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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

According to Google AI, my wife is dead. RIP Angie. Honestly, I hadn't noticed your passing.

Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I am replaying The Guardian Legend yet again, and it's somehow even better than I remembered. I bought it new for 10 bucks at a toy outlet in 1990 or so, and it transformed what I thought games could be. Space Zelda Compile vertical shooter where RPG elements affect both modes?! Yes please.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

People say games and consoles are too expensive now but I say make a new Steel Battalion controller you cowards.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

This is like the least-weird thing Trump ever did.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The collective IQ in this room is the only thing in nature lower than 0° Kelvin.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

This is a real New York Times headline. "Experts Are Dubious" is the saddest little coda on the colossal institutional madness of this era. Print those words on humanity's tombstone.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I somehow missed that I can now play Ninja Kids on Switch 2 and in typical Jared fashion I find this discovery very exciting.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

So proud of my new home for honoring Terry Fox on our five dollar bill. After years of watching the Harriet Tubman US 20 languish in a cesspool of systemic racism, this is really refreshing. 🇨🇦

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

TF when you're appointed Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It seems we are about to fall for one of the Classic Blunders.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

There is only one valid Pokemon. I don't make the rules. Look at his little bow tie.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"My fellow Americans, the state of our union is utter shit."

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

My partner and I have spent the last 25 Valentine's Days together and I just... I don't have words to express how lucky a man I am. ♥️

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Only a true revolution can restore, reform, and preserve American democracy for this generation and all to come. The killings, kidnappings, victimizations, crones, theft, and lies will not end until this government steps aside in favor of more enlightened leaders and a far more democratic system.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I was digging through some ancient hard drive backups and came upon this dubious gem I created with @strawfoot.bsky.social during the Second Gulf War. Seems like an almost quaint complaint by modern standards. We stuck these up all over our Christian college campus. They got torn down fast.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I grew up in North Carolina. Black folks were routinely referred to in racist terms & slurs at kitchen tables, church functions (outside the building, never inside), school hallways, or really almost anywhere else, with no shame, consequence, or accountability for white people. Nothing changes in 🇺🇸

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

🚨BREAKING🚨 During Winter Olympic opening ceremonies, Australia surprises the world by introducing their Ice Dancing secret weapon:

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Me waiting for Dragon Quest VII to come out.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Why does Jeff Bezos look like his son killed John Wick's dog?

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Late stage capitalism is weird, man.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

It's Christmastime so watching Stephen Miller undermine Rohan.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Look everyone it's the new Super Trash Bros roster.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

The first game I played on my new computer was Dino Run DX, in case you wanted to know. Gotta test that GPU.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Remember when we were worried this guy would be too scrawny to play Jacob?

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Why yes, I do have three huge balls.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I live in Canada now and love it here, and we already had our Thanksgiving last month. But you'd better believe I'm gonna watch the Macy's Parade tomorrow. All hail Derpy!

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

In my Stranger Things headcanon, this guy is behind it all... the secret final big bad. He's behind everything and knows about all of it. That was my guess after Season 1. I don't think they'll do it, but if they did... awesome misdirect.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I spend way too much time thinking about The Outfoxies.

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Jared Petty @pettycommajared.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

All these names brought to you by Operation Throbbing Micropenis.

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