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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️

@peterschutes.bsky.social
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NSFW. 🔞 Imaginary author of legendary proportions. Real life occasional dick pic poster. Vintage men’s phallocentric gay smut. linktr.ee/peterschutes

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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A gentleman friend intends to publish a moving picture of our recent collaboration today, a leap into the theatrical. I am debating my own private archive of such interactions (on OF or JFF), perhaps causing a ripple in my social circle. Before I endeavor, tell me: would you pay to see it?
A still from one such interaction - an enormous penis penetrating my nether region.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kicking back today.
Me, reclining on the daybed in stretch shorts, my bulge sticking out.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you need your drain unclogged? #buttcrack
Me bending over with plumber’s butt.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, after Dolly and Frank n Furter, my Dad stepped into invisibility and I had to go on a trip. Sorry I haven’t been posting more. I’m here, I promise.
Me reclining on a sofa bed, my bulge featured prominently in the foreground. Caption “Naptime”
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do these Lululemon ABC anti-ball-crushing pants make my dick look gay?
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Question Authority. Wake up!
Still from the film “They Live”. An alien reads a magazine. On the magazine rack are plain generic black and white titles “Do Not Question Authority” “No Thought” “Stay Asleep” “Rewarding Indifference” “Conform” “Watch T.V.” “Marry and Reproduce” “Obey”
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A recurring theme with my selfies. I just can’t get my whole big fat dick in the picture. #fcf #bulge #bulto
A shot from the side of my WildmanT cotton underwear, but it’s cut off in the frame. Caption is too fat to fit in the frame.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw this guy on Sniffies and sent him a drawing. He blocked me.
Drawing of the torso and waist of a well-endowed man wearing a watch. His pants are at his hips.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy MonochromeMonday #MCM A tisket, a tasket, a big black and white basket.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hanging out on the front porch
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Son came over and painted dad’s face.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Modest Fat Cock Friday #fcf
The author (headless) in an A-shirt and stretchy boxer briefs underwear, a well-filled pouch figuring prominently.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who knew a simple puzzle could be a useful source of big synonyms for my writing?
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Eerily, I had not seen this before I wrote “Bunkhouse Buddies”, featuring Buck the soldier-cum-cowboy. But this is exactly how I wrote it. It’s in the paperback “Big Hole River.”
A cartoon cowboy sticks his cock into the ass of a submissive younger cowboy. A third man lubes up his giant hard cock, waiting for his turn. The panel reads “LOAD AFTER LOAD OF STEAMING HOT COWBOY JUICE IS PUMPED UP INTO BUCK’S VIOLATED BUTT.”
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Bar at The Tom of Finland Foundation. Smoking hot bartender not available at time of photo.
A decoupaged bar with relics from Tom of Finland in the glass case behind it. The head of Peter Schutes appears in a mirror reflection.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I pretty much missed #fatcockfriday #fcf but it’s still Friday here on the west coast.
My big fat dick covered by an Andrew Christian tag for their “BFD” (Big Fat Dick) underwear.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A little factoid I put together. #idiocracy #vivaitalia #lakeontario
A breaking news story reminding people that America was named for an Italian. Trump Names Great Lake After Italian - Has no Italian Heritage - IDIOCRAT Humiliated. Peter 
Schutes logo in orange made to look like acne on his cheek.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something unpolished for #FCF while I gather my thoughts.
My fat cock, fupa, and meat valance.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The account will be temporarily quiet while the author grieves and mourns the passing of the legend Dolly Parton.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Fuck love, give me diamonds.” —Iggy Azalea
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Brightie doesn’t back down, but he does back up on it. www.smashwords.com/books/view/8...
Looking at his thick penis, l doubted I could do it. But then I remembered last Thanksgiving.
On a dare, I put a whole Turkey drumstick in my mouth and Mom took a picture. I figured I should at least give it a try.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Doldrums. Summer is almost over. #fcf #bulge
A dull photograph of me in boxer briefs with a low hanging bulge. Caption is just hashtag FCF. Yawn.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I made up a new word. Homophonia. It’s the tendency for Siri to transcribe an inappropriate word that sort of sounds like what you said.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s Olde English 800.
A drawing of a guy holding a jumbo-sized cock in a flat hand extended from his waist. Caption Hold my beercan.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Big Hole River. Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667066
"Sir, let's make a wager.
If I can take your whole dick in my mouth, then you'll let me fuck you." The sheriff laughed. "And if you can't?"
"You can fuck me twice.”
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
First heard this song on Dr. Demento in 1980. Yeah, I’m an old nerd.
Dude with a big belly in a pair of leather pants sporting a grapefruit-sized bulge, much like my own. Caption is some of the lyrics to “Warm Leatherette”
A tear of petrol is in your eye. The hand brake penetrates your thigh. Quick let’s make love before you die. On warm leatherette. On warm leatherette.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Smashwords decried the “naughty bits” on this illustration so I had to draw a pair of black shorts on this self-portrait. It was for the cover of “Daddy’s Boy’s Birthing a Baby.” #mcm #mpreg
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Where it all began. The diary of a young bodybuilder. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
COACH'S HOLE WAS A BIG 'O'. COME FELL ON THE TILES. I NOTICED THE FLOOR FOR THE FIRST TIME. THERE WAS COME EVERYWHERE.
