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Prodigy @prodigyrm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ça existe déjà ça s'appelle les Pépitos
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Mistouze 🤖ROBO-KY STAN ACCOUNT🤖 @mistouze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Posez pas de questions
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
whyuhhhhhhhhhh on tumblr: "So last week, I noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases in meetings. Stuff like:
“We’ll take this to the synergy zone.”
“Let’s triangle back on that.”
“Put that in the idea fridge.”

No one reacted. Everyone just nodded like it was normal. I figured it was some corporate lingo I missed.

Day two, I hear: “We’ll verticalize that bandwidth.”

I write it down to Google later. Nothing.

By day three, I’m starting to use them, too. “Yeah, we should put that in the idea fridge.” People nodded. I felt included.

Friday rolls around. He pulls me aside and goes:
“I’ve been making them all up. No one knows what they mean.”

He Got The Entire Team Saying Nonsense. Even the manager threw out “triangle back” in a call.

Now the whole office is trapped in fake jargon with no way out.

I respect it. I fear it."
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Idk, Steve, I don't think this joke would make an Oscarcast again anytime soon.
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@bertrandhadet @bertrandhadet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Il est dans la sauce.
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Le peu qu'ils ont, ils vous le donnent, on a pas le même mindset,je me suis fait tatouer un éléphant sur la jambe.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Title: terrible at goodbyes. Image: man bidding his daughter farewell. He says “hello”
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I had to make the flier too.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Threw some color over these X-Files drawings
Mulder and Scully with a little alien running away in the background.Walter Skinner, hands in pockets.The Lone Gunmen, the counterculture Cerberus.
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🌸 CozyCereza 🏳️‍⚧️ @cozycereza.standingintheodds.com · 10/04/2026
“Real books” this, “e-ink” that. Grow up and read your books the proper way.
A Nintendo DSi running a eReader app. Void Jumpers 1 is on the screen.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Scott Castaneda @scott_castane...-12h
@tmorello I use to be a fan until your political opinions come out. Music is my sanctuary and the last thing I want to hear is political bs when i'm listening to music. As far as i'm concerned you and Pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base.

@howfink
Replying to @scott_castaneda and @tmorello 
What "Machine" did you think he was raging against? The dishwasher?
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LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If you take a picture of a Raspberry Pi 2 with a strong flash it will reboot. A specific power regulator (U16) was chip-scale packaged to save on cost and die space.
 Since the silicon is basically naked, a xeon flash can cause a massive (but very short) current spike.
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Rose de Berne @rosedeberne.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
En tout cas maintenant grâce à Donald Trump je sais que to shit se conjugue shit, shit, shat alors qu'il n'était même pas dans la liste des verbes irréguliers 😤
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CPU ⬜ Carré Petit Utile @cpu.pm · 05/01/2026
📻 Pour vous souhaiter une bonne année, on s'est posé une question très stupide : Et si le film « La cité de la peur, une comédie familiale » était en fait une critique d'une prestation décevante d'un consultant ESN en sécurité IT chez une TPE ? À lire ou écouter : cpu.dascritch.net/post/2025/12...
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Readme : La Cité de la peur, une prestation ESN familiale
Extrait de l'émission CPU release Ex0227 : lost + found (un quart null). Avez-vous bien vu le film « La Cité de la peur, une comédie familiale » ? Oui, le film de Les Nuls sorti
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"Islamisque"
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Julien@Kindrobot @kindrobot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Voilà l'image, il n'y a pas de piège. Les murs sont visibles, les portes aussi. Vous devriez le résoudre en moins de 15 secondes, le plus long ensuite serait de lister la combinaison. Facilité assez évidente pour un humain.
Image en noire et blanc représentant un labyrinthe avec des cases annotées afin de tester les capacités de l'intelligence artificielle générative.
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
J'ai littéralement éclaté de rire à la cuisine.
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mayasdreams.bsky.social @mayasdreams.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Incredible new cartoon about the election of far-right governments in South America, by Jorge Gonzalez
Incredible new cartoon about the election of far-right governments in South America, showing the continent shaped like Hitler by Jorge Gonzalez
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Penseur Étoile @penseuretoile.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Dans un magasin, un homme montre une table de billard en promotion à une femme. Il lui dit : “Tu as vu ? Moins 50 % sur cette table de billard !”. Elle répond : “J’en ai rien à cirer…”. 

