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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social

@phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social
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The world's #1 producer and exporter of bad jokes. Pronouns: it/thecreature. Location: Fuck if I know. Fandoms: Only the toxic ones.

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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ralsei can't say fuck.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see they're taking the name "Dark knight" a little too literally.
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 18/09/2026
im so mad that playstation started making actually well designed limited edition controllers right around the time everything else about the platform started to really suck bad
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Toby will reveal that the knight is Charlie Kirk.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😀
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And then complain about the fact kids don't play outside anymore.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who are you and what have you done with the real Rico?
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now that pride month is over we can begin wrath month.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Overly sarcastic productions has temporarily taken over this account.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ah but the good stuff wasn't perfect, therefore I will be voting for Burneverythingtothegroundism. I'm sure they'll make us a prosperous country.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The funny thing about following a bunch of artists accounts is they'll post something that looks 10000 times better than anything I've ever made in my entire life and say something like "sorry it looks so bad".
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I mean it does clearly state in the straight rule book on page 247 that "He who wears another mans name on his back is gay". Admittedly there's another rule on page 385 that states "Anyone who owns zero sports jerseys is gay" so being straight is kinda hard.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What 9000! There's no way that can be right!
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I already know the most important spoiler, that Papyrus is the knight.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can't believe it guys Deltarune is only three tomorrows away!
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Devil may advocate.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
SOURCE?!
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
An unfortunately large amount of people will refuse to take the vaccine because they think it'll turn them gay or something else equally stupid. At least cancer isn't contagious so the rest of us don't have to suffer because of them.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/06/2026
Sci Fi Author: in my book I invented The Cure For Cancer as an aspirational tale MedTech Company: At long last, we have created The Cure for Cancer from classic sci-fi novel Please God Someone Create A Cure for Cancer
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Keep calling your reps and senators and do not let Trump get away with the shit he’s doing.
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This site really should be more stable No one wants AI garbage on the site
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It's made by Illumination. I'd be more surprised if it didn't suck ass.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Prepare for the announcement of TwoShot!
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
McQueen?/s
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a lightning mcqueen from cars says kachow
ALT: a lightning mcqueen from cars says kachow
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Defend the baby.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Jokes aside the art looks great.
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a sign that says here detel on it
ALT: a sign that says here detel on it
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⋆˙⟡ Kari 🌻🌱✨️ @hikariviny.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hi everyone! As some of you may know, my mental health has been a disaster over the past year, and thanks to some events at the end of the year, my symptoms worsened, so, it's crucial that I continue with my treatment 💊 Any help is welcome! 🙇🏽 ko-fi.com/hikariviny/g... #MutualAid #donations
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
California? What kinda dumb made up name for a world is that?/s
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I think when they removed all the gay elements from Elio they accidentally removed all the profit too. Considering the fact that Elio performed fairly poorly at the box office.
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TTime @ttimeshaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's always a lie about "the kids" No kid has a problem with gay people, only their parents do Everything is equally new and wondrous to kids, they accept gay and straight people equally "The kids" is always a lie on this subject
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm losing hours of sleep now because I'm always one step ahead!
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So true.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think Sony believes those "PlayStation has no games" jokes are literal and they would like to make sure PlayStation never receives any games.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This little fucker is impossible to draw. #art #kirby
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Kare Valgon @karevalgon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This sweet baby was rescued yesterday, she gave positive for parvo and is currently fighting for her life She is my third rescue in 2 months, so if anyone would like to support her we're trying to get $150 dolars or $2550 pesos for her care 🙏 ko-fi.com/rexandmailos...
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Last time I checked floating pancakes don't exist". SOURCE!!!??
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm sure Valve will announce Half life 3 at this one.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Oh that's easy. If you are human you get kicked and if you aren't you also get kicked out. It is a very efficient system.
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DARUMAAKU | 🎙🔞 @darumaaku.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
n o
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The demon is a metaphor for your art block.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Listen here you young whippersnapper! I was there when the Internet was invented by Theodore W Internet himself! Right before he invented it he assured me that there would be a grand total of zero jokes on the entirety of the web and I think he might have known a little bit more about it than you!
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sorry that was me. I accidentally hit the kill BlueSky button we all have on our phones. My bad guys.
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“Zeppelins are here and they’re here to stay. Accept it.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Naah, I want them on trial.
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Team Cinnabun / DELTARUNE INTERDREAM @interdream.teamcinnabun.com · 03/02/2026
An update on things. deltatraveler.vyletbunni.com/news/20260203/
deltatraveler.vyletbunni.com
DELTATRAVELER - Distance
DELTATRAVELER - Kris and Susie go places that they shouldn't be at
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Lackadaisy Tracy @lackadaisy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
We need an uncompromising rampart against the march of fascism. What we have instead is a pathetic, legacy functionary.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
That cowboy ain't practicing proper gun safety. He has his finger on the trigger and it's directly pointing at the green dude's head. The art looks great so I don't want you to think I'm criticizing it. It's just something I noticed.
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phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social @phasheusphlaveus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The humany community does not accept you./s
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Trans rights are human rights forever and always. 🏳️‍⚧️
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