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Preston Shmarrelson

@pharr13.bsky.social
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Pounding Diet Dr. Peppers like it’s my job

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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If nascar truly wanted to go in on the playoff format, they’d cut the regular season to 16 races and finish the season by week 1 of nfl.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My top 5 prediction for the Brickyard 400 is: 1. Denny Hamlin 2. Kyle Larson 3. Chase Briscoe 4. Ryan Blaney 5. Joey Logano
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Damn good race. Atlanta is the future of NASCAR.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The ultimate cop out a musical group can commit is slowly fading out. YOU WROTE A WHOLE SONG, FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“200mph chess” I fuckin love Steve Letarte
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I think companies leaned too far into the low budget, shit post ads.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Picture the last supper with Jesus and the disciples but instead of bread, he passes out a burger patty to everyone in the group.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Wish I was a Phillies fan so I could listen to these two every night
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Something something lilo and stitch something something Kilauea explosion something something Hawaii mad
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If you showed me a picture of the Utah Jazz and the Denver Nuggets, I’ll always assume they’re the same team. I cannot tell them apart for the life of me.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Explains a lot
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Thought that was Newman!
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Patrick Mahomes was better before he could read defenses.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Today while driving, I’ve seen a low rider truck with a 10ft long bed as well as a young man in a cape.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pretty incredible that Stingray Robb and Will Power drive in the same racing series.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
More like cocklave
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
More like poope
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Flex
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Spirits is a funny thing to call alcohol
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
That’s also known as the Shane Gillis special
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
That’s Jacoby Brissett.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You seen that video of him curling a lady poolside? Dude is an Adonis.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Just found out river dolphins are NOT cute. 😡
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This one crazy hack for avoiding a plummeting 401K: don’t have one
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I was literally JUST searching for the Flag for the island of Sark. A wrong has been righted.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I want Gerard Butler to play Hugh Rowland.
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Every day I wake up to the news
Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I assume CJ West suited up for East?
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
bring back ESPN classic
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Been getting into Joe Pera lately.
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NASCAR Paint Schemes @nascarpaint.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Dave Blaney - Jack Daniel's (Chevrolet) 2005 Daytona 500 (Daytona International Speedway) #NASCAR
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@serpenillus.bsky.social you inspired me to start drawing extinct animals. Here is my attempt at a Thylacine, AKA the Tasmanian Tiger.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The whole weekend was littered with bizarre accidents. I saw the video of his car pulling up to wreck. It seems like there are a lot of parallels between the Senna wreck and the Dale Earnhardt wreck in NASCAR in terms of the impact on their respective sports.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just now learning about the insanity of the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix 🤯
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Dang I’ll eat my words on this one
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Just Algeier is one of the most mistake-prone drivers in the top 3 NASCAR series.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I love how slowly Carson Hocevar talks while pit reporting. (Seriously!)
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NASCAR Paint Schemes @nascarpaint.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Justin Allgaier - Penske Truck Rental (Dodge) 2008 Ford 300 (Homestead-Miami Speedway) #NASCAR
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Is he 17th in points?
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Patrick Emerling, Nick Leitz, and Alex Labbe have combined to position SS Greenlight at 12th in the Xfinity standings this year after placing 31st and 34th in last year’s standings. Obviously no ovals yet, but that’s a pretty awesome turnaround early on.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine theonion.com/cardina...
Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine
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Joseph Srigley @joesrigley.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
🎨: Kasey Kahne will drive this No. 33 HendrickCars.com Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing in the NASCAR Xfinity Series at Rockingham Speedway. #NASCAR
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Herbie Fully Loaded, Talladega Nights, and Cars collectively united mid-2000s America. Make more NASCAR movies.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Hey this looks just like Atlanta rush hour, guys.
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
What if AI gets lazy and creates its own AI to compute things for it?
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Preston Shmarrelson @pharr13.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’m with Chris Stapleton. This Ain’t Country.
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Matt Miller @nfldraftscout.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The Transition Tag for Trey Smith would be $21M. Why shouldn't the Chiefs do this?
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 18/02/2025
this was a pretty unlikely thing to happen considering the field size was reduced from 43 to 40 in 2016 and all along AJ only needed 41st to complete the sweep (the 41st spot for a provisional was added this year)
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 18/02/2025
By finishing 41st in the Daytona 500, AJ Allmendinger has now finished in every possible finishing position 1st-43rd at least once in his 447 career NASCAR Cup Series starts.
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