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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 3h

You can look at any random Billboard Modern Rock chart from 2001 and get an idea of the pure garbage that passed for alt-rock at the time.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 9h

Abolish the monarchy after me.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 20h

Can’t spell “Braeden” without “Brad.” He can’t resist leaving clues!

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 23h

I once got a vaccine in each arm right before decorating the Christmas tree, a task that ordinarily requires raising one’s arms above shoulder height and in this case also required repeatedly yelling “Ow! Ow! Ow!” and cursing my bad planning.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes, and when you crack that pit open, it should be full of walnut meat.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s usually the admiralty (aka the “badmirals”) who demonstrate why they were kicked upstairs in the first place.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is Jellico slander. He was a jerk, but a competent one.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Heaven Is Real: Here’s How This Affects the Texas Senate Race

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When you think about it, both the rapist and the raped are victims of child sex abuse: one by being disgraced, the other by being raped. And meanwhile, child sex abuse goes unpunished.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes I see people post “/s” as a sarcasm markup tag and I think it’s unfunny loser shit for dummies, and then I see the reaction to posts like this treating the writer like he’s the loser dummy and realize how badly we may actually need this kind of thing to combat humor illiteracy.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s municipal election time, and that’s right, that means it’s also time to snitch to the city about bylaw-infringing signs that impede my ability to see oncoming traffic while turning.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I thought these guys were called the commanders now.

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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maybe more than a whiff of treason. Alberta separatists are flat-out traitors to the nation. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A whiff of treason in the air

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No one discussed it with Rebecca Shaw.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not “finally.” They infamously once spent a segment on their morning show denouncing Mr. Rogers, as well.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hereby acknowledge your birthday.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

These guys have to be one of the top groups with a two-word name starting with B and a nucleus of three brothers who were writing songs about surfers in 1963.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There are a lot of reasons we do as much of our shopping as possible at Costco, and the fact that they actually employ cashiers is among them.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I broke down and bought a black light flashlight to figure out what my two boys are doing to our bathroom, and the splatter pattern looks like Dexter’s kill room with urine.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is where I was at after Benoit and Guerrero. I just could no longer watch the product of an industry fueled by regular human sacrifices, so I walked away and never looked back.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“You’re cut. You’re bleeding, man.”

Hulk Hogan on Piper’s Pit after Andre the Giant turned on him, ripped off his shirt and necklace, and made him bleed. Ripping off the necklace along with the shirt may not have been intentional, but the fact that it was a Christian cross really added to the whole “Judas betraying Jesus” effect that they were going for, so who knows.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Okay, I need to know the Star Trek analogy that worked. Was it Cardassians and Bajorans?

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And another character in the same show went to Elon Musk Junior High, so you can’t even pin it on this character’s opinions. And if Paramount brings Elon Musk into ownership, you can look forward to a lot more of this in whatever Star Trek becomes now.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Someone finally looked in the premier’s office.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Based on today’s Bluesky discourse, he probably came to a job interview drinking a bubble tea and is being justly ridiculed for the rest of his life.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was listening some off-brand surf and hot rod songs yesterday, and from the very first lines of this one, I thought Kyle Gordon had somehow written it. youtu.be/NefiOy5XiXk?...

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Hot Rod High (Single Version)

YouTube video by The Surfaris - Topic

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He had a great one, but she dumped him.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The music industry needs something like the TV show Hoarders where organizers and therapists help guys like Rivers Cuomo, Billy Corgan, and Robert Pollard to throw away all their garbage and only keep what’s valuable and meaningful.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I should stress that it’s just incoherent to compare a country album to a hip-hop album to a K-pop album and claim one is better than another in minute shades of gradation. Just give me a list of 10 in each genre that are worth checking out.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is how I feel about annual lists of the best albums. Genre-spanning diversity is an admirable goal, but the end result is functionally useless to me as it contains more of what I don’t want than what I do. Carve it up by genre and now we’re talking.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Technically, it’s supposed to be cream soda. But now I’m thinking of using Clamato.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have a shaker full of Kraft Dinner cheese powder, so I might throw in a cup of sugar and make some Kool-Aid.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Forget the stickers. Put grip tape on that suitcase and slalom through airport terminals in no time.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone should hit this jerk in the head with a hammer.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Conversely, I’m a playlist maker, so that’s its charm to me: How do I make the best version of this album?

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There’s a great double disc set in Rattle & Hum if they’d only divided it into a studio disc and a live disc, but they managed to pick the worst presentation of the material.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is Trump supposed to be talking about anything in particular at the UN, or do they just give him an open mic to free associate about whatever’s on his mind?

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looks like my phone is autocorrecting “Sheeran” to “Sheehan” on account of all my posting about Mr. Big and the Eat ‘Em and Smile Band.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jethro Sheehan is pretty clearly a dual role with Ed himself playing his country cousin with the help of a straw hat, corncob pipe and exaggerated hayseed drawl.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“The Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin never got to hear Justin Timberlake’s FutureSex/LoveSounds, which is now two decades in our past.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve said for years that Rob was bad, but Doug is evil. The big difference is that Rob *wanted* to be good. Where they were the same is that both wanted to help their friends. It’s just that Doug only wants to be friends with the rich and powerful and Rob wanted to be friends with everyone.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It suddenly seems like a great time to put export tariffs on potash.

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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve learned recently that the member of the Beach Boys I’ve known all my life as Al Jardine has apparently always preferred to be called Alan, and I have to think he’s become louder about this recently.

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my uncle was a guerrilla fighter in ethiopia in the 80s and they used toyota trucks and suvs exclusively. when he moved to the states the first truck he bought was a tacoma. “it will go anywhere”

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