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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer)

@peterjwagner3.bsky.social
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Computational Paleobiologist, Lord of Chaos & Entropy, Cubs Fan, Estranged Lover of 🐌 & self-proclaimed Bilbo Baggins of Paleontology. Opinions & sarcasm mine & mine alone, but model-based. I block apologists for the South, MAGA, etc. He/Him.

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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 15h
The only way that either the Pads or Yanks (two of my three most hated teams!) would have lost tonight is if they had played each other. And if they had done that, then they might still be playing each other to decide which team that would be!
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 17h
heh, another post-season game decided by situational hitting and fielding, I see...
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is kind of crazy that the American League has only five teams that won more than half of their games.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the backlash to Hillarycare still led to massive GOP gains in Congress 6 weeks later and really marked the shift to Republicans (but not Democrats) being able to be elected not just without saying that they would strive for bipartisanship, but that they would *never* work with the other party.
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Elrond: I Was There, Gandalf
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, what is happening to the Phillies? Cubs fans need to quit bitching!
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Orange is the New Trash.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I find that the Red Sox announcers often have the best knowledge about the lore of other teams. They have a doubleheader against the Cubs today. So, how do they start the broadcast? "In the words of the immortal Ernie Banks: let's play two!" Of course, they had to add: "if we can" and talk weather.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baseball went to having every game start at the same time on the last day of the season quite a few years ago now. However, when was the last time that there were actually meaningful games played on the last day of the season beyond the exact ranking of Wild Card teams?
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H. theonion.com/baseball-ana...
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
‘It Doesn’t Matter What It Measures, It Just Has To Be Called B.L.E.P.H.,’ Say Analysts
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But the fact that he is willing to pretend that he was an autoworker will be enough for a lot of Michigan voters, I am sure.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, the Sox have nothing for which to play, whereas the DBacks have at least one more game that means something thanks to the Phils’ loss. The Sox won’t give the games away, but they aren’t going to play the regulars fulltime, either. If the Pads lose to the Dodgers tonight, then the Cubs actually…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, all of the Nebraska GOP campaign ads focus entirely on tying the Independents to "crazy left wing Democrats" and the actual Democrats to trans-rights. Nebraska really should be spelled with 3 k's....
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would ask "Why Zeferjahn???" However, I'm not sure who else to use. Oh well, the Cubs only got 2 extra base hits, so it would be a lucky win. This will make it really lucky.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Cubs have been hitting a lot of "single or infield out" balls this series, but the Marlins have been making a *lot* of really nice plays to generate the latter outcome. I ought not complain, as the Cubs fielders are better at doing this than any other team by a long shot. Still, petards suck...
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
heh, not even Nico can get an RiSP single that fails to drive in a run when the runner is on third.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baseball announcers for multiple teams are emphasizing how important home-field advantage is going to be for the opening best-of-three round of the playoffs. Home teams are 7-9 in those series. They are 17-20 in the actual games. If there is a home field advantage, then it's a small one!
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PCA just hit the 40:40 club. However, I remember Mickey Mantle once commenting that if anybody had thought that stolen bases meant anything in his day, then he'd have created the 50:50 club.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is actually an awesome idea. Some of the great operas have tunes that are every bit as catchy as anything that hits the Top 40, as well as sweeping moments that hook you as much as as the best guitar or sax solos. “Commoners” used to love operas, too.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol, this could be stated in a more politic way, but it probably could not be stated in a more accurate way.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kettle, pot...
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Cubs have lost both of the last two games primarily because they gave up home runs and didn't hit any. That has to stop ASAP, because postseason ball is even more about out-homering the opponent than regular season ball is.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
C'mon Cubs, *slug*: you cannot reliably get runs just slapping the ball into play...
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Cubs' collective inability to drive the ball is getting frustrating.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Annnd the Cubs give up the lead on a swinging bunt, a bloop, and a grounder not hit well enough to be a double play ball. However, they now have Webb pitching, so the Marlins will have a legitimate lead very soon.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol: after several “choke” smashed outs the last two nights, we get a “clutch” bloop good for two runs.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ugh. You have to send the runner there.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someday, I want to actually get the data to test my idea that the Cubs give up way more HR than they hit when the wind is blowing in.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t Nazis ever bunt?
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How to say “I have no idea how health insurance works” without just saying so…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy The Birthday to all who celebrate…
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Party Dance
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
35 or so years ago, I got to see a Çhicago Bulls game in which Michael Jordan "quietly" scored 60 points. PCA is having that sort of game today: HR, double and single plus a stolen base, and it doesn't feel like he's having a particularly great day.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's cool that PCA stole the base, but... it was sufficiently close that the Reds almost challenged the call *and* he probably would have scored anyway given the rest of the inning. This is an unfortunate thing about baseball: stolen bases are one of the most exciting things to watch, and yet…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Listening to the Phils vs. Mets is a reminder of how archaic the idea that the player with the highest batting average is a "batting champion." They are mentioning that Luis Arraez is going for the "batting championship" because his 0.313 BA leads the NL. And yet he's not even one of the 30 best…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A six run lead should count as a save situation for Zeferjahn, Webb or Palencia...
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why, oh why, doesn't Rowan Lockwood do social media???
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Webb will choke up the lead within 3 batters...
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man looks like an extra on The Walking Dead…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is Zeferjahn pitching with less than a 10 run lead?
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring. (Bender would, however, corrupt the Ring…)
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Bender Dancing in Futurama
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still one of my favorites. It felt like a “back to the roots” album at the time after three straight “let’s sound completely different” albums, but there are some damned good compositions on this album. I think that it was the first CD that I bought after starting at the Field Museum days before!
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UNL starts football today. I had planned to get flags supporting the opposing team to post in my (otherwise unused) Bessey Hall office overlooking the parking lot next to the stadium. And then I forgot…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Quicksand. Kidnappers. Poisoned Halloween Candy 🎃 🫈 Richard Nixon
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know that the SF Giants are run by morons, but could they maybe try to not suck just now?
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cubs with "clutch" drawn walks and getting hit by pitches in the 8th to take the lead!!
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heh, the Cubs announcers are talking about the concerns people have for Paul Skenes fastball dropping into the mid 90s. When people my age were playing (also in the '90s), mid-90s (low 150s if you are in KPH) was a blazing, almost unhittable, fastball. Now? It's very hittable.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pat & Ron need to look up Milwaukee’s doubles and walks. Those numbers are impressive…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I *knew* that the AL was pretty bad this year, if only because I listen to Sox games whenever Boston isn’t playing at the same time as the Cubs. But I didn’t really appreciate just how bad it was until today. There are basically three good teams (Rays, Yanks & Sox) a bunch of mediocre teams (which…
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol, I spent more time "plugged in" after my kid was born. It was pretty much all that I could do to force myself to stay awake and also stop myself from getting so wrapped up in research that I'd lose track of time.
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Peter Wagner (a Real Dr., not a surgeon-barber/body-tech/golfer) @peterjwagner3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I maintain that I effectively called it: the Brewers effectively won the game on the 4th batter that Webb faced.
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