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Pheldsparr

@pheldsparr.bsky.social
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Just a guy trying to ignore the real world and help you do the same 🖤🩶🤍💜

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Seal🦭🫖 @sealthisdeal.bsky.social · 20h
My beloved seal center Pieterburen might have to close it's doors due to withdrawal of municipal funding. Grey seal pupping season is about to start and without this sanctuary, many pups have no chance to live. I've started a fundraiser to help: tiltify.com/@sealthisdea...
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 17h
sometimes i just sit there and play with it like a fidget toy
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 17h
Do you ever laugh at your jokes? Because I do youtu.be/Ue44z-QvLh0
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[YTP] Peter Pan Goes Left
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Beat is... UNHEATABLE.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Follow your dreams." Well, my dreams are to ride a unicycle and reform the U.S. economic system because I'm sickened by the fact the game is rigged by people with money so that people with money are the only people who have any say and also the fact that I can't ride a unicycle.
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Seal🦭🫖 @sealthisdeal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New PFP Seal art #vtuber #art #sealthisart
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know it was OVER TWO YEARS AGO now, but I just remembered that I made this. It might be the best video I have ever made. And I wish I wasn't so busy getting a degree so I could make something even better than this. youtu.be/eKA68-x5mRA
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not proud to put Fortnite on this list, but I would be lying to myself if I left it off because I played that game so much during high school. I've only been playing Umamusume for 6 months and somehow it has already become a big part of my personalty. I picked my username before playing Outer Wilds.
My 9 Games: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time + The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Master Quest: Two-game Bonus Disc!, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Sonic Adventure, Fortnite, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Outer Wilds, Splatoon 3, Hollow Knight Silksong, Umamusume Pretty Derby
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Endevor @endevor-music.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Streamers who do music how
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Denshattack! - OUT NOW! @denshattack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
stunned, we've made it to Pitchfork!?🔥 The Denshattack! OST has just drifted into their line of 8.0+ rated albums! Big shoutout to the incredible collaboration & work done with @kidkatanarecords.bsky.social & @fireshinegames.bsky.social read the full details below: buff.ly/VIDWSPs
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why would the story not be true? i'm always being true @dcellgames.com · 16/09/2026
good morning to nobody. it's a bad morning today. try again tomorrow
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After months of work I've finally finished my craft-along project for @desertbus.org: Hornet and her loyal companion Bell Beast! Patterns are by Aquariusmakes (Bell Beast) and Ami_amour (Hornet)
Crochet amigurumi of Hornet and the Bell Beast from Silksong, profile view
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michelle! 🐟 wedding!!!! @eelbeats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
and then I woke up.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So her clone ran away with her dad and they didn't know where they had run off to and this was bad for the evil aliens because
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so they made a clone of her before she drank the juice, so there's two versions of the same lady: one who is nice and good, and another who is mean, evil, immortal, and can see what you're doing as long as she knows where you are.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anyway thsi evil immortal alien lady looks identical to one of the two aliens who bamboozled them (apart from the glowing blue eyes). this is because her father was a high-ranking individual who was sad that his daughter had to drink the juice that makes you immortal but also evil.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
but she understood because evil immortal starfleet captain is new to this whole projection thing. it works kind of like spectator mode in minecraft because you're able to move your non-physical consciousness anywhere, but you have to do it theough physical time and space.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Evil immortal Startfleet captain projects himself around to try and find them, sees the two statues and thinks they're real. So a bunch or guards run over and are like "oh no we've been bamboozlsd" one of the aliens who had drank the juice that makes you immortal and also evil was disappointed.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So now this Starfleet captain is basically one of the evil aliens, so we kinda have to leave. We leave with two of the aliens (who aren't evil btw) and they throw people off the trail by leaving 2-inch statues of themselves on the handrail where yhey were standing.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And then his eyes start glowing blue and his hair turns gold and he loses his beard and his skin gets super pale and wrinkly. Because what he drank wasn't beer, it was the juice that makes your eyes glow and also you're immortal and you can project your consciousness really far.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So he gets beamed down without his big gun, and starts to panic. This wasn't the plan. What is he gonna do? So he g4abs a vat of some liquid that's just sitting there, says, "Is this beer?" and starts chugging it as sweat drips down his face.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The the aliens call back saying, "We hope you had enough time to check your calculations." (double-checking some math had been his excuse to turn the screen off and form this plan on private) "We need you to beam down now. Oh and also you won't be able to bring any objects with you."
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was Star Trek, and some old Starfleet Captain was telling his crew that his plan fo the negotiations with these aliens was to beam down there with a really big gun and just start shooting them. (They were like evil aliens, so nobody was opposed to this idea.)
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So last night I had a dream.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Bendy and the Ink Machine had been released in the last year, everyone would think it was an allegory for AI art.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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why would the story not be true? i'm always being true @dcellgames.com · 17/08/2026
HELLO. AS OF RIGHT NOW ALL OF UNBEATABLE'S SOUNDTRACK AND SCORE IS ON EVERY STREAMING SERVICE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ANYMORE
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Sophie🧁Cupcakes @mscupcakes.net · 15/08/2026
Is there any better feeling in this world than petting a cat?
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
What do you call a flying potato content creator? A Yeet-Tuber
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song
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Seal🦭🫖 @sealthisdeal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Look at this side by side of the first seal model and the 2.0. My art and rigging has improved a lot sind I made my first Vtuber. If you didn't know, I also take commissions for vtuber art and rigging over at vgen.co/Sealthisdeal
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, put your phone away. You deserve a good night's rest.
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RennovaMOCs @rennovamocs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Congrats to @sealthisdeal.bsky.social for the debut yesterday! Here are some LEGO builds I did of her current outfits, along with an original outfit I had in mind for her. #lego #vtuber #seal #lolita #tea #legomoc
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Denshattack is a game where the main character is so good at driving a train that she could probably blow up the moon if she wanted to.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ONE HUNDRED DEGREES!!! WHOOOOOOOO-💀
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just took a swig from a bottle of beer and it sounded exactly like the sound effect from Skyrim.
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Seal🦭🫖 @sealthisdeal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Cakejumper Birthday art! Looks like Shark and Dave made some delicious cheese cake. #cakejumpart #vtuber #fanart
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why would the story not be true? i'm always being true @dcellgames.com · 01/07/2026
unbeatable dlc wishlist now store.steampowered.com/app/4796640/...
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Kale Chip 🐟 @seafoodchip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
why is no one talking about this cool and real new splatoon idol duo #unbeatable 🎨
Colored doodle of Apoco and Poco from unbeatable stylized to fit Splatoon
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Álvaro López @bakadori.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Use the potion on yourself to recover some of the damage you just took.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Such a shame. I wanted to see what all the hype was about, but unfortunately I'm allergic to depression.
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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.
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Pheldsparr @pheldsparr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Cover your tent in raw steaks so the wolves will see you as friends and leave you alone.
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