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Pittsburgh Unfiltered

@pghunfiltered.bsky.social
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Thoroughly jagoff. Pittsburgh-adjacent (attempted) humor, "news," etc. Get physical zines through our Patreon. No gen AI. Come by the stoop and grab a beer or 19.

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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
really appreciate the opportunity to do some ad work for such a legacy company
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A quick hit from our latest Steelers-only release. Join our Patreon and we've got copies to mail your way! Or check out @alleghenycitybrewing @porkysbargrill @mondaysbrewing for copies while they last. Got a place to stash a few copies? Let us know.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙋𝙎 𝙈𝙊𝘽𝙄𝙇𝙄𝙕𝙀! 𝘼 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙅𝙐𝙈𝙋𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉! Roosevelt: “Today We Act, Not in Vain as Stewards of Our Individual Nations, but in Unity as Guardians of the World at Large.” *the lid begins*
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
back of the pirates clubhouse after every skenes start
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
map: latrobe race: human class: gossip overlord may not be able to identify. use guile to force unit to say town name; will reveal self with "lay-trobe." spams "filibuster" attack, rattling unfamiliar ppl+events until health bar emptied. avoid unless CON is high or enchanted against "small talk"
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
shame the cigarettes/day metric didn't exist when I was growing up: at least 5-6 of my aunts and uncles would've been all-americans
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my wife and i couldn't help but notice your vibe from across the bar. we were wondering if you'd be interested in leaving. no, just you. your vibe sucks. leave. it's ruining the bar. anyways, we are going home to have sex with each other. we are monogamous. we hope you move to a different city. bye.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sheila shouts for Sheetz Shotz between Surfsides on the South Side
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
yo kroger's if you need my perks I can knock that total down to 1.32 billion
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
can't wait for gary bettman to excitedly explain that tonight's nhl draft is "decentralized." hey bud, the Greater Pittsburgh Statistical Hockey League's draft has been decentralized every since our buddy doug got that ankle bracelet, so let's cool it with the pomp and circumstance.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
been thinking about "take me out to the ballgame" and wish to inform the pirates bullpen that i do care if i ever get back
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
*power struggle enters 45th minute explaining that mozzarella sticks aren't fallen bits of a giant tree of cheese* (kinda wish it were, though)
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
big motivation on race day
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Yo, Cap'n, you need me crack ya a frosty one, boss?"
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
FROM THE ARCHIVES 📁 : “Do you want one sponsored by Comcast, Verizon, or PNC Bank? Do you want a trendy splotch of nacho cheese residue or artsy flecks of cheap house paint? The choice is yours, and best of all you know they always gonna fit.” #lgp #letsgopens #nhlplayoffs
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
cmon bro meme telling you to love sheetz because pittsburgh has broken transit
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
damn, pixar really went with the "even the greatest heroes can have feet of clay" route on the ratatouille sequel
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Kinky Yinzer Couple Turns Parking Chair So They Can Watch Strangers Take Wife's Spot
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
From the archives:
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Kinky Yinzer Only Eats Ass With Heinz
HAYS — Local “kink” Paul Hammerschmidt refuses to perform oral sex on a partner’s anal cavity with any aid other than Heinz ketchup, according to sources “absolutely disgusted” by the notion of using ...
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Though the commentary attracted widespread criticism, all parties conceded to recognize "the devastating hardship" Dunlap faced in regularly having to talk to Marty Griffin.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"I've blamed young people, my lower back, local ordinances, corrupted values and hell, even Mike Tomlin...Still, nothing seems to improve."
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
nice
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Penguins Hold Vigil for Victims of Recent Big Mac Attack
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Pennsylvania, as Your Senator, I Promise the AI Boom Will Benefit Everyone I Represent Who Is Also My Wife
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"Bro, we get it, she's a good-looking figment of our imagination. Can we just see the game, please?!"
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the number of hits troy aikman has taken throughout his career neatly summed up by his saying "rodgers'ses"
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
great weather to sit outside and crush a 30-rack of social lubricant
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
just saw a kid with a PGH 412 license plate shirt with construction cones on the back listed as the pennsylvania state flowers. is this the yinzer version of anakin dominating the pod races in episode 1?
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
it is getting increasingly difficult to just soldier on and post bullshit like "i'll have the chopped unc salad please" when it's just atrocity after atrocity after atrocity. i hate this timeline
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"our god is great." "does he provide bounty and inspire goodwill throughout humankind?" "nah, missed field goals and this wheel where you can win money." "i see. do you ask for these things in church?" "oh, i don't go to church. i ain't got time for that shit."
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Idlewild & SoakZone for Grown 90s Kids? Sad Local Man Standing Listlessly in Shower for 45 Minutes Now
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
a purveyor of all life's fine things
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
A public service announcement featuring a healthy liver and ham BBQ beside one another–imploring folks to know the difference.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"A lot of families take this moment for granted, but I want to look back on this day and say, 'Wow, we decided the Lions would win straight up and that Bo Nix would throw TDs...together.'"
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Wow! Santa Kills Entire 30-Rack of Iron City Kids Left for Him
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Are you supposed to have a second wind at 11:30 a.m.?"
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"Another day another dollar...to my useless degrees," said Wagner, who had searched months for a job within his expertise before settling for a position at CreationCorp, an AI startup that offers ownership licenses for computer-made media ranging from self-help books to battle mech pornography.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
any chance the pens have a career leader list in money spent on arena beer? 2025 is almost over and im trying to latch onto whatever successes I can
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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John Danek @jjdanek.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
a week ago, i released new original music for the first time in years. i like these two tracks quite a bit. check em out ampl.ink/k8pe3 and here's to more new music in 2026 🍻
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Infinighost - Never Let a Tesla Merge - Single
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
feel like using hashtags is painfully corporate, but want to get this out a little farther: we want contributors. zine #2 launches late feb; send to print early Feb. send us some pitches! #pittsburgh #pgh #yinzer #steelers #letsgopens #letsgobucs
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
it's cool though because you can also go axe-throwing and eat overpriced bar food instead of paying attention
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
ted allen: tell us about your dish pittsburgh chef: i've prepared for you my take on a smoked ahi poke bowl, with pickled vegetables and a spicy blackberry and soy sauce reduction on the side geoffrey zakarian: ...smothered in french fries pc: yes, chef gz: ...again pc: that's correct, chef
Geoffrey Zakarian looking sternly at a jagoff chef while holding a french fry.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
THE CHALLENGE — PITTSBURGH flashes on the screen. host jeff reed barrels down the ohio on a jetski to raucous cheers and immediately gets a dui. production is suspended indefinitely.
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Pittsburgh Unfiltered @pghunfiltered.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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