samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025i like being able to post whatever the fuck on here without worrying about anyone seeing it becsuse nobody uses bsky no more dawh 100
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 30/03/2025im so mad about this istg 8:11 fans could probably fall for the “it says gullible on the ceiling” trick no matter how many times u use it 100
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025does anyone else wish that they could become like a gas or liquid or something like i don’t like the feeling of being solid i hate my baka solid body 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025going through someone’s strawpage and getting to the canvas just to see that it’s really tiny is like having sex with no aftercare 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025vro there’s a ant infestation in my bed and they got all up in my hair im so mad 000
Reposted by samuel. @xijql.bsky.social · 06/03/2025when theres a "fav character" vote and my favourite is losing by a LOTmedia.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is making a funny face .ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face . 022
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025me when my future kids ask me why their names are shark, co, retro, rade, and programmer 010
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 20/02/2025cave divers when their loving friends give them enough money to get a life saving surgery (theyre gonna spend it on a tv instead) 110
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025haters r just mad my mom is vittorino and theirs isn’t 120
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 16/02/2025PAPA ME WANT MORE MOBILE GAME THAT EAT ALL MY STORAGE 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I HATE BEING POOR IM GONNA KILL MYSELF youtooz.com/products/laceyyoutooz.comLacey – Youtooz CollectiblesThe Collectible "Let's Cook!" Suppers on! Lacey has arrived and she is ready to serve! Standing scarily at 5 inches tall, she wears black stomping boots and dark tights that lead up to a black miniski... 110
Reposted by samuelholiday @holidaybrews.bsky.social · 10/02/2025when someone’s characterization of your fav is so bad it makes your muscles clench 48314
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025me with pretty much EVERY SINGLE slasher sharkco interpretation 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025im done with my dog with a tiger head era. goodbye dog with a tiger head i’ll miss ypu💔 000
samuel @phantmageddon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025eerrmmmn hey guysss. look at my ocs who are SO TOTALLY NOT curlezcat recolors. i’m so original and totally not copying a proshipper. (if it’s not obvious enough i don’t support curlezcat or anyone who makes ocs based off their characters) 220
