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@pfunksahunk.bsky.social
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im kinda dumb tbh

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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 7h
bananas are finally ripe enough to eat :D
a picture of perfectly ripened bananas
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 10h
ok went to that mutesky website and turns out it’s not a cute little game he just has me muted lmao
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23h
October is a month long gay holiday and anyone tryna pit the jocks the locks and the cocks against one another is a red pilled plant sent to destroy us from within. we can’t celebrate any if we can’t celebrate them all!!
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another one gone 2 soon are eye pee girl o7
image of Kelly clarkson who recently passed away
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man i knew bsky wouldn’t have the sauce for a fun and sexy and successful locktober launch October is ruined
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ankle socks are so creepy like why are they doing that what’s their deal
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning im making my afternoon coffee.
patrick is making a cup of coffee.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
asked a friend if they liked Grace Ives and they just said “no.” And idk why but that really hurt, ykwim???
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u guys im tryna improve my grammar and get smarter did I use nor correctly here or nah can any grammar gays tell me
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok i finally tried out the gay man workout app it’s alright
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
checking in with my top 10 of the year so far, subject to change of course.
patricks top ten movies of 2026 so far: the invite, camp miasma, project hail mary, the odyssey, resident evil, sheep detectives, hokum, ready or not 2, the drama, remarkably bright creatures.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
last minute clock in for biceptember sorry i was late
patrick flexing his biceps
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do u guys like my new fall sweater i made it myself 🍂
a gay man wearing a gay sweater
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bon apple teeth 🍎
a caramel apple cinnamon roll looking purely delicioso just a truly decadent treat
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok these look a MESS 🤤 time to cool a bit before finishing with the icing and caramel drizzle
messy looking caramel apple cinnamon rolls
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good morning im making caramel apple cinnamon rolls this morning
cinnamon roll dough with an apple filling
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im the brings sweet treats to my co-workers kind of girly
a cute and sexy hand holding a jar of homemade apple butter in front of a green wall
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good morning 🥯
a cream cheese with bagel
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sometimes when the puzzle pieces are already together in the box I don’t even separate them I just keep them together bc im bad im just bad
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I ran to the store quick in my crocs but i didn’t wear socks and my bf just looked at me and said “ur a little underdressed don’t you think??”
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i miss when bloomfie would post jerk off vids 😔
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good morning to my asmr girlies to my apple girlies to my get peeled and cored girlies
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“stuns” doing some of the heaviest lifting of its life.
a picture of taydolf swiftler looking like shit.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2 of the 3 I literally posted why are those even in my drafts I probably got confused
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one time i was on a date with this big shot ballet guy and i was REALLY into philip glass at the time and i was like omg imagine a ballet 🩰 set to liquid days 😍 and he was all, yeah that’s a pretty unoriginal concept 😩 and we didn’t really vibe much after that so anyway i still luv this album tho 😈
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
well you couldn’t have asked for a nicer day ☀️
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sometimes my bsky doesn’t work if im on WiFi and other times it will only work if im on WiFi and its such a fun lil game we play so fun honestly
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s re time iykwim
patrick taking a picture in a mirror at the movie theater inside the bathroom before the movie starts.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh these critics should feel EMBARRASSED for this. just genuine shame every day when they wake up bc 14%??? she has a pig for a pet and those sheets were 900 thread count EGYPTIAN COTTON BTW
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fck edolf sheetler bro that guy always sucked
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
get a shiba they said it will be fun they said
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wait yall they fckn LUVED IT 🙂‍↕️
a near empty bowl of snicker caramel apple salad.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
here’s what i’m bring to the table btw
a healthy snickers caramel apple salad
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
dbd cosplay meetup 🙂‍↕️ no one knew i was the trapper bc no one plays him anymore 😭
a bunch of dorks who play dead by daylight, the worst game ever to exist.
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
its giving temu birdcage robin williams
patrick all dressed up
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
comic con weekend yay
a sexy hand holding a badge for comic con
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
noticing a lotta virgos around here which really explains a lot
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
and you know what, I —
A person in a white tank top flexing his bicep
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
good morning so there’s this strawberry matcha scone and
a strawberry matcha scone being held by a manly hand very sexy
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
w8 so the avg user age of bsky is 38 yall r old sl not me tho 🙂‍↕️
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Phil-boo 👻 @philboafterdark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wolfgang at ~4 months (on the day we adopted him!)
Baby Philbo holding a scruffy, black and brown puppy
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Pumpkin Sprice Latte @jampri.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I cannot find just one photo to share of baby Sundance. But here’s a few of my favorites for puppy picture phriday.
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mike @pierogidinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Walter, 2020
Walter the Keeshond
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DNA @dnaforever.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
athena @ 11 weeks
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Baby girl @urb3stboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3 months old 🥰🥰
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it’s puppy picture (p)friday so here’s brutus when he was 9 weeks old
brutus when he was a lil baby puppy
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
omg???
a dialect map indicating what dialect patrick talks in most often
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey guys
a selfie of patrick wearing a nice shirt and  headphones
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
good afternoon and etc
a picture of carol reminding people the hottest gay guy of the zodiac is the Aquarius
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patrick @pfunksahunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gym time ◡̈
a picture of feet on the bus. riding the bus is cool. the picture also states that it’s time for the gym.
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