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Peter Green

@petergreen.bsky.social
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It's overdue, and probably doomed, and I'm too old, and I don't care anymore. (he/him)

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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Carnival of Monsters.
A whole lot of worm with a whole lot of teeth and a whole lot of NOPE.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Henry Cooke: "But the real question for Labour is whether all the graduates they want to entice with this policy will ever hear about it." www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
Hot-dog Guy: We're all trying to find the guy that did this.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw these out walking, ACT really like their contradictions.
ACT campaign billboard: "Have your cake. Eat it too."Same billboard: "Balance the books. No new taxes."This one says: "No take. Only throw."
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a lot of elephants in this room.
Anakin and Padme meme.
Chris Penk: I need to address the elephant in the room.
Padme: Your links to far-right sock-puppet networks?
Padme: Your links to far-right sock-puppet networks. right?
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
National in a nutshell.
National party advertising on an empty rundown store.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Let me try that again.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mon Mothma knocking back some Irn Bru.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"My armour is like tenfold allen keys, my teeth are allen keys, my claws allen keys, the shock of my tail is an allen key, my wings an allen key, and my breath ... allen keys!"
Conversation with Smaug
J.R.R. Tolkien
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andrea Vance today: "we've become so thoroughly convinced politics is broken and that nobody is really fixing anything, so we might as well enjoy the show while the whole thing burns down."
"We're all trying to find the guy that did this" meme.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That doesn't look very scary - more like a six foot turkey!
Very scary cassowary (photo by BS Thurner Hof)
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do any of you know any art history? How would you describe this style?
A "weird and eerie" painting of Portobello. Oil on canvas, Marcia Green, 2026.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"You wouldn't generate a car" in the style of old-fashioned anti-piracy ads.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I spent more time than I care to admit getting one to work in Shiny a few elections back, but in the end it's not as useful as a visualisation.
Graphical depiction of seats won in the 2020 landslide election. Coloured seats are arranged in an awkward horseshoe, shaped like the seating arrangement in the debating chamber.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Viral marketing for #ProjectHailMary on my walk this morning.
"Saved by Grace" chalk on pavement.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This-is-fine dog in burning room: "Any intervention would be targeted and temporary".
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Can recommend.
Little Peter eating a chocolate bar with a kororā on his lap.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Possibly based on this analysis:
Tweet from Sabah Ibrahim about a poorly designed graph of "average female height per country". Latvian women are 5'5", Indian are 5'0", but the scale design and abbreviated y axis, using women symbols, makes it so that it looks as if the Indian woman only comes up to the Latvian woman's knee. Other heights represented are Australia, Scotland, and Peru at 5'4", and South Africa at 5'2"
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
If not fren why fren shaped?
Adorbs round boi. Big eyes, cute little cat ears, has a cymbal for a shield.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
"Old Small Guys"
This is actually a Slann but let's pretend it's an Old One.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" hotdog guy meme.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I am the Lorax, I speak for the... plants with extensive root systems.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
AI can't do time zones right, just like real people.
"Andor" Season 2 will be released in New Zealand on April 23, 2025, at 1 PM NZST. This is 11 hours and 30 minutes ahead of the release time in the United States (9 PM ET on Tuesday, April 22). The show will be available on Disney Plus.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A film that takes place where you are from.
Tom Cruise in Last Samurai at Pukekura Park.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Concerta flavoured V just dropped.
A can of "V Riise" (yes it has two i's). Slow Release Energy, Sparkling Blackcurrant, Low GI, 330mL.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This was the closest I could find.
Polar bear bottle that is ridiculously cute but nowhere near as fancy.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Goose chasing person meme: celebrated by whom?
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For your convenience, a void to scream into.
Black rectangle.
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's not the numbers' fault Nicola, you're just bad at maths.
"National's Nicola Willis was critical of numbers."
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
I made a thing again: pitakakariki.shinyapps.io/NZElection20...
Graphic representing seats in the New Zealand Parliament.
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