Légende : “Balek Friday”
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
whats up my fellow gamers
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
C'est ça le contenu dont on a besoin ici !
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Atsemtex @atsemtex.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
remplacé par une ia
Au bureau, un manager l’air satisfait balance dans un sourire : « Lefebvre, votre poste a été remplacé par une IA ! » Lefebvre s’offusque : « Impossible ! » Puis ils se tournent tous deux vers le poste mal éclairé de Lefebvre, où un robot déprime devant un écran d’ordinateur en lâchant un « Je veux crever ! » mécanique. Lefebvre ne peut cacher sa stupéfaction : « C’est effrayant comme ça progresse vite. » [fin]
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Jonty @fairless.xyz · 15/10/2025
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI. Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
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Charlie Ashby @charlie-ashby.co.uk · 14/10/2025
RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years. His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds. A massive loss 💔
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Soit c'est fait exprès et ça me trig terriblement, soit c'est accidentel et ça m'énerve encore plus.
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ElSato @satogamedev.itch.io · 24/09/2025
had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart
mockup of a point and click gameabout columbo, he is talking to a dog, he says "Youre a real friendly boy, arent you? oh, youre a girl"
on the bottom half you can see columbos inventory, he has an egg in his pocket
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CloneWeb @cloneweb.net · 17/09/2025
Ça a changé Star Wars
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SPOOKY Martlet_Fan_64 🐈‍⬛🐦🩵🐁🧡🌊 @zenithmartlet.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hey Firefox users.
Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.

Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:

If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.

Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out
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Sleeping Giants FR in English @slpng-giants-fr-2.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
T H I S ⤵️
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A une lettre de l'accident.
Un panier de Bougnols à 0,60€ pièce.
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Tonton Alberto 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @tontonalberto.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Je me dois de partager avec vous ce commentaire d’un abonné au Monde à propos de la rencontre Trump/Poutine en Alaska.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 01/08/2025
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
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Bearstech @bearstech.com · 31/07/2025
L'équipe tech de Netflix nous présente les commandes shell à exécuter durant la première minute d'un crash serveur Linux pour identifier rapidement les goulets d'étranglement sans outils sophistiqués. (P) 👉 netflixtechblog.com/...
Linux Performance Analysis in 60,000 Milliseconds

uptime
dmesg | tail
vmstat 1
mpstat -P ALL 1
pidstat 1
iostat -xz 1
free -m
sar -n DEV 1
sar -n TCP,ETCP 1
top
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Bearstech @bearstech.com · 28/07/2025
🏖️🐻 Les Logiciels Libres de l'été, jour 38 : @jandotai.bsky.social : une alternative Open Source à ChatGPT qui fonctionne 100% hors ligne sur votre ordinateur. Il supporte de multiples moteurs comme llama.cpp et TensorRT-LLM.
INterace JAN
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Mark SP Golden @caspera1.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Just had to put this up. Old but gold ⚛️⚛️🧪🧪
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Le kamoulox était un documentaire.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 01/07/2025
"You say you only used AI for placeholder text, but in that text was a response from the AI saying 'here's a revised version'. Here's what I don't understand - why revise placeholder text? You see my problem? It just doesn't make sense to me. Why revise something nobody was meant to see, unless..."
Peter Falk as Columbo, looking quizzically at someone off camera.
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Pfffinzke @pfffinzke.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Ceci explique cela...
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Vnr Herzog @vnrherzog.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Lalo Schifrin est mort, au-delà du générique de Mission Impossible, le maestro argentin a gravé de nombreux souvenirs de cinéma dans mon cœur par le swing et l'audace de son style. Le son d'une époque tout simplement. 🙏🙏
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 25/06/2025
Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
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Ornikkar @ornikkar.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
😂
Photo de gauche : The Weeknd. (Le chanteur)
Photo de droite : The Smain (l'humoriste)
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Geoker @geoker.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.
Selfie of Dan. He has a White Jesus look. Ooh, isn’t he handsome! He’s wearing a black and white trucker hat with his son’s handprints in red on the top and “DAD” on the brim.
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Geoker @geoker.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Timouton @timouton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Clivant Cleef
Photo de l'acteur Lee Van Cleef qui parle de pain au chocolat, beurre doux et pizza à l'ananas
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
sound on i beg you
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