Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You've got a Bruce tae? Oors guards the back door. 330
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got weans? Struggling for some ideas for things to do during the upcoming school holidays? Look no further.... 000
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Sarge, there's a crowd at the door asking if Danny can come out to play" "Tell them he's been a naughty boy, caught playing with a knife, and he's grounded" 010
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Three weeks ago I got my oldest granddaughter to ride her bike, walking behind her, two weeks ago I was jogging to keep up with her, today I had to get on a bike myself for the first time in 30 years to keep up with her.... I may not be in any fit state to communicate with the world tomorrow.😂 120
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Rumour has it you can even make telephone calls on it. 210
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@blazespage.bsky.social you got out just in time, imagine what Laoch would be like in a pub full of exotic furrin females. 😂🚢🚢 100
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just asked @Malcolm_Offord on X, As an owner of multiple boats & a sailor do you stand with the RNLI in the wake of the disgraceful abuse the organisation, crews & their families & members have been subject to in recent days for carrying out their remit in their usual non-discriminatory way? 022
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cannae wait tae the Speaker in the Commons shouts, "Order! Order!" oan Monday... Who's gonna be the furst tae shout back," 6 oysters an a Guinness wi' a champagne tap"? 020
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nigel is checking the big screen at the Reform party conference which is due to start tomorrow... 142
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Got this photo of Orion running across the top of the Campsies back in 2021 . 150
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 22/08/2026"PUBLIC TRANSPORT IN GLASGOW IS IN TATTERS", a BBC documentary exposes wee wifies left wondering if they will ever get home in time to get to the bingo. 1183
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Now you know how the cat feels when you take them to the vet. 😵😵💫 020
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 17/08/2026BBC Scotland "journalism" at it's open and honest best, eh? 232
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 13/08/2026From a Lefty to all the other Leftys ... and to those not so fortunate, less gifted, Non-Leftys... 000
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here in Kirkintilloch we didnae just hae an eclipse, we had an eclipsed eclipse.👍🤣 020
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Overheard in the pub, (as if I'd be in a pub😂) Celtic scored.... Høgh scored.... Ah telt ye, Celtic.. But Høgh scored... Look, Ah telt ye already, Celtic... Aye, but Høgh scored... Are ye no listening, Celtic ... Ah know that, but Høgh sco...OYA...whit wis that fur? 000
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The reason for the new rug has been revealed ... 011
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 04/08/2026BBC Reporting Scotland sign off about record pass levels at N5, Higher & Advanced Higher by Scottish school pupils: "..but not everyone is celebrating these results like these pupils ... Katie Hunter, BBC News, Glasgow." Who, Labour, Tory, Lib-Dem & Reform MSPs? They're beelin. 010
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 03/08/2026"NHS queues" and "unfit schools" just appeared in the last 2 years did they? 000
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 30/07/2026He ran out of time looking for his lost ball and had to take a penalty shot. 110
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Heard this years ago.... he was shot by a gangster called.... Al Capone. 👍😀 140
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They did not specify which particular "Nigel" they are making plans for so if any particular Nigel is offended then that's on him.... Honit Soit Qui Mal Y Pense .... as the saying goes. 000
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think Put in had something else in mind more suited to his surname and the possible cause of Trump's lack of bowel control. 🥴 010
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Finally saw an "11" on the scales today and my bmi is back in the "normal" range. 😀 020
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I once heard a great song called "Packer of the Leads" to the tune of "Leader of the Pack" by "The Roadies". 020
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Aye, must be, loads o us auld yins kin cope wi Android Auto.👍😂 020
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In terms of the UK Manchester is not in the North, it's in the Middle. 011
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Andy Burnham was photographed sorting out his first cabinet when he finally got to who he could appoint as Secretary of State for Scotland.... 062
Peter McMahon @peter1355.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It's a hard life, but someone has tae dae it. 😁 Enjoy.👍😀 010
