit bull. It’s the cutest thing in the world.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It’s wild how little I give a fuck about politics anymore since literally nothing matters. America is a failed state.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Teef
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Wake up babes it’s last four Friday #filmsky #letterboxd
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I guess I’m in the mood for Nazi killin’ and belly laughs. What’s your last four watched? #filmsky #letterboxd
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Rewatched Godfather II last night. I don’t think it’s as good as one but god that ending is some fucking peak cinema. I’m not sure any film will ever top it. What’s your thoughts? #filmsky
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Boy oh boy do I fucking hate America
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Me: Werner Herzog, Your Book Cover Is Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You Herzog:
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
God that would rule
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Spent the day on the god damn roof of the Rec Center running cable and I’m TIRED and HUNGRY but THRIVING. I am a BAD BITCH.
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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Have a glorious #MifuneMonday!
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Monica At The Movies @monicasmovies.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Suspiria (1977) Directed by Dario Argento
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
GOOD AFTERNOON MY FELLOW SKEETERS. WATCH ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES AND EAT SOME SWEETS YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABES. #filmsky #promosky #youareamazing
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A study found that over 50% of adult Americans lack the capacity for basic reading.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My last four watched were all bangers. Phenomena is the wildest god damn ride I’ve ever been on. #filmsky #movies #horror #letterboxd
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Archie’s Looney Tunes style run when I asked if he has to poop 10/10 no notes would die for him. #dogs #pets
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
At the weight management doctor today which means it’s another day where I hate my body and myself yay
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
People don’t have housing and can’t afford to eat but nothing is as important as bathroom policies at one building that 99% of people never go in. If you still think the GOP isn’t full nazi then perhaps you should walk into the ocean.
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Jon @phelpsy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My favorite thing about the dystopian hellscape we live in is that if you have an (R) next to your name you could shoot a person on live TV and no one would give a fuck. But if you’re progressive and like jaywalk they want to hang you from a tree and it just continues on and on and on.
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