🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 4hif you must imbibe take enough for a soft glow not the solar glare #haiku #haikufeels #glowstatic.klipy.comBrian Griffin Spinning on a Bar StoolAlt: brian griffin spinning on a bar stool 050
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Josie Maranda🇨🇦☮️🥸🦫🍁 @josiemaranda.bsky.social · 5hSo when you count sheep at night are they cartoon sheep or real sheep ? 121
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026banish the traitors with a generous supply of ivermectin #haiku #haikufeels #banishstatic.klipy.comDog's Adorable SmileAlt: smiling beagle 061
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in the next cage match an addled orange buffoon takes on continence #haiku #haikufeels #cagestatic.klipy.comAshita No Joe: Boxing Bell RingsAlt: boxing bell rings 060
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had to escape when the inlaws called chicken eggs cackle berries #haiku #haikufeels #cacklestatic.klipy.comTwo Chickens StaringAlt: two chickens say what 070
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the only sound heard when the killer's name's revealed an audible gasp #haiku #haikufeels #gaspstatic.klipy.comMurder By Death: Surprised Face ZoomAlt: murder by death: surprised face zoom 090
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you understand? if so, reply "copy that" otherwise say what #haiku #haikufeels #copystatic.klipy.comSay What Dog ReactionAlt: say what dog reaction 030
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎BramleyMoron @davetube.uk · 29/09/2026#haikufeels “It’s the cold water Why doesn’t yours shrink like this?” “It does, and that’s good” 111
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026saying shrink without negative connotations is quite difficult #haiku #haikufeels #shrinkstatic.klipy.comLucy Van Pelt Screams at Charlie BrownAlt: Lucy Van Pelt yells at Charlie Brown 222
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026scalding hot coffee is not my choice beverage add cream, cool it off #haiku #haikufeels #coolstatic.klipy.comSnoopy ChristmasAlt: Snoopy and coffee 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026after flood recedes the promise of a new day was an olive branch #haiku #haikufeels #promisestatic.klipy.comNoah's Ark and the RainbowAlt: noah's ark and a rainbow 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026fist me ryland grace it's fist bump but yeah rocky project hail mary #haiku #haikufeels #bumpstatic.klipy.comProject Hail Mary PhmAlt: project hail mary fist bump 030
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026out buying produce cougar grannies size me up I'm past my due date #haiku #haikufeels #producestatic.klipy.comBluey, Bingo, and Bandit Shopping AdventureAlt: Bluey, Bingo and Bandit Shopping Adventure 050
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎The BGM @thebubblegunman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Last night we said goodbye to our beautiful girl Saffy. 12 wonderful years of joy, love and adventures. I'm going to miss you big girl 💔 🐕 😢 3363065134
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026corporate parties are not what they seem to be you pay in the end #haiku #haikufeels #seemstatic.klipy.comParty Party PartyALT: Party Party Party 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026for bonus questions not answered in the text book attend the classes #haiku #haikufeels #attendstatic.klipy.comStressed Student During ExamAlt: stressed student during exam 060
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026cutting science class cheese it, the hall monitor fabricate a pass #haiku #haikufeels #monitorstatic.klipy.comYou Got A Pass? Selena The SeriesAlt: hall monitor asks YOU GOT A PASS? 010
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Timonium @woozyboys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My ass is dragon Komodo is raw sourdough Monitor my tail #haikufeels 0141
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a misconception heat doesn't make a desert the arctic's dry cold #haiku #haikufeels #drystatic.klipy.comT-Rex Shoveling SnowAlt: T-Rex shoveling snow 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026on the wedding day kneel down before each other prepare for the ride #haiku #haikufeels #kneelstatic.klipy.comWooden Roller Coaster Ride POVAlt: wooden roller coaster crests hill 020
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026stand on their shoulders we all need a boost sometimes not starting from scratch #haiku #haikufeels #booststatic.klipy.comHudson Williams Big Ass ShouldersAlt: hudson williams demonstrates big ass shoulders 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026obsession is bad appreciate what you have envy brings you pain #haiku #haikufeels #envystatic.klipy.comThreddyrex: Not Jealous At All MemeAlt: plastic T-Rex is not jealous at all 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026at the end of day does anyone deserve death earth might get crowded #haiku #haikufeels #deservestatic.klipy.comGrim Reaper: Death's SolitudeAlt: Grim Reaper 030
