samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025EXACTLYYYY for the longest time u were like one of the only active people i knew on here 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025true 🥀 my feed will never ever match up with my interests plus like two weeks into the “twitter to blue sky” migration everyone got bored and went back to twt LOL 110
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 09/04/2025wow do you think ryker 811 will experience 911 at a 711 011
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 09/04/2025i wonder if ryker was old enough to experience nine eleven i forgot their age lowkey 100
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025i only post here when i want to say some shit but don’t know who to say it to or i’m like about to spew out some edgy ass vent post LOLZ 010
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025i like being able to post whatever the fuck on here without worrying about anyone seeing it becsuse nobody uses bsky no more dawh 100
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025im so mad about this istg 8:11 fans could probably fall for the “it says gullible on the ceiling” trick no matter how many times u use it 100
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025does anyone else wish that they could become like a gas or liquid or something like i don’t like the feeling of being solid i hate my baka solid body 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025going through someone’s strawpage and getting to the canvas just to see that it’s really tiny is like having sex with no aftercare 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025vro there’s a ant infestation in my bed and they got all up in my hair im so mad 000
Reposted by samuel. @xijql.bsky.social · 06/03/2025when theres a "fav character" vote and my favourite is losing by a LOTmedia.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is making a funny face .ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face . 022
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025me when my future kids ask me why their names are shark, co, retro, rade, and programmer 010
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025cave divers when their loving friends give them enough money to get a life saving surgery (theyre gonna spend it on a tv instead) 110
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025it can be and in fact vittorino even makes me lunch every morning 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025haters r just mad my mom is vittorino and theirs isn’t 120
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 16/02/2025PAPA ME WANT MORE MOBILE GAME THAT EAT ALL MY STORAGE 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I HATE BEING POOR IM GONNA KILL MYSELF youtooz.com/products/laceyyoutooz.comLacey – Youtooz CollectiblesThe Collectible "Let's Cook!" Suppers on! Lacey has arrived and she is ready to serve! Standing scarily at 5 inches tall, she wears black stomping boots and dark tights that lead up to a black miniski... 110
Reposted by samuelholiday @holidaybrews.bsky.social · 10/02/2025when someone’s characterization of your fav is so bad it makes your muscles clench 48314
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025me with pretty much EVERY SINGLE slasher sharkco interpretation 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025im done with my dog with a tiger head era. goodbye dog with a tiger head i’ll miss ypu💔 000
