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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 3h

Going to do a low-key stream in an hour or two, with a soft “debut” of a new look for Phasmid. RIP fern twink

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Neurotypical people confuse the fuck out of me, why can't you just say what you mean? If you say "I'm okay" and "there's nothing wrong dw" then get pissed off at me that I somehow didn't realise that you meant "I'm not okay and there's a problem" WTF am I supposed to do? I'm not a mind reader.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 29/09/2026

YES. Fucking YESSSSS. GET GONE. I knew it. She was so so shit. GOOD RIDDANCE

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 29/09/2026

I’d live tweet great british bake off but it would be 99% Danni hate. fuck my mouth she is unbearable

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 24/09/2026

that said, if you already have a Blue Yeti and you want to improve the sound of your recordings, don't buy a new microphone - treat your space properly instead, build a real booth. the best microphone in the world in an untreated room will sound worse than a Yeti in a great booth.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 24/09/2026

i get the impression that it's somehow unfashionable to shit on the blue yeti these days. well, it still sucks, so i'm gonna keep shitting on it. it belongs in the same category as foam tiles from amazon of things that you only buy because you don't know any better.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 24/09/2026

I need a producer or something. Someone to organise my work, do research, keep me on-task and accountable, advice on analysis and marketing. Someone with experience in my specific niche and who knows what works and what doesn’t. Is there such a person?

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 20/09/2026

I don’t think I’ll ever be anybody’s Best Man. And if I were to get married tomorrow, there’s nobody who I could ask to be my Best Man. And that’s something that’s made me very sad to think about lately.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 19/09/2026

can't believe i slept on Granny Smith apples my whole life. i've been wasting my time with Braeburn and Jazz, when only like 1 in 4 of those are actually what i want. every single Granny Smith i've had is my perfect apple. the crispness and the tartness of them! god they're so good.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 18/09/2026

i don't trust people who flex about how long they've been doing something as the reason you should trust their guidance on that thing. often i find they've just been doing it badly and building bad habits all that time.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 17/09/2026

that one video of that already-obese dog being fed an entire bean burrito is animal abuse and it isn't funny and i hate it.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 17/09/2026

i want the AI bubble to burst, but it’s gonna hurt economically when it does

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 15/09/2026

no, i add those ingredients to deliberately make it taste like shit

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 15/09/2026

i don’t understand voice actors who sell their services as a “coach” when they, themselves, are not that successful. presumably they do whatever they’d advise clients to do, and it hasn’t worked for them. why should anybody take advice from them when they do not have a track record of success?

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 15/09/2026

i put worcester sauce and cocoa powder in my bolognese and you can’t stop me

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 15/09/2026

right. if it was oled i’d probably go for it. and oled panels shouldn’t even have been affected by the AI chip pricing apocalypse. i have a quest 3, and the poor contrast ratio of LCD is the worst, most immersion-breaking thing about it.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 14/09/2026

the steam machine pricing was terrible, but the steam frame might be even worse. barely any faster or higher resolution than the meta quest 3, and over £300 more expensive. god this sucks

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 12/09/2026

why is it SO common for youtubers to make the music in their videos so loud that you can barely hear what they’re saying? unbearable shit man. i have no patience for stupid mistakes like that

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 11/09/2026

i think i've got an actually hot take: kittens are overrated. puppies too, kinda. but kittens especially. i LOVE cats and dogs, but eh. i prefer them when they're fully grown. kittens are just kinda boring and i don't even think they're that cute.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 10/09/2026

it has that specific new tech smell. the steam deck smelled the same, and it was strong enough that sniffing the vents on your steam deck was a meme for a bit.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 10/09/2026

of course. i’m not alone, it’s a thing! they have that new technology smell. it’s a very specific smell that i love. and the steam deck and steam controller both have it particularly strong. i wonder what specific chemical it is

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 10/09/2026

steam controller came today. it smells so good (just like the steam deck did)

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 09/09/2026

“who invented horses?” NOBODY you idiot. there’s no such thing

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 08/09/2026

i think the ocarina of time remake looks GREAT. the reaction lots of people are having to it reminds me of how people act when the UI of an app they use a lot is updated, that knee-jerk negative reaction to change of any kind that makes them interpret the thing as *bad* when it’s just *different *

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 07/09/2026

i am itching to be on stage again. being in a play was so much fun and so exhilarating.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 04/09/2026

hey chat how many gallons of cum should i have for dinner this evening?

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Squidz<33 @squidzdoesstuff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Little doodle of my fav Comfort<33( ´ ▽ ` ) @phasmidasmr.com

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 27/08/2026

hopefully this is something i don't actually need to say, but i'm going to say it anyway: if you hear a voice that you're sure is me in an audiobook, audio drama etc., but it is credited with a different name, please keep it to yourself.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 13/08/2026

should i start uploading stuff to rplay? seems to be the new hotness.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 13/08/2026

if you don’t like it, i bet it’s because some software you use can’t open it. but you’re thinking about it wrong! that’s the fault of the software, not the format. you should be saying: “this image editor sucks, it can’t open webp!”

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 13/08/2026

i LOVE webp. it’s a great image format. it supports both lossless AND lossy compression, AND it supports transparency with lossy compression at the same time. and the compression ratios are better! it’s like the very best of both png and jpg all rolled into one format.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 12/08/2026

cock and *breathes in like a fearsome dragon about to exhale a deadly spout of fire* BALLS

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 09/08/2026

i’ve had a bunch of new followers recently (thank you) and i figure a lot of you won’t have seen phoebe, so here she is, my best most beautiful girl

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 09/08/2026

VAs, ASMRtists, audio role players, etc.: How much are you talking to your fellow creators? Have you made a lot of friends in the industry? Do you DM other creators on a daily basis as *friends*, as opposed to just collaborators?

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 08/08/2026

i’m a massive contrarian. i’m not one to blindly accept conventional wisdom. if i see lots of people doing something a certain way, i’m likely to assume they’re doing it that way not because it’s the best way to do it, but because it’s the way everybody has always done it. and i like being like this

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 07/08/2026

you know how in some places, audios will have a million different "tags" in square brackets, like this? (random screenshot from some subreddit, not picking on these specific posts). do people actually like and use these tags? to me, they are way too specific and the quantity of them is overwhelming.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 05/08/2026

tonight, i may sleep a little better after restarting streaming and also simply asking my community for help. thanks to all of you who’ve followed me on twitter, patreon and other platforms over the last day. not being so reliant on youtube really takes the weight off my shoulders!

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 05/08/2026

i kiss the back of my hand and moan into a microphone for money so yeah you could say i’m kind of a big deal

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 25/07/2026

find me at final fantasy fan festival nerds

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 21/07/2026

Project Hail Mary was pretty great but i’m so tired of the changing aspect ratios gimmick. yes, i get that some of the film was shot on IMAX and some wasn’t. it should all be cropped the same.

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 20/07/2026

you have to do your taxes every quarter in the uk now, not just at the end of the year. bloody lovely. i love doing my taxes. (no seriously it's fun)

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 05/07/2026

waking up and taking a breath and knowing the cold has finally passed and you aren’t going to feel like you’re drowning in phlegm all day is bloody lovely. and i can finally record stuff again! i’ve been ACHING for it

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 04/07/2026

things have been slow. feels like it’s been so long since i hit 60k. still, YIPPEE!!!

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Phasmid ASMR / VA / VT @phasmidasmr.com · 27/06/2026

remember when, if you took a screenshot of a video player and pasted it into mspaint, there’d be a hole in the image that would show whatever was behind the mspaint window? i thought that was so magic when i was a kid

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