A MAN COULD SLIP AND BREAK HIS NECK IF HE WASN'T CAREFUL.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The author’s pen name is more interesting than the title or the cover art.
Pulp paperback Cockpit Cruiser by Rod Rammer. Illustration sketch of two men in a PG-13 embrace.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hot enough for you? Geez August is brutal. #fcf #bulge #bulto
My massive bulge completely exposed because I’m wearing 3” gym shorts that won’t hold it. Caption fat enough?
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When I telephoned the video store and asked to have this sent in a brown paper package, I expected to see Ozzy getting it on with Glenn Danzig. No such luck.
5 hour VHS called Heavy Metal Hunks. The stars are a bunch of boring early 90s guys with absolutely no resemblance to anything Heavy Metal. Tag line is Big dicks are better when they’re hard…hard as steel.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is that a billy club, or are you just happy to see me? www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...
The musclebound man's penis was like a leaky faucet. Clear sticky liquid ran from it in droplets. Every so often, it gushed a big stream.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tom’s work got pirated a lot. I doubt this French video dealer licensed that image.
A page from a French magazine, an advertisement for a couple of VHS porns from Sex Video, les meilleures videos gay. One is Inceste Entre Frères (Incest Between Brothers) and the other is Pasion de Mâles (Male Passion). There is a tom of Finland drawing of a black man reaching around and stroking his white lover.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#jockstrap #mcm Daddy doesn’t quite fit in the pouch, but you’ll fit nicely in him.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I hope this elephantine foreskin turns that frown upside down. #mcm
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A little good news: CultureEdit, the Tom of Finland Online Store, is carrying Peter’s Books now, including some with stories by @mrsteed.bsky.social cultureedit.com/collections/...
cultureedit.com
LATEST BOOK AND ZINES
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Like The Greeks Do Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667042
That was the magic spot.
Hercules gushed clear precum as he moaned to the gods in thanks for making such intense pleasure possible on Earth.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I used this drawing for a coffee mug on Zazzle. I thought it would be banned. Nope. Too bad it costs like 30 dollars.
A drawing of Muscle Eddie’s third leg. Caption: so massive, it almost didn’t fit in the frame.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I seem to get a lot of likes when I wear a #jockstrap even though my #bulge is smaller when I wear it on #fcf.
Me, my big fat belly, and my more modest bulge crammed into an extra-large Oxballs jockstrap. Caption fat in a jock
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The warning said I need to contact Oxballs immediately, so I did. Still waiting to hear back. I thought it was an emergency?
My dick not even coming close to fitting through a cardboard Oxballs novelty glory hole. The small print reads “If your dick is too big for the glory hole, contact Oxballs immediately.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kinks in “Miles High”: Cock Size Difference, Porn Star Sex, Sex in an Airplane Bathroom, Urinal Dick Comparison, and a hot French Canadian stud. www.smashwords.com/books/view/7...
"Yes, you are doing it. You feel so good on my cock. You are a beautiful man."
Jeffrey winced and groaned.
"You're going to split me in two."
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Uncle Don, can we watch this? I found it under your bed.
A VHS called Like Moths to a Flame. Marathon Films Dungeons of Europe part II. Tag line is Naked They Walk Without any Shame Drawn Toward Their Masters. There are a few very tame black and white photographs suggesting but not really showing torture.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dick size on the cruising apps requires a calculation. I multiply length by .75 to get the true number. If they list 9” or more, I assume they’re an escort. If someone advertises 6.5” and when they show up they’re actually 6.5”, holy fuck.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is the tattoo the artist’s signature?
A torn page from February 2008 Men Magazine, an unsigned drawing of a muscular, hairy hunk with a throbbing erect cock jutting out from a thicket of pubic hair between his thighs. There is a Japanese character tattooed on his waist. That might be the artist’s signature.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I paid $55.00 for 9 gallons of gas. WTF. #mcm
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mowing and Blowing Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667462
They tucked bills into the pockets of my gardener's overalls. One of them sniffed my belly and swooned.
"God damn, you smell good!"
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That coin slot reminds me of Mrs. Pac-Man.
Drawing of a nude, athletic youth in a jockstrap kneeling, in the grass. His puckered asshole looks a bit loose. Caption two mountains of flesh framed by a black jockstrap.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Don’t you wish those were your hands instead of mine? #fcf #bulge #bulto #belly #bear
Me holding my fat belly in bulging briefs. Caption Fat for your eyes only
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Peter got busy in Athens. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
I caressed his perfectly smooth bottom, allowing a finger to stray into the crack, where a few hairs tickled back.
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Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin of Holland had a different vibe from Tom of Finland.
A drawing by Martin of holland of a punk in a leather jacket wearing a wool cap. In the background is a concert poster that says Scatty in concert. Featuring Gerald Gob, Bruce Puke, Fartin’. Fred and some other partial names hidden behind the figure. There is a sidewalk pole that closely resembles a 3-foot dildo.
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