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Young Pete Toms

@petetoms.bsky.social
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A beloved cartoonist and writer who everyone likes and no one has ever been mad at (I’m typing this hooked up to a lie detector and the polygraph guy is saying this is the most truthful BlueSky bio he’s ever seen). petetoms.itch.io

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3h
Feel like this would be a good premise for a sequel to Force Majeure
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3h
I was jogging around suburban New Jersey a couple weeks ago and at a corner a crossing guard said, “You ready to do something dangerous?” And I immediately and instinctively said, “Nope.” And then she just crossed me against the light.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 7h
I think if we give him the rest of our tax money, he could come up with an even more revolutionary idea. Like maybe a teen that turns into a car when he gets hot
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 7h
Elon Musk built a (cartoon prototype of a) car that says slurs and even if you don’t agree with his politics (or the politics of the car), you have to admit that’s cool.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I keep buying them, but idk how many more posts I can put in my apartment
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A.Degen Art @adegenart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ancestry dot com
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
P accurate depiction of what it's like to jog around in my neighborhood every morning.
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Joe Saunders @joesaunders.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m teaching a TV writing class at Script Anatomy that starts Sunday Nov 1st! 5 sessions. Tell your friends but only if you want them to really like you. Class and sign up info here: scriptanatomy.com/product/2026...
A graphic with the details for my script anatomy class and a black and white photo of me looking really good. Class is sundays 10am to 1pm PT. Nov 1 to Dec 6. Class is called Televisionary. Go from concept to outline. Comedy and drama. All levels welcome.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Trenton makes, she takes my brown mouse it's just goddamn
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Maybe the perfect coaster death would be to get your brain jostled and then go on a second coaster that ejects you seconds before you fall into a coma. If only theme park tycoons thought these things through
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What I propose is a simple prop that reaches across the aisle and bans public places from showing television to Pete Toms
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just saw one for the voter id law that had a bunch of people claiming to be Trump-hating democrats who just want to make sure our elections are fair and can’t be called into question.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In California, we’ll have a crazy rw prop on the ballot that’s like “Every dolphin must be shot in the head,” but all the ads have to pretend that it’s a progressive idea to trick people into voting for it so it’ll be like “I’m a democrat and a good friend to dolphins. They pray for death daily”
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This happened to me too and it even happens when I'm replaying actual arguments I've had and in my head I somehow lose worse
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trying to meet your friend in the hellmaxxing district and accidentally going to Hell's Kitchen instead of the former meatpacking district
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
people love cartoons. they are wildly popular. it's crazy to me that a tiny miniscule group of parasites called "shareholders" attached themselves to the animation industry & dismantled it for such short term gain. that's everything nowadays. ig the ability to do things has to be freed from money?
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They call it the selfie zone now
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 12/10/2026
This Columbo Day, revisit the Prisoner's Dilemma episode that @matthewguz.bsky.social and @nictringali.bsky.social did on two Falk/McGoohan collabs, and then a third one my mother insisted we watch to "get it out of our system." sites.libsyn.com/547902/bonus...
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The Prisoner's Dilemma: BONUS - Columbo w/Nic Tringali
We take a break from McGoohan's most iconic work to examine the television that he'd be most known for in his later career: playing murderous villains in the murder mystery series COLUMBO, opposite Pe...
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The part in the B-52’s song, Devil in My Car, when he says “Oh, ah” because he doesn’t want the devil in his car.
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Matt Dxgges @sequentialmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
October OCs Muriel, member of the Creep Crew created with Dylan Todd and Pete Toms (2014) The Creep Crew appeared in three issues of BOO! Anthology, curated by the great Jon Morris.
Drawing of Muriel
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Bhanu pratap @bhanupratap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hi y'all, Recently we found out that my brother has a heart condition and will require extensive care. To cover some of the costs I'm running fundraiser by taking up commissions. Most tiers are affordable so people get some good art while helping us out. Plus a $1000 for those who can spare more.💜💜
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The new Star Wars racing game has finally given me a glimpse of what my life would really be like if I lived in the Star Wars universe (constantly crashing my car that I can’t figure out how to drive while a lizard makes fun of me).
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s massacre one of the oldest living things on earth because the fishing industry has murdered so many fish it sees sharks as it’s competition for the few that are left
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Polonius: What do you read, my lord? Hamlet: Words, words, words. Polonius: What is the matter, my lord? Hamlet: Between who? Polonius: I mean the matter that you read, my lord. Hamlet: It’s actually an audiobook read in my dead father’s voice. Polonius: I bet it hits different, my lord.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: Which one? My wife: The one I gave birth to. Me (googling “Printing press and wife differences?”): I thought you gave birth to a baby. Parenting hits different when you work in ai.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A father and his son are in a car crash. The father dies and when the son is rushed to the hospital, the doctor says, “I can’t read a book to this baby but I can train an ai voice model to play an audiobook in my voice.” How is this possible? (Doctor is the ai model of his dad?)
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bet liquid ant bait tastes really good.
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David King @david-king.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still hunting! If you or someone you know is hiring cartoonists for a cartoon show I can do that
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah they were like "The dude that used to live in your apartment was a moron, but we hope you'll get this, new guy"
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They did but they only had one knee sock they all had to squeeze into
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A family that has lived in my building for around 9 years and that I’ve had at least 1,000 small talk conversations with and whose children I’ve watched grow up just introduced themselves to me as if we were meeting for the first time.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The cool thing about post financialization is that the "making it work" will take place on ledger books outside of your limited, earthly, understanding of things like "production". In the glorious heaven of assets it will make money and not movies,
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha that's exactly what I was thinking
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or put out a press release about how it's over for mathematicians because you accidentally paid 100 million dollars for a calculator
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think at the bare minimum artists could self-run a studio where they just keep firing each other.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idk anything about any business but now that the entertainment industry is just conglomerates w no interest in making entertainment who instead make all their money off firing workers and pretending to replace them with chatbots, it feels like it’d be a good idea to start some worker-owned studios
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Sloane @sloanesloane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you’ve been wondering what I’ve been up to the last 1.5 years well, yknow, just organizing with my coworkers to unionize the most celebrated & beloved TTRPG and TCGs of all time 🥰✊ this took buckets of blood, sweat & tears but we DID IT!!! If you want to support us, sign that petition and BOOST!
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not sure “Lay down on the floor” meets the threshold for advice
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should invent a day that’s not 100 degrees.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m no expert on this, but it seems like the feeling where you think you have a bug on you and the feeling where you do have a bug on you shouldn’t be so similar.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just tried to watch the Smile prequel, Smile Origins: Smize but it was too scary
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Garrett Young ✸ doctop @doctop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’m about to do an artists residency on a very limited budget and i just found out it’s gonna cost $200 to check my bags 😬 if you’re feeling generous anything helps. vemmo - doctopmaru papal - doctopmaru@gmail cshapp - doctopmaru thank you.
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Matt Dxgges @sequentialmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October OCs The Nostferateens, Creep Crew antagonists created with Dylan Todd and Pete Toms (2015) For a while, these were prime candidates for spinning off into their own series. In my head, it would have a Twilight meets Always Sunny vibe. Someday.
Drawing of Blake, Aubrey, and Blank, the shitty teen vampires called The Nosferateens.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like it though
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s working
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Ames guide
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Traveling to visit my entire family for the first time in 8 years in order to re-up my mental illnesses.
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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Look, I think people are entitled to like Newsom. Do I think a wild animal with no concept of human behavior would look into his dead eyes and immediately recognize him as a vacant sociopath? Yeah, but men are not animals.
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