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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Weird date for the president to choose to hang out with a bunch of strangers

Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Primetime is ultimately a movie about actual media literacy so it makes sense that it's causing confusion in an audience that thinks media literacy means "can you tell if character is good or bad"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Warner Bros: Godzilla...he is like a superhero Toho: Hiroshima Warner Bros: Team of monsters...Avengers Toho: Hiroshima Nagasaki Warner Bros: Monster fight...many monsters Toho: Hiroshima Nagasaki war is bad Warner Bros: Fights...war...new lore Toho: 9/11 Hollywood trades: Godzilla At The Oscars?

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There was a secret 6th kid on the chocolate factory tour that Willy Wonka took out back and shot in the head for "demanding too much Spree"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Drake googling "trends popular with girls who were definitely born before 2010"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Billionaire singer breaks new ground with 9000th song about not minding the haters

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The thing I love about the cool memes from the people in charge of making the country good is that a gallon of the gas that cars need is 5 dollars

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Fake news" basically just means stuff that 30-40% of the voting population is too lazy or unwilling to research

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well son, it was the early 21st century ya see, and a bunch of adults got their feelings hurt when news made them reflect on bigotry, so they decided that first amendment was just about getting to say slurs and the mean news should just go away. That's why air's poison now. Now eat your squirrel

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You know liberals like this don't actually mind Trump because they are perfectly willing to endorse his practice of selectively denying reality. They are the reason the GOP is able to push the boundaries of acceptable behavior further and further. They are allies in the resulting moral erosion

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good Idea Experts in the USA are saying high-speed rail supporters "never been more correct"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"I have dedicated much of my life to building bridges between all people" says cheese salesman

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just remember when you pay medical bills in the U.S. that we have to help this guy sell more bombs to child murderers because he thinks The Matrix is happening to him or whatever

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think the people acting aghast at Macklemore's statement would be taken more seriously if it didn't happen like a week after a guy who said "I love Hitler" sold out a major U.S. venue

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

yeah like imagine a fascist dancing to the song 'YMCA' that would just be ridiculous

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There is something so beautiful about this

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch McConnell is back! People thought he might be dead but he's back at work, and alive. "Great job today, Mitch!" people are probably saying, now that he is back at his job where he receives money to do challenging work, alively

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Kanye defenders now implying his comments were actually anti-Israel as if equating pro-nazi sentiment with opposition to the genocide isn't helpful to Israel

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am 28 I work for the president my job is Associate Memesmith I tap "handsome man chiseled jaw American flag Armani" into my special phone app 6 times every other weekend I make $30 million a year from a public fund that used to be for cancer research I DO NOT ask questions I WILL do this forever

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Every post about the "vibes" at some SF event for "founders and builders"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We need to go back to using the full words artificial intelligence so the people who use it have to reckon with the fact that its synonym is "fake smartness"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It prepares us to learn how to save money with Liberty Mutual every 2-3 minutes, actually

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Problem here is gonna be getting parents not to use it when they help their kids with homework

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Kanye West was hiding for a while but he returned this weekend with assists from some old friends google "Kanye hiding assist" for details on this epic comeback

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Driving my car from a guy who does heil hitler salutes to a concert from a guy who sold swastika t-shirts UGH protesters blocking the street *laying on the horn* STOP THE ANTISEMITISM!!!

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"That Wheel of Fortune guy should've flown private!" is gonna crush at next year's Davos

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Purchasing 1 tank of gasoline with the $80 I made adding "you hate this type of wolf" to the 50 First Dates style video tape I show the president every morning

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

All the top news stories in China are like "Solar Energy Production 50000% Higher; School Children Rescued From Nepal Glacier Collapse" and in the U.S. it's "Does Wind Happen At Night? Why This Giant Forest Could Be Computer"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I wish people obsessed with AI-assisted media would be honest about the fact that they do not have the skills or work ethic to create something themselves. No you did not "make this with AI" you used technology that violates intellectual property laws because you are lazy and/or untrained.

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

JD vance impatiently watching the iOS update download bar on the toilet minutes before saying "The Ancient Ones mayhaps shalt feast upon flesh and soul" to a 19-year-old smokeless tobacco influencer named Parxly

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

She was topless in a TV show that's older than the COVID-19 pandemic

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

the president fuckin sucks at doing president

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Wow it's like a freaking computer car salesman's dream! I wonder if anyone like that spent hundreds of millions of dollars in the last election!

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"There have been no other Republican presidents since the Nazis were defeated" alrighty guys we got it

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

500 year old Greenland shark renamed America shark, dies instantly

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He should change the name of Little St. James Island to Trump Island next

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Nothing brings the 2 parties together like shutting down the possibility that killing people in other countries might make our country less safe

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

pharmaceutical ads on streaming are funny because they barely get the benefits in and just go right to the list of side effects

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

tech journalist in 2026 doesn't think that telling a bunch of app users that they love the app's latest data collection scheme falls under "advertising"

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

AI commercials are so funny, literally just "what if instead of checking a preference box and hitting search you say the preference instead and a fake voice says 'oh sure let me get that for you'" true baby shit

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

you really get a sense of how much the outer space billionaires really care about outer space when we get a historic eclipse & meteor shower within the same day and they spend it posting shitty AI trash like always

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I assume all the rich dopes whining about Mackinac Island will be up there in November waiting in line to vote because they love it so much

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

rightwing Odyssey discourse getting boring. we get it you hate seeing that people 3,000 years ago did politics and told stories and had pretty much the same shitty problems. you're sad learning The Bible is kinda the same stuff a few hundred years later & the magic isn't literal. give it a rest

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I don't think it's an exaggeration to suggest these people are willing to cause global annihilation to avoid sitting in traffic or boarding a commercial airline

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Odyssey's ultimate theme being "invading countries and killing people makes everyone distrust you" really validates all the American accents. Another Nolan W

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

History buffs know Japan has a rich history of trade with the Dutch, and may allow select imports of balls into their goals on the promise that other European nations will be kept from doing so

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

They're calling it St. Augustine's Curse, villanova PA, one of the worst we've seen in terms of curses,

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Petoskey Stoned @petoskeystoned.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Don. Jared. Ivanka. Eric. The other one and the new one. I have brought you here today to tell you I must rob the world to prevent your dumb asses from destroying my toxic legacy, which already sucks really bad

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