Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A gentleman friend intends to publish a moving picture of our recent collaboration today, a leap into the theatrical. I am debating my own private archive of such interactions (on OF or JFF), perhaps causing a ripple in my social circle. Before I endeavor, tell me: would you pay to see it? 060
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you need your drain unclogged? #buttcrack 091
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, after Dolly and Frank n Furter, my Dad stepped into invisibility and I had to go on a trip. Sorry I haven’t been posting more. I’m here, I promise. 190
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Do these Lululemon ABC anti-ball-crushing pants make my dick look gay? 031
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A recurring theme with my selfies. I just can’t get my whole big fat dick in the picture. #fcf #bulge #bulto 1160
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saw this guy on Sniffies and sent him a drawing. He blocked me. 0150
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Happy MonochromeMonday #MCM A tisket, a tasket, a big black and white basket. 0120
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Son came over and painted dad’s face. 0110
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Who knew a simple puzzle could be a useful source of big synonyms for my writing? 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Eerily, I had not seen this before I wrote “Bunkhouse Buddies”, featuring Buck the soldier-cum-cowboy. But this is exactly how I wrote it. It’s in the paperback “Big Hole River.” 160
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Bar at The Tom of Finland Foundation. Smoking hot bartender not available at time of photo. 140
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I pretty much missed #fatcockfriday #fcf but it’s still Friday here on the west coast. 0130
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A little factoid I put together. #idiocracy #vivaitalia #lakeontario 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Something unpolished for #FCF while I gather my thoughts. 0220
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The account will be temporarily quiet while the author grieves and mourns the passing of the legend Dolly Parton. 1110
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Fuck love, give me diamonds.” —Iggy Azalea 050
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Brightie doesn’t back down, but he does back up on it. www.smashwords.com/books/view/8... 010
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Doldrums. Summer is almost over. #fcf #bulge 0180
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I made up a new word. Homophonia. It’s the tendency for Siri to transcribe an inappropriate word that sort of sounds like what you said. 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Big Hole River. Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667066 030
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026First heard this song on Dr. Demento in 1980. Yeah, I’m an old nerd. 071
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Smashwords decried the “naughty bits” on this illustration so I had to draw a pair of black shorts on this self-portrait. It was for the cover of “Daddy’s Boy’s Birthing a Baby.” #mcm #mpreg 061
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Where it all began. The diary of a young bodybuilder. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The author’s pen name is more interesting than the title or the cover art. 090
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hot enough for you? Geez August is brutal. #fcf #bulge #bulto 0170
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When I telephoned the video store and asked to have this sent in a brown paper package, I expected to see Ozzy getting it on with Glenn Danzig. No such luck. 090
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Is that a billy club, or are you just happy to see me? www.smashwords.com/books/view/7... 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Tom’s work got pirated a lot. I doubt this French video dealer licensed that image. 090
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026#jockstrap #mcm Daddy doesn’t quite fit in the pouch, but you’ll fit nicely in him. 070
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I hope this elephantine foreskin turns that frown upside down. #mcm 0100
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026A little good news: CultureEdit, the Tom of Finland Online Store, is carrying Peter’s Books now, including some with stories by @mrsteed.bsky.social cultureedit.com/collections/...cultureedit.comLATEST BOOK AND ZINES 160
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Like The Greeks Do Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667042 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I used this drawing for a coffee mug on Zazzle. I thought it would be banned. Nope. Too bad it costs like 30 dollars. 070
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I seem to get a lot of likes when I wear a #jockstrap even though my #bulge is smaller when I wear it on #fcf. 0160
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The warning said I need to contact Oxballs immediately, so I did. Still waiting to hear back. I thought it was an emergency? 1130
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Kinks in “Miles High”: Cock Size Difference, Porn Star Sex, Sex in an Airplane Bathroom, Urinal Dick Comparison, and a hot French Canadian stud. www.smashwords.com/books/view/7... 050
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Uncle Don, can we watch this? I found it under your bed. 060
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Dick size on the cruising apps requires a calculation. I multiply length by .75 to get the true number. If they list 9” or more, I assume they’re an escort. If someone advertises 6.5” and when they show up they’re actually 6.5”, holy fuck. 030
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I paid $55.00 for 9 gallons of gas. WTF. #mcm 0140
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mowing and Blowing Get the paperback from @spacecowboybooks.bsky.social ‘s store on Bookshop dot org. Bookshop.org/a/197/9781963667462 060
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026That coin slot reminds me of Mrs. Pac-Man. 061
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Don’t you wish those were your hands instead of mine? #fcf #bulge #bulto #belly #bear 080
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Peter got busy in Athens. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... 040
Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️ @peterschutes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Martin of Holland had a different vibe from Tom of Finland. 040