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Paul Guyot

@pguyot.bsky.social
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I write stuff actors say. The Ezra Pound of making old fashioneds. Kill the Dog on sale wherever books are sold Gal 1:10

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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Life actually is the same except for my shoes. I gotta stop wearing Crocs.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I wonder if Jimmy Fallon has fake laughed so often that he no longer knows how to laugh for real?
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Barney Miller and WKRP in Cincinnati are two of the most underrated shows in television history.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
How many album covers from the 1980s would now be marketed as “A.I. generated”??? 🙄
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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a person is holding a pen in front of a la logo .
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I just put my symptoms into chatGPT, and it said I either have a common cold or I’m a Peruvian alpaca with Crohn’s disease.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
In 2018, an FBI agent speaking to a writers room I was in, said “The legalization of sports betting is going to give organized crime more power and influence than it’s had in 50 years.”
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Remember AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH? Al Gore’s 2006 film that everyone mocked? Go watch it again - literally everything he predicted would happen in the next 20yrs has happened. We are doomed.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Dodgers Blue Jays World Series is going to be great. 🙏🙏
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just a reminder - there is NO such thing as an “AI actress.” AI is not and never will be anything close to human despite all the marketing and hype.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The Dodgers’s bullpen yields more runs than an incontinent octogenarian.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Why are MLB players suddenly wearing more jewelry than Coco Chanel?
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
One of you should start a podcast.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The movie CLUELESS was released 30 years ago this week. You’re welcome.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I can finally share this publicly… I am the player to be named later.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
How ironic is it that we have a national holiday to celebrate our independence from an autocracy while we are living in an autocracy.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I could never watch the Battlestar Galactica episode of PORTLANDIA too much. ❤️
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The only thing tougher than being a @pirates.com fan is subscribing to their embarrassing emails where they try to convince you the owner actually gives a shit.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
First was the flatbill trend; convincing millions of men they were cool if they looked like Gomer Pyle. Then came the even more ridiculous trend of leaving the product stickers on the hat. Now the “I’m an idiot” bar has been raised again with the inverted text trend.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Ramen and that is pretty much the same thing.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Jacob M. Appel is a brilliant writer. Check him out.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I rarely scream, but when I do, it’s usually for no reason at all.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Who knew that Infinite Jest would end up being a work of non-fiction….
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How can you tell if someone needs encouragement? If they’re breathing.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Sometimes, deep into the middle of the night, all one can do is listen to Laurie Anderson’s Big Science album in its entirety.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
There is a special place in hell reserved for dudes who talk on the phone while using public restrooms.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Here’s the head fake part deux… His billionaire “buddies” are selling short right now. Then he’ll pull back on the tariff stuff, etc, claim victory as prices go back up, and his “buddies” make more & more. This isn’t politics, folks. It’s the original WALL STREET flick.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
For those who missed the head fake… his billionaire buddies are WANTING him to throw the economy into turmoil - so they can then scream, “Government doesn’t work!” and thus, privatize everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. Watch and see.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Run faster than you can.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I miss Tom Petty and Anthony Bourdain. And a bunch of others.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I think I may be in a codependent relationship with eBay.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Will someone please call Keith Morrison about this whole Gene Hackman/Betsy Arakawa/dog situation???
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
RIP to The Pantry. A true LA icon. I had a lot of great meals and great meetings there with writers and LEOs.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The only minorities destroying this country are the billionaires. Michael Che
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Imagine how much better our world would be if clicking unsubscribe actually worked.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
From my friend, the brilliant Megan Herbert. @meganjherbert.bsky.social
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“…they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” Unfortunately, it is still a dream. But we keep hope alive, Dr. King. We keep hope alive.”
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The Guild has launched a Writers Guild Member Fund with the ECF to provide grants for writers who have lost their home or been displaced by the wildfires. If you can support this effort, please consider donating. #WGAStrong give.entertainmentcommunity.org/site/Donatio...
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Back when I had a FB account I made some incendiary posts on how Dave Parker wasnt in MLB’s HOF due to racism. I pointed out his numbers are better than 13 current white members. It went a bit viral & whether I had anything to do with it or not, I’m so happy “The Cobra” is final getting in!
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If you think you wrote something with AI — no you didn’t. Other people wrote it, and you just used a plagiarism machine to keep yourself from knowing their names.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’ve officially stacked my sub. paulguyotwriter.substack.com?r=1r2pnk&utm...
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Paul Guyot | Substack
Writer of things actors say, and occasionally things people read.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Full confession: I still cry at the end of SCHOOL OF ROCK.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Inbox | Substack
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I love Kamala Harris, and don’t want to say anything negative, but I am very disappointed how she has ghosted me after texting me so often prior to the election. 😔
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
As we roll into the heaviest shopping time of the year, please buy books and please buy them from independent bookstores. You’ll feel and be better, and the people you give the books to will feel and be better.
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Still probably my favorite card from any writers room ever. #LEVERAGE @johnrogers.bsky.social
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@thorneidentity.bsky.social have you seen THE FRANCHISE?
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Paul Guyot @pguyot.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@harthanson.bsky.social Okay, I’m here. Now what do we do? Just more writing aphorisms and shoe pics?
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