Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3hFeel like this would be a good premise for a sequel to Force Majeure 010
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3hI was jogging around suburban New Jersey a couple weeks ago and at a corner a crossing guard said, “You ready to do something dangerous?” And I immediately and instinctively said, “Nope.” And then she just crossed me against the light. 110
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 7hI think if we give him the rest of our tax money, he could come up with an even more revolutionary idea. Like maybe a teen that turns into a car when he gets hot 060
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 7hElon Musk built a (cartoon prototype of a) car that says slurs and even if you don’t agree with his politics (or the politics of the car), you have to admit that’s cool. 180
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I keep buying them, but idk how many more posts I can put in my apartment 011
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 15/10/2026P accurate depiction of what it's like to jog around in my neighborhood every morning. 030
Reposted by Young Pete TomsJoe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’m teaching a TV writing class at Script Anatomy that starts Sunday Nov 1st! 5 sessions. Tell your friends but only if you want them to really like you. Class and sign up info here: scriptanatomy.com/product/2026... 121
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Trenton makes, she takes my brown mouse it's just goddamn 092
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Maybe the perfect coaster death would be to get your brain jostled and then go on a second coaster that ejects you seconds before you fall into a coma. If only theme park tycoons thought these things through 010
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026What I propose is a simple prop that reaches across the aisle and bans public places from showing television to Pete Toms 190
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I just saw one for the voter id law that had a bunch of people claiming to be Trump-hating democrats who just want to make sure our elections are fair and can’t be called into question. 170
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In California, we’ll have a crazy rw prop on the ballot that’s like “Every dolphin must be shot in the head,” but all the ads have to pretend that it’s a progressive idea to trick people into voting for it so it’ll be like “I’m a democrat and a good friend to dolphins. They pray for death daily” 1191
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This happened to me too and it even happens when I'm replaying actual arguments I've had and in my head I somehow lose worse 110
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Trying to meet your friend in the hellmaxxing district and accidentally going to Hell's Kitchen instead of the former meatpacking district 120
Reposted by Young Pete TomsRev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026people love cartoons. they are wildly popular. it's crazy to me that a tiny miniscule group of parasites called "shareholders" attached themselves to the animation industry & dismantled it for such short term gain. that's everything nowadays. ig the ability to do things has to be freed from money? 9556124
Reposted by Young Pete Tomsbrendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 12/10/2026This Columbo Day, revisit the Prisoner's Dilemma episode that @matthewguz.bsky.social and @nictringali.bsky.social did on two Falk/McGoohan collabs, and then a third one my mother insisted we watch to "get it out of our system." sites.libsyn.com/547902/bonus...sites.libsyn.comThe Prisoner's Dilemma: BONUS - Columbo w/Nic TringaliWe take a break from McGoohan's most iconic work to examine the television that he'd be most known for in his later career: playing murderous villains in the murder mystery series COLUMBO, opposite Pe... 21710
Reposted by Young Pete TomsMatt Dxgges @sequentialmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026October OCs Muriel, member of the Creep Crew created with Dylan Todd and Pete Toms (2014) The Creep Crew appeared in three issues of BOO! Anthology, curated by the great Jon Morris. 0205
Reposted by Young Pete TomsBhanu pratap @bhanupratap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hi y'all, Recently we found out that my brother has a heart condition and will require extensive care. To cover some of the costs I'm running fundraiser by taking up commissions. Most tiers are affordable so people get some good art while helping us out. Plus a $1000 for those who can spare more.💜💜 08878
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The new Star Wars racing game has finally given me a glimpse of what my life would really be like if I lived in the Star Wars universe (constantly crashing my car that I can’t figure out how to drive while a lizard makes fun of me). 0111
Reposted by Young Pete Tomsproblem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Let’s massacre one of the oldest living things on earth because the fishing industry has murdered so many fish it sees sharks as it’s competition for the few that are left 25426
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Polonius: What do you read, my lord? Hamlet: Words, words, words. Polonius: What is the matter, my lord? Hamlet: Between who? Polonius: I mean the matter that you read, my lord. Hamlet: It’s actually an audiobook read in my dead father’s voice. Polonius: I bet it hits different, my lord. 0313
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: Which one? My wife: The one I gave birth to. Me (googling “Printing press and wife differences?”): I thought you gave birth to a baby. Parenting hits different when you work in ai. 2347
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A father and his son are in a car crash. The father dies and when the son is rushed to the hospital, the doctor says, “I can’t read a book to this baby but I can train an ai voice model to play an audiobook in my voice.” How is this possible? (Doctor is the ai model of his dad?) 1304
Reposted by Young Pete TomsDavid King @david-king.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Still hunting! If you or someone you know is hiring cartoonists for a cartoon show I can do that 053
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah they were like "The dude that used to live in your apartment was a moron, but we hope you'll get this, new guy" 020
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They did but they only had one knee sock they all had to squeeze into 100
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A family that has lived in my building for around 9 years and that I’ve had at least 1,000 small talk conversations with and whose children I’ve watched grow up just introduced themselves to me as if we were meeting for the first time. 180
Reposted by Young Pete Toms聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The cool thing about post financialization is that the "making it work" will take place on ledger books outside of your limited, earthly, understanding of things like "production". In the glorious heaven of assets it will make money and not movies, 38413
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Or put out a press release about how it's over for mathematicians because you accidentally paid 100 million dollars for a calculator 0100
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think at the bare minimum artists could self-run a studio where they just keep firing each other. 3130
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Idk anything about any business but now that the entertainment industry is just conglomerates w no interest in making entertainment who instead make all their money off firing workers and pretending to replace them with chatbots, it feels like it’d be a good idea to start some worker-owned studios 1190
Reposted by Young Pete TomsSloane @sloanesloane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you’ve been wondering what I’ve been up to the last 1.5 years well, yknow, just organizing with my coworkers to unionize the most celebrated & beloved TTRPG and TCGs of all time 🥰✊ this took buckets of blood, sweat & tears but we DID IT!!! If you want to support us, sign that petition and BOOST! 28818240
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not sure “Lay down on the floor” meets the threshold for advice 150
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They should invent a day that’s not 100 degrees. 1140
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m no expert on this, but it seems like the feeling where you think you have a bug on you and the feeling where you do have a bug on you shouldn’t be so similar. 1101
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just tried to watch the Smile prequel, Smile Origins: Smize but it was too scary 161
Reposted by Young Pete TomsGarrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i’m about to do an artists residency on a very limited budget and i just found out it’s gonna cost $200 to check my bags 😬 if you’re feeling generous anything helps. vemmo - doctopmaru papal - doctopmaru@gmail cshapp - doctopmaru thank you. 01519
Reposted by Young Pete TomsMatt Dxgges @sequentialmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026October OCs The Nostferateens, Creep Crew antagonists created with Dylan Todd and Pete Toms (2015) For a while, these were prime candidates for spinning off into their own series. In my head, it would have a Twilight meets Always Sunny vibe. Someday. 1176
Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Traveling to visit my entire family for the first time in 8 years in order to re-up my mental illnesses. 2230
Reposted by Young Pete TomsYoung Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Look, I think people are entitled to like Newsom. Do I think a wild animal with no concept of human behavior would look into his dead eyes and immediately recognize him as a vacant sociopath? Yeah, but men are not animals. 0163