🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 13hif you must imbibe take enough for a soft glow not the solar glare #haiku #haikufeels #glowstatic.klipy.comBrian Griffin Spinning on a Bar StoolAlt: brian griffin spinning on a bar stool 070
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 13hif you must imbibe take enough for a soft glow not the solar glare #haiku #haikufeels #glowstatic.klipy.comBrian Griffin Spinning on a Bar StoolAlt: brian griffin spinning on a bar stool 071
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Josie Maranda🇨🇦☮️🥸🦫🍁 @josiemaranda.bsky.social · 14hSo when you count sheep at night are they cartoon sheep or real sheep ? 141
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 14hAardman sheep!static.klipy.comShaun The Sheep: Lined Up JumpAlt: Shaun The Sheep: Lined Up Jump 110
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026banish the traitors with a generous supply of ivermectin #haiku #haikufeels #banishstatic.klipy.comDog's Adorable SmileAlt: smiling beagle 081
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026banish the traitors with a generous supply of ivermectin #haiku #haikufeels #banishstatic.klipy.comDog's Adorable SmileAlt: smiling beagle 0110
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in the next cage match an addled orange buffoon takes on continence #haiku #haikufeels #cagestatic.klipy.comAshita No Joe: Boxing Bell RingsAlt: boxing bell rings 060
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in the next cage match an addled orange buffoon takes on continence #haiku #haikufeels #cagestatic.klipy.comAshita No Joe: Boxing Bell RingsAlt: boxing bell rings 1100
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had to escape when the inlaws called chicken eggs cackle berries #haiku #haikufeels #cacklestatic.klipy.comTwo Chickens StaringAlt: two chickens say what 070
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had to escape when the inlaws called chicken eggs cackle berries #haiku #haikufeels #cacklestatic.klipy.comTwo Chickens StaringAlt: two chickens say what 0100
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026to ask is bad form if I brought forth that loud gasp or was it a cramp #haiku #haikufeels #gasp 020
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the only sound heard when the killer's name's revealed an audible gasp #haiku #haikufeels #gaspstatic.klipy.comMurder By Death: Surprised Face ZoomAlt: murder by death: surprised face zoom 0100
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the only sound heard when the killer's name's revealed an audible gasp #haiku #haikufeels #gaspstatic.klipy.comMurder By Death: Surprised Face ZoomAlt: murder by death: surprised face zoom 0140
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you understand? if so, reply "copy that" otherwise say what #haiku #haikufeels #copystatic.klipy.comSay What Dog ReactionAlt: say what dog reaction 030
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you understand? if so, reply "copy that" otherwise say what #haiku #haikufeels #copystatic.klipy.comSay What Dog ReactionAlt: say what dog reaction 0110
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm reminded of a very bad joke that I shan't repeat in this forum! 🤣 100
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/09/2026#haikufeels “It’s the cold water Why doesn’t yours shrink like this?” “It does, and that’s good” 111
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026IKR? I try to avoid the obvious #haiku tropes... someone else can 575 about shrinkage! 000
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026saying shrink without negative connotations is quite difficult #haiku #haikufeels #shrinkstatic.klipy.comLucy Van Pelt Screams at Charlie BrownAlt: Lucy Van Pelt yells at Charlie Brown 0110
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026saying shrink without negative connotations is quite difficult #haiku #haikufeels #shrinkstatic.klipy.comLucy Van Pelt Screams at Charlie BrownAlt: Lucy Van Pelt yells at Charlie Brown 222
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026scalding hot coffee is not my choice beverage add cream, cool it off #haiku #haikufeels #coolstatic.klipy.comSnoopy ChristmasAlt: Snoopy and coffee 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026scalding hot coffee is not my choice beverage add cream, cool it off #haiku #haikufeels #coolstatic.klipy.comSnoopy ChristmasAlt: Snoopy and coffee 090
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026after flood recedes the promise of a new day was an olive branch #haiku #haikufeels #promisestatic.klipy.comNoah's Ark and the RainbowAlt: noah's ark and a rainbow 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026after flood recedes the promise of a new day was an olive branch #haiku #haikufeels #promisestatic.klipy.comNoah's Ark and the RainbowAlt: noah's ark and a rainbow 1120
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There were a lot of actual LOL moments in the book. We are in line at the library to borrow the movie... The Martian (same author) is another excellent book/movie.static.klipy.comMatt Damon in The Martian says YesAlt: Matt Damon in The Martian says Yes 020
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026fist me ryland grace it's fist bump but yeah rocky project hail mary #haiku #haikufeels #bumpstatic.klipy.comProject Hail Mary PhmAlt: project hail mary fist bump 030
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026fist me ryland grace it's fist bump but yeah rocky project hail mary #haiku #haikufeels #bumpstatic.klipy.comProject Hail Mary PhmAlt: project hail mary fist bump 180
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026-backed Buffy the Vampire Slayer (movie AND series)static.klipy.comBuffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire SlayerAlt: Buffy Summers: Buffy The Vampire Slayer 020
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026out buying produce cougar grannies size me up I'm past my due date #haiku #haikufeels #producestatic.klipy.comBluey, Bingo, and Bandit Shopping AdventureAlt: Bluey, Bingo and Bandit Shopping Adventure 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026out buying produce cougar grannies size me up I'm past my due date #haiku #haikufeels #producestatic.klipy.comBluey, Bingo, and Bandit Shopping AdventureAlt: Bluey, Bingo and Bandit Shopping Adventure 0121
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎The BGM @thebubblegunman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Last night we said goodbye to our beautiful girl Saffy. 12 wonderful years of joy, love and adventures. I'm going to miss you big girl 💔 🐕 😢 3363065134
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TBH I've never read the book... but I know the reference! 👍🏼 000
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#RainbowBridge #Saffy Quincy will welcome you there 010
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026corporate parties are not what they seem to be you pay in the end #haiku #haikufeels #seemstatic.klipy.comParty Party PartyALT: Party Party Party 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026corporate parties are not what they seem to be you pay in the end #haiku #haikufeels #seemstatic.klipy.comParty Party PartyAlt: Party Party Party 1120
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026for bonus questions not answered in the text book attend the classes #haiku #haikufeels #attendstatic.klipy.comStressed Student During ExamAlt: stressed student during exam 060
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026for bonus questions not answered in the text book attend the classes #haiku #haikufeels #attendstatic.klipy.comStressed Student During ExamAlt: stressed student during exam 0110
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026cutting science class cheese it, the hall monitor fabricate a pass #haiku #haikufeels #monitorstatic.klipy.comYou Got A Pass? Selena The SeriesAlt: hall monitor asks YOU GOT A PASS? 010
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026cutting science class cheese it, the hall monitor fabricate a pass #haiku #haikufeels #monitorstatic.klipy.comYou Got A Pass? Selena The SeriesAlt: hall monitor asks YOU GOT A PASS? 0120
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Timonium @woozyboys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My ass is dragon Komodo is raw sourdough Monitor my tail #haikufeels 0141
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a misconception heat doesn't make a desert the arctic's dry cold #haiku #haikufeels #drystatic.klipy.comT-Rex Shoveling SnowAlt: T-Rex shoveling snow 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a misconception heat doesn't make a desert the arctic's dry cold #haiku #haikufeels #drystatic.klipy.comT-Rex Shoveling SnowAlt: T-Rex shoveling snow 0130
