Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Life actually is the same except for my shoes. I gotta stop wearing Crocs. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I wonder if Jimmy Fallon has fake laughed so often that he no longer knows how to laugh for real? 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Barney Miller and WKRP in Cincinnati are two of the most underrated shows in television history. 030
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/11/2025How many album covers from the 1980s would now be marketed as “A.I. generated”??? 🙄 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/11/2025media.tenor.coma person is holding a pen in front of a la logo .ALT: a person is holding a pen in front of a la logo . 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I just put my symptoms into chatGPT, and it said I either have a common cold or I’m a Peruvian alpaca with Crohn’s disease. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 25/10/2025In 2018, an FBI agent speaking to a writers room I was in, said “The legalization of sports betting is going to give organized crime more power and influence than it’s had in 50 years.” 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Remember AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH? Al Gore’s 2006 film that everyone mocked? Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened. We are doomed. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Dodgers Blue Jays World Series is going to be great. 🙏🙏 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Just a reminder - there is NO such thing as an “AI actress.” AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype. 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025The Dodgers’s bullpen yields more runs than an incontinent octogenarian. 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! The movie is currently optioned by a prod company. We’ll see 🤷♂️ 100
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Why are MLB players suddenly wearing more jewelry than Coco Chanel? 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 07/07/2025The movie CLUELESS was released 30 years ago this week. You’re welcome. 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I can finally share this publicly… I am the player to be named later. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 04/07/2025We live in an autocracy now. Put as much lipstick on it as you like, but that’s where we’re at. 100
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 04/07/2025How ironic is it that we have a national holiday to celebrate our independence from an autocracy while we are living in an autocracy. 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I could never watch the Battlestar Galactica episode of PORTLANDIA too much. ❤️ 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The only thing tougher than being a @pirates.com fan is subscribing to their embarrassing emails where they try to convince you the owner actually gives a shit. 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025First was the flatbill trend; convincing millions of men they were cool if they looked like Gomer Pyle. Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat. Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend. 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Ramen and that is pretty much the same thing. 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I rarely scream, but when I do, it’s usually for no reason at all. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Who knew that Infinite Jest would end up being a work of non-fiction…. 110
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025How can you tell if someone needs encouragement? If they’re breathing. 120
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Most evidence shows it happens as a result of “reality TV” stars being voted into autocratic ruling. 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Sometimes, deep into the middle of the night, all one can do is listen to Laurie Anderson’s Big Science album in its entirety. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025There is a special place in hell reserved for dudes who talk on the phone while using public restrooms. 050
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Here’s the head fake part deux… His billionaire “buddies” are selling short right now. Then he’ll pull back on the tariff stuff, etc, claim victory as prices go back up, and his “buddies” make more & more. This isn’t politics, folks. It’s the original WALL STREET flick. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025His lack of “noms” for this paradigm shifting performance was when I first realized the Oscars (and every other award) is fake and completely biased BS. It led me to do a deep dive on it and the levels of manipulation are staggering. 030
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025For those who missed the head fake… his billionaire buddies are WANTING him to throw the economy into turmoil - so they can then scream, “Government doesn’t work!” and thus, privatize everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. Watch and see. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I miss Tom Petty and Anthony Bourdain. And a bunch of others. 130
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I think I may be in a codependent relationship with eBay. 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Will someone please call Keith Morrison about this whole Gene Hackman/Betsy Arakawa/dog situation??? 000
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025RIP to The Pantry. A true LA icon. I had a lot of great meals and great meetings there with writers and LEOs. 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The only minorities destroying this country are the billionaires. Michael Che 030
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Imagine how much better our world would be if clicking unsubscribe actually worked. 030
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025From my friend, the brilliant Megan Herbert. @meganjherbert.bsky.social 010
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025“…they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” Unfortunately, it is still a dream. But we keep hope alive, Dr. King. We keep hope alive.” 020
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’m checked out until Vance goes 25th Amendment on him, which should be by end of 2026. That will be a whole new ShitShow. 110
Reposted by Paul GuyotWriters Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 14/01/2025The Guild has launched a Writers Guild Member Fund with the ECF to provide grants for writers who have lost their home or been displaced by the wildfires. If you can support this effort, please consider donating. #WGAStrong give.entertainmentcommunity.org/site/Donatio...give.entertainmentcommunity.orgEntertainment Community Fund 110996
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 14/01/2025This is true. But social media doesn’t care about the truth. They only care about outrage and Get ‘Em! 110
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Back when I had a FB account I made some incendiary posts on how Dave Parker wasnt in MLB’s HOF due to racism. I pointed out his numbers are better than 13 current white members. It went a bit viral & whether I had anything to do with it or not, I’m so happy “The Cobra” is final getting in! 7642
Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 07/01/2025UNSUB should be used in writing schools as an example of how to craft an absolutely perfect 1st-in-a-series book. 131