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patrick

@pfunksahunk.bsky.social
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im kinda dumb tbh

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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 7h
CW: 2 CUTE 2 HANDLE AM I RIGHT
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 7h
🐕 vs 🦖
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 8h
I KNOW WTF 😭😭😭😭
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10h
yeah smhmyhead
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10h
i just found forky i guess he really was trash all along this is insane 😔
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12h
wait you two have the same name?!? Ok that’s cute
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12h
can’t believe you govt named that guy lol
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12h
if ur there then i just KNOW its good probably!!!
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12h
i slay the looks babe and that’s one thing about me ok
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12h
🙂‍↕️ hi
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12h
okay, so i (patrick leans in and whispers something in ur ear. as he does his hand accidentally brushes the side of your thigh. you blush. suddenly a marching band passes by: is that John Philip Sousa, you wonder? u realize u just missed everything patrick said. embarrassed, u just nod in agreement)
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
well i mean ok i want you to sit down when i say this but
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
wait thats my fave hike!!
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
as a straight male I cannot speak on that
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
that’s… literally what I have why what did you think I was putting in there???
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
🤜🏻🤛🏻
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
👄🫦
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
open wide butt muncher
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
well these are both just great
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t get it
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13h
⅃ƎᗡOM
patrick at the gym taking a selfie
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 15h
yeah stick with me champ these guys don’t hold a flame
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 15h
why the debacle from earlier this very week when you claimed to be a ceramicist who could craft their own kitchenware
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 15h
can’t wait to see what shenanigans he brings to us next time honestly
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 15h
Oh wow joodle$ first the plate debacle and now this ?? you have just been mired in controversy lately
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 15h
teehee
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 16h
This is a lovely pfp thank you it’s very sp-uwu-ky
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 16h
idk what’s wrong with me I just need to do it once a day 🙃
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 16h
ooooh omg ok lemme send you mine on IG quick
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh girl… oh honey they didn’t treat you like that bc they think ur broke they treated u like that bc they saw the interview.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A little bread loaf 🍞
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
they are the definitive catdog
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Look Up Cat”
a picture of a Shiba Inu named brutus
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the ~community~ wants to mason. And im just merely the organizer you understand.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love that sound 😊
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
poor sweet innocent Alex.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fright-chael that’s simply not true, everyone here is wants to see ur socks and no one hates you.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
well you wear no shows iirc sooo
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we still waiting on pics of ur dogs in them ankle socks mason it’s hardly been socktober without them
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my fave 🤩
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
in the pudding!
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🍂
Autumn leaves on the ground with some feet in the picture
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hmmmm…. Backtracking all of a sudden now i see what’s going on here.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh. Why would you say “my new plates” like that then 😭
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you freaking made these?!?!?! Incredible work
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we luv that versatility!
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
adorbs
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mmhmmm
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OMG IM SORRY my cat ran across my keyboard
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