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026four Os but can't see ouroboros circle snake chomping on its tail #haiku #haikufeels #circlestatic.klipy.comDerpy Ouroboros CartoonAlt: derpy ouroboros 030
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026go to the auction remember to register use paddle forbid #haiku #haikufeels #forbidstatic.klipy.comLucifer Bids 69 at AuctionALT: Lucifer Bids 69 at Auction 150
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Richard Price 🇨🇦 @voscovery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Jean Chrétien 92 vs Donald Trump 80 in a cage match on the lawn of the White House. Winner takes North America. Trump lasts 3 minutes. Only because he runs away for 2. 231
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the pork chop express uncredited character from a great movie #haiku #haikufeels #chop #BTILCstatic.klipy.comBig Trouble In Little China CountachAlt: Big Trouble In Little China elevator scene 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026#BlueJays SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! 3 homers in a row! Springer Guerrero Okamoto 0111
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026problem with billiards can't control the pointy stick I need a rescue #haiku #haikufeels #rescuestatic.klipy.comProfessional Pool Player's Trick ShotAlt: pool shark clears the table with one shot 090
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026position or east check for an initial cap orient express #haiku #haikufeels #orientstatic.klipy.comMurder On The Orient Express Title RevealALT: Murder On The Orient Express Title Reveal 060
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026important intel for roving electricians... ground and earth? same thing! #haiku #haikufeels #groundstatic.klipy.comMuppet Beaker Gets Electric ShockAlt: Muppet Beaker Gets Electric Shock 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the villain is foiled blinded by a laser beam could have been the sun #haiku #haikufeels #beamstatic.klipy.comCant Unsee My Eyes: Man's Blinding ReactionALT: Cant Unsee My Eyes: Man's Blinding Reaction 070
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you may not accept the help that I can offer in which case, your choice #haiku #haikufeels #helpstatic.klipy.comThe Breakfast Club ShrugALT: The Breakfast Club Shrug 020
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026🇨🇦 Carney: "Every time we choose to buy Canadian, travel in Canada, we're sending a message: Nobody in this country is in the stands. 40 million of us are on the ice." 11467151
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026discern completely employ all my acumen to say it plainly #haiku #haikufeels #employstatic.klipy.comWinnie the Pooh: Ponder & FlexAlt: Winnie the Pooh thinks 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026is it live or live a pox on those homonyms get your own spelling #haiku #haikufeels #livestatic.klipy.comDog Meme Dog ConfusedAlt: confused chihuahua considering homonyms 080
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026cost of discretion weighing myriad factors live another day #haiku #haikufeels #livestatic.klipy.comベトナム 道路 渡る わたる 怖い こわいAlt: using a crosswalk to cross an active busy highway 040
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026give me measurements inch or centimeter works I'm Canadian #haiku #haikufeels #inchstatic.klipy.comShiba Inu Dog Helps Man Measure Wood PlankAlt: shiba inu dog helps measure a wood plank 070
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎Susan Garren Pixels https://susan-garren.pixels.com @nb01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Update: #Trump’s #ReflectionPool Disaster 💰🚫 🤑 #GOP WE'RE COMFORTABLE WITH #PEDOPHILES I AM STEALING FROM YOU Trump is in the #EpsteinFiles www.threads.com/share/BCLZqG... 001
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026try to make the grade bearing in mind all along that B and C count #haiku #haikufeels #gradestatic.klipy.comWaiting for Grades: Refreshing ScreenALT: Waiting for Grades: Refreshing Screen 050
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026think of a number from one to infinity and I won't guess it #haiku #haikufeels #numberstatic.klipy.comShia La Beouf's Magic Unicorn MomentALT: Shia La Beouf's Magic Unicorn Moment 071
🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎 @petergmitchell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026olde style fan is cool till you reach out in the dark fingertips grow back #haiku #haikufeels #fanstatic.klipy.comVintage Fan Blowing Yellow StreamersAlt: vintage desk fan blowing yellow streamers 160
Reposted by 🇨🇦 Peter G Mitchell 😎leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 02/09/2026TEXANS, VOTE FOR TALARICO! 238158325046
