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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Weird date for the president to choose to hang out with a bunch of strangers

Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Primetime is ultimately a movie about actual media literacy so it makes sense that it's causing confusion in an audience that thinks media literacy means "can you tell if character is good or bad"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Warner Bros: Godzilla...he is like a superhero Toho: Hiroshima Warner Bros: Team of monsters...Avengers Toho: Hiroshima Nagasaki Warner Bros: Monster fight...many monsters Toho: Hiroshima Nagasaki war is bad Warner Bros: Fights...war...new lore Toho: 9/11 Hollywood trades: Godzilla At The Oscars?

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There was a secret 6th kid on the chocolate factory tour that Willy Wonka took out back and shot in the head for "demanding too much Spree"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Drake googling "trends popular with girls who were definitely born before 2010"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Billionaire singer breaks new ground with 9000th song about not minding the haters

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not a big air travel guy are you Dave

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The thing I love about the cool memes from the people in charge of making the country good is that a gallon of the gas that cars need is 5 dollars

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Fake news" basically just means stuff that 30-40% of the voting population is too lazy or unwilling to research

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well son, it was the early 21st century ya see, and a bunch of adults got their feelings hurt when news made them reflect on bigotry, so they decided that first amendment was just about getting to say slurs and the mean news should just go away. That's why air's poison now. Now eat your squirrel

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Good job by this reporter but we are at the point where the only way to deal with these people is reminding them over and over again that they see the world more through the eyes of Jeffrey Epstein's best friend, their alleged political enemy, The Teen Beauty Pageant Guy, than the entire UN

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You know liberals like this don't actually mind Trump because they are perfectly willing to endorse his practice of selectively denying reality. They are the reason the GOP is able to push the boundaries of acceptable behavior further and further. They are allies in the resulting moral erosion

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good Idea Experts in the USA are saying high-speed rail supporters "never been more correct"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"I have dedicated much of my life to building bridges between all people" says cheese salesman

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just remember when you pay medical bills in the U.S. that we have to help this guy sell more bombs to child murderers because he thinks The Matrix is happening to him or whatever

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think the people acting aghast at Macklemore's statement would be taken more seriously if it didn't happen like a week after a guy who said "I love Hitler" sold out a major U.S. venue

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

yeah like imagine a fascist dancing to the song 'YMCA' that would just be ridiculous

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There is something so beautiful about this

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Let's do some work!" Mitch likely said, heart still pumping blood through his body to a functional brain which is being used to accomplish tasks. Those who speculated on the stability of the institution in which he retains a vital role look foolish, as he is visibly Alive and Back at His Job

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is back! People thought he might be dead but he's back at work, and alive. "Great job today, Mitch!" people are probably saying, now that he is back at his job where he receives money to do challenging work, alively

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Too many think art is limited to the size/length of a social media post because that's the only place where they engage with it. Turns out the full-size printed menu burrito has slugs in it and the "Hollywood is FINISHED" clip is only 70 seconds long

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Can't imagine a bigger gift to these guys than a world-famous artist getting a pass from self-described progressives after selling nazi merch

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Kanye defenders now implying his comments were actually anti-Israel as if equating pro-nazi sentiment with opposition to the genocide isn't helpful to Israel

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am 28 I work for the president my job is Associate Memesmith I tap "handsome man chiseled jaw American flag Armani" into my special phone app 6 times every other weekend I make $30 million a year from a public fund that used to be for cancer research I DO NOT ask questions I WILL do this forever

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Have you geniuses considered the possibility that the technology is already being abused and directed to "go rogue" by undermining the will of the people & allocating resources to its preservation?

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Every post about the "vibes" at some SF event for "founders and builders"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We need to go back to using the full words artificial intelligence so the people who use it have to reckon with the fact that its synonym is "fake smartness"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It prepares us to learn how to save money with Liberty Mutual every 2-3 minutes, actually

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Meanwhile we can't have this because too many people think sharing space with strangers is scarier than 300 million individually operated machines

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Problem here is gonna be getting parents not to use it when they help their kids with homework

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Kanye West was hiding for a while but he returned this weekend with assists from some old friends google "Kanye hiding assist" for details on this epic comeback

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Driving my car from a guy who does heil hitler salutes to a concert from a guy who sold swastika t-shirts UGH protesters blocking the street *laying on the horn* STOP THE ANTISEMITISM!!!

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"That Wheel of Fortune guy should've flown private!" is gonna crush at next year's Davos

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Purchasing 1 tank of gasoline with the $80 I made adding "you hate this type of wolf" to the 50 First Dates style video tape I show the president every morning

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

All the top news stories in China are like "Solar Energy Production 50000% Higher; School Children Rescued From Nepal Glacier Collapse" and in the U.S. it's "Does Wind Happen At Night? Why This Giant Forest Could Be Computer"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is most evident in the marketing efforts of AI companies themselves, which depend on strategic communication to mostly older investors who are enticed by media but fairly ignorant or apathetic to its production process. The money only exists through a charade of shamelessness.

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Plenty of adults can admit they don't know how to fix a car or cook a meal and endure the mild humility of outsourcing that task to another adult. For some reason, when it comes to media, people simultaneously crave the fulfillment of a craft & belittle experience in said craft. It's childish.

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I wish people obsessed with AI-assisted media would be honest about the fact that they do not have the skills or work ethic to create something themselves. No you did not "make this with AI" you used technology that violates intellectual property laws because you are lazy and/or untrained.

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

JD vance impatiently watching the iOS update download bar on the toilet minutes before saying "The Ancient Ones mayhaps shalt feast upon flesh and soul" to a 19-year-old smokeless tobacco influencer named Parxly

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You were born in 1971, Sean. You were older than she is when the towers fell. Your aging brain is crushed daily beneath The Black Mirror like a garlic press, oozing forth worms of mnemonic desperation laced with The Trending Topics of Yore. You exist opaquely in the Harvard dream of Mark Zuckerberg.

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm gonna give Sean Duffy an existential crisis by telling him I already saw them 7 years ago in the Zendaya show with the trans girl bsky.app/profile/fact...

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The only marketing scheme is getting guys who said "that show looks gay and woke" to now say it's gay and woke to not do cartoon wolf howls about her

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

She was topless in a TV show that's older than the COVID-19 pandemic

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the president fuckin sucks at doing president

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Wow it's like a freaking computer car salesman's dream! I wonder if anyone like that spent hundreds of millions of dollars in the last election!

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Every time they trot out the space tourism stuff I think of Toyohiro Akiyama, the first civilian & first Japanese guy in space, a true pioneer in exposing how space sucks ass

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"There have been no other Republican presidents since the Nazis were defeated" alrighty guys we got it

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