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Peter Smith

@petermsmiths.bsky.social
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I’m just this guy, you know? I ain’t no follow back boy. He/him

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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the game with my boys.
The Fat Fucker is in the frame, along with a pair of pillow pet bears. One sporting Illini colors, one sporting Bears colors.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For when you want to change things up.
A white man holding a fruit salad in a cup in one hand and a fork with some fruit on it in the other hand. He has a vaguely disgusted look on his face. The caption is “Really? Right in front of my fuckin’ fruit salad?”
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok, but seriously. Here is a shot I took in high school. Long exposure, B&W film. Either Kodak or Fuji, I was shooting with both in those days. Needed to get home to dig this guy out.
A picture of a picture taken in a darkroom. It was a long exposure shot, the darkroom was in a working condition when the picture was taken.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope this helps you feel better. It was taken this afternoon from our darkroom.
A picture taken with the lens completely covered, to simulate taking a picture in a darkroom.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I checked in with my lawyer, he hasn’t given me a response yet.
A Chicago Bears Pillow Pet with his handler in the background.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got two layers on the mini this afternoon. One of three I worked on today, the first minis I ever painted.
A BattleMech painted in a green base color.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I primed my minis last night and again just now. Here are a sample set of pics. #battletech #minis
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Can somebody let @dkbell0.bsky.social know the Conclave has gathered? They are trying to determine who is the spy in their midst.
A group of bears, mostly Panda but one Illini, in a deep discussion.

Behind them, hiding rather poorly (but don’t tell him that) is a Totoro.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Starting a new part of an old hobby. May God have mercy on my soul.
Sixteen unpainted BattleMechs and four tanks drying on a sheet of newspaper so old Mitch Trubisky is wearing a Bears uniform.

The plastic will get primed after they dry.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What do you do with the last bit of pulled pork you have left over in the fridge? You grab a carton of tonkotsu broth and make ramen for lunch for the family.
A bowl of homemade ramen.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just wrapped up the cooking part of this.
A bowl of homemade ramen.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw this t-shirt earlier this month. Feels like I should share.
A man wearing a t-shirt with “FOIA & Find Out” written on it.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes! Here’s a demo agent to entice you.
A Catalyst Demo Agent furry at GenCon.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Please do not speak of this monstrosity.
A BattleTech UrbanMech LAM Salvage Box, with one above and below.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I want to get @dkbell0.bsky.social into BattleTech. Maybe one of our novels will be what it takes? Or will it be the furries…err…Clanners?
A copy of “BattleTech Romance: Hungry Like the Wolf” by Christina F. York.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is what you’re competing against.
A poster commentplaining about engagement baiting above a fucking adorable puppy.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
That would explain why they looked like this.
SpaceX rockets on the recovery ship at Port Canaveral.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Be careful, otherwise you’ll end up with this famous player.
A Chicago Blackhawks fan wearing a red custom sweater. The player number is 56, the name is Mybalzich.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“How do you cook your steak?” “So rare a good vet can bring it back to life.”
The ribeye, sliced open to show it’s cooked very rare.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads and dad figures out there!
A ribeye steak and a loaded twice baked potato.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
All ribs are technically party ribs, but these truly are party ribs.
An aluminum tray full of ribs, sliced to individual bones, smoked.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So two years ago I needed a seatbelt extender on a flight. Today this was the amount of slack I had on my seatbelt. Progress is progress, and progress is visible.
An aircraft seatbelt, held by the slack end.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Old fashioned livery.
A modern jet aircraft with a historical Continental Airlines livery. Spotted at O’Hare Airport.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Dinner is sliced.
The point of a brisket, sliced and sitting on the cutting board, with the knife used between.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
24h brisket.
An entire packer brisket, after it was smoked for almost 24 hours.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It…ahh…it got funnier and worse at the same time.
An AI copy of CGI Fiona from Shrek, doing a yoga pose. Her leg bones and tendons are illustrated as if we are looking through an x-ray machine, and her pelvic/pubic bone area has a weird AI emoji face for her, uh, 🐱 (sorry) 

Along with a post saying “It’s the Chicago Way.” underneath it.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This deserves The Squirrels in response.
A pair of homemade squirrel head butt plugs. Only used three times. Very clean, almost no smell. $40.00 or better offer.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
…and done! Two birds, pulled by hand. BBQ sauce added by personal preference.
Two chicken’s worth of meat, pulled and shredded, in a large glass bowl.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is where we were, and where we’re at.
Two chickens in a container.Four chicken halves in an aluminum pan.Four chicken halves, seasoned, with a pound of butter cubed.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Next time I make one bird at a time.
Two chickens starting an overnight brine.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Who wants pulled BBQ chicken? Let’s start!
A stock pot full of water, with a brine mixture starting to dissolve.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Is it…this one?
Squirrel head butt plugs.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
No, that’s just how things look. From a certain point of view.
Two good feet, in sandals and Puma ankle socks.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It’s not what you cook for Mother’s Day, it’s *how* you cook.
The Fat Fucker is wearing a heavy duty apron and a pair of black workout pants while cooking Mother’s Day dinner.

His wife and mother-in-law are getting a show.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hanging out with my new buddy after my daughter found him in our refrigerator.
A bee on the sleeve of my hoodie.A bee on the sleeve of my hoodie.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Dinner for the family/dinner for me.
A bowl of tonkotsu ramen with nori, bamboo, and smoked pork tenderloin.The heel of a prime rib all by its lonesome self.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The corner…
A Black Angus Prime Rib roast, chilling under a foil tent.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Shrinkflation hit Catalyst’s @leviathansgame.bsky.social game! Just kidding. The game was completely repackaged from its original release, a much needed change for the core boxed set. The original box was too big for most shelves, something FLGS complained about.
A Leviathans (2025) Starter Box, leaning up against a much larger Leviathans (early 2010s) Starter Box. The original box is more than four times the volume than the current box.A pair of Leviathans British Fleet Boxes, the original size behind the current, smaller box.A pair of Leviathans French Fleet Boxes, the original size behind the current, smaller box.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
And now, the omega. And the big surprise? The panda was filled with a strawberry sauce. When the sword came out (I foolishly stopped recording too early) there was red on it. Great, great reaction from everybody present.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Here’s Vicki’s cake for tomorrow. My wife’s baking skills are on par with my cooking skills. She’s definitely the chemist to my alchemist.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Let me introduce you all to my new desk plant.
A Super Mario Piranha Plant LEGO kit, assembled, sitting on a desk. There is a Bugs Bunny White Sox cap hanging off of the monitor stand.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Cooked dinner tonight. More pineapple dishes to go along with watching Psych. Sweet and sour shrimp!
A wok of sweet and sour shrimp with bell peppers and pineapple chunks.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
PNW, and this shot is something you’ll never get out of the UK:
Mount Rainier popping out of the clouds.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Brought somebody I picked up in the bar back to my hotel room tonight. I am a dirty, dirty boy.
A LEGO Super Mario Piranha Plant kit sitting on a faux granite table.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bar in Wisconsin. Sorry for the goofy angle, but I wanted to get the wall art.
The author needing a shave but happily showing off the painted flowers on the painted bricks.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
A bowl of ramen, divided in a vaguely yin-yang manner, with two different broths and toppings.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Right.
LEGO Gingerbread AT-AT.LEGO Gingerbread AT-AT standing on top of a LEGO UCS AT-AT.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Done!
Gingerbread Darth Vader riding his gingerbread AT-AT.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yeah…
A poster needing an owl, with the post above it being a picture of a wet owl in a towel.
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Peter Smith @petermsmiths.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A cake with “Find the toenail” written on the top.
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