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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How many frickin' gambling ads do I need to see in a day? Can't turn on the tv or radio and now they are showing up in my Inbox. Who is in power is benefitting from this 24/7 bombardment?

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The time has come to debate reinstating capital punishment for treason in Canada. There are people in this country openly and actively working with foreign countries to break us apart. #cdnpoli. #paradoxoftolerance

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We really need to get past the idea we are "negotiating a trade deal". We have a trade deal - we're negotiating the ransom to get the US to stop violating it. #cdnpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Im still mad at whoever let Trump out of the back of the catering truck.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching Chretien makes me think its time to move on from Elbows Up to a little more Shawinigan Handshake. #canpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why is Poilievre wandering around the US doing cable tv rather than in his Alberta riding fighting against separatism? #canpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you don't think history can teach us lessons, might I suggest looking at this picture while reading up on the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact? 'cause the only missing is the armbands. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov...

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Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact - Wikipedia

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As I sent back my referendum ballots I was thinking about all the effort and whether the UCP government would honour the results. In the last referendum Albertans voted to keep daylight savings time - and the UCP have now abolished it. Answers that question. #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“Oh no, not the Sharpie!” Said no Canadian, ever. #lakeontario #canpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

To the folks saying "turn off the taps" I appreciate the sentiment - however AB oil flows through the US to get to Ontario and Quebec refineries. It is currently not an option.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

With the application of *literal* Smoot Hawley tariffs and an inevitable stock market collapse due to unhinged financial speculation and deregulation, we now have 2 of the 3 conditions that created the Great Depression. Gosh, good thing there aren't any water or land management issues... #cdnpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I see some online commentators are unhappy with Carney and that he is a “closet Conservative”. If you actually want to know what Liberal type he is may I introduce to an introductory Canadian History reader? Start with the Louis St. Laurent chapter then on to Lester B Pearson.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"Hey Meta, match my 50 year old aunt going to her third bachelorette party vibe."

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Timeline cleanse: my rose garden. You can tell its an Alberta rose garden by the polls for the hail netting.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Dear US - here is a map of wildfires in Alaska sending smoke our way. Please submit your forest raking and fire suppression plan first so we can apply your well thought out solutions. #canada

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Watching yet another Alberta-approved gambling ad on TV. Given the UCP's constant, relentless corruption I can only imagine the dollars and favours that have changed hands for licencing rights and government support. #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Someone is not wasting any time. Arrived in mailbox today. #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm back in sales and I want to write a LinkedIn article called "The 10 Secret Numbers to Get an Instant Answer: This one trick your smartphone can do will blow your mind" (Hint: it's called dialling. Pick up the frickin' phone if you need a quick answer)

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The Americans are demanding half the profits from the Gordie Howe bridge to get access to the US - and we didnt hear a word of protest out of Adam Schiff. So i guess it'd be ok we demand half the profits of the California wine industry to gain access to Canada? #cdnpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Somewhere a Stampede Princess is looking for her outfit. #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I think it kind of sucks that the US men's team were cast as the villians against Belgium through no fault of their own. It was Trump who tried to put his thumb on the scale, not them.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Does anyone have a number for the owner of Engage Interactive? I'd like to call him and talk non stop for 5 minutes while ignoring everything he says.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's Canada Day Eve! Dont forget to leave a lump of something in a separatist's stocking. #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It stopped raining 60 minutes ago and I just had to close the windows because of wildfire smoke.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Ive come to the conclusion that Mark Carney's superpower isnt the Economics PhD or two tours as a central bank governor - its his major DGAF energy when negotiating with the dipsticks running Washington.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My 26 year old daughter just called to say her car insurance went up $100 a month. No accidents, no claims not even paid damage. It's a 2008, FFS. So thanks again UCP for removing all price caps and oversight.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Dear CBC - your Gem streaming platform is all kind of broken. Have to reboot it at least once per episode.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Not up on my American sports etiquette - do they play the national anthem before the White House Wet Tshirt Contest or once they podium?

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The goal of Alberta's separatists is not a rising tide that lifts all boats but rather deliberately sinking the boats of those they hate. I keep seeing economic arguments - I'd like to see the human ones.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Dreeshen looks like he's one cigarette away from being the gangster in a Fellini film. #UCPNoir

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Danielle Smith and the UCP *can't wait* to promise the trains will run on time. #ableg #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Back up over $1.70 a litre for gas in Calgary. The COOP must be having issues getting its tankers through the Strait of Hormuz again. #ableg

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Looking forward to the new Alberta drivers licence because the UCP have done such a *fantastic* job protecting my personal data so far. What could possibly go wrong? #ableg

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

So I got an email from HP telling me how many pages I printed at home last month. Really? What other information are they tracking? Did it send a copy of scans? The convenience is not worth yet another US conglomerate grabbing my data. I've now disabled/deleted all HP software and internet access.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I keep hearing over and over again that we Albertans have "legitimate greivances". Could someone please explain what these might be beyond the constant right wing butt-hurt or a pipeline in every pot?

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

In line to pick up my Forever Canada sign on 4 degrees and rain and all i can say is separatists you are screwed #ableg

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Interesting fact: after the Civil War slavery was *not* outlawed in the US - it remained fully legal for the incarcerated. These people - whose only crime is being from elsewhere aren't just detainees - they are literally a new slave class. This isnt by accident.

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CRIMESTERS

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Make Alberta the Northwest Territories Again. #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Come for the UFC fight, stay for the East Wing wreckage.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It is amazing how many of Canada's defence critics and analysts are still living in 2024. Let me spell it out for you: the US is no longer a reliable defence partner. PM Carney is using increased funding, a new industrial strategy and foreign diplomacy to change the defence landscape. Simple.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The UCP are very embarrassed by their premature declaration. But in their defence, absolutely nothing gets them more excited than screwing the average Albertan. #ableg #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

The J6 rioters who actually believe Trump will be sending them a single cent of his $1.7 billion slush fund are in for a big surprise.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

David Parker posted a photo of Texas and *implied* that's where he is. Doesn't mean he's actually left the province. #ableg #abpoli

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Read a journalist's article on Substack that the next Governor General should have been Albertan. Yeah, that definitley would have cured all the separatist's butt hurt right there. Real finger on the pulse reporting there.

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Paul. From Calgary. @pgalberta.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Can't wait to see what distraction the UCP is going to throw up all over. "Deport all left handed people" or something. #ableg #abpoli

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