Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 42mI'm 5'11 which is probably like average height for a dude living in an American city but alas all standard umbrellas are designed for hobbitses 100
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 45mAny medium to tall folks have good umbrella recs? I have half a dozen fuckass umbrellas that don't even remotely cover my stride length 200
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 53mI gained ~150 TikTok followers from my ritual sacrifice site video and I'm kind of like damn my only other video idea is completely divorced from this, I hope I don't let down my new fans. 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 5hI should be allowed to toss a plank across the alley between my balcony and the building next to me and chill on my neighbor's roof. 2120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 6hI don't think I could ride a tandem bike, at least not in the front, the temptation to fart would be too great 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 16hScreaming MY DICK WORKS FINE! at my phone every time TikTok shows me an ad for boner pills. Shouldn't they know that about me already? 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 18hIf it's an early show I'm all for it, but the millennials treating a bag of molly like it's fundip on a weeknight scare me 120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 18hBehold the lyrical genius Taylor Swift fails to emulate: Behind the refrigerator, There lay a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it, And cut her little Ask me no more questions, Tell me no more lies, The boys are in the bathroom, Zipping up their 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 18hCleveland by Taylor Swift is genuinely so bad it's kind of hurting my brain. I like some of her music, I've seen her live, whyyyy would she release this Miss Susie wannabe slop? 100
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 20hDo any of you who lift weights have shoe recommendations? Feel like I need to stop trying to squat heavy in my comfy shoes because they're not stable and it's fucking up the cushion for everyday use 300
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 21hI like that video content for food and for fingernails have similar subgenres: stuff that looks good and unholy abominations 110
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 21hPresta valves have legitimately caused multiple fights in my household 🥴 010
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 23hYou've heard of anthropomorphizing LLMs, now introducing mechanomorphizing humans 020
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 23hHeard someone say "the context window of your life" NO dude, stop! 050
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026(I really hope this reads as a joke and not as me hashtag not all men-ing some freak linkedin shit) 120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Well obviously, isn't there a different word for when women do that? 120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026I know it's kind of uncomfy having to dig around next to your friend's hip for 6 seconds to fasten your seatbelt but you truly should not be friends if that's somehow an issue 050
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Lately I've noticed that very few of my friends put on seatbelts when they get into an Uber. I've literally been in a car crash on the highway in an Uber with 5 of them too so I'm kinda like 🤔 did you forget??? 260
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026People living in Hegewisch commenting on Chicago related social media posts like "In the real Chicago, real Chicagoans, the median Chicago experience, is to never encounter deep dish. Also go back to the suburbs, we drive everywhere, stop saying the city is walkable" 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Bridges if you're reading this you're beautiful just the way you are. You might be aging but that's natural, you don't need a bridge lift! 031
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026The x files would still be relevant if I was a writer. It would have twice as much full frontal nudity and quadruple the steamy sex scenes. 020
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Yeah that spider is an umarell and is really enjoying watching the bridge construction 020
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026They should make a phone charger that's just a wet gooey receptacle you have to submerge your phone in at night. Send the electrons through the goo. Maybe it could sanitize the phone too but it has to feel slimy. 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 29/09/2026Not to be gross, and I'm not a "beans wreck me" kind of guy, but whatever the fuck they're doing to the chickpeas that get turned into hummus makes me so gassy that I actually can't go out in public. 010
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Season 3 and 4 of the x files really ended on some gnarly cliffhangers, I would've been pissed if I was a viewer in the 90s. I guess they didn't take 3 years between each season like they do with shows now though. 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026I went to the Trader Joe's on Ontario yesterday and the shopping experience there was so overwhelming and bad it's actually baffling to me why people go there 000
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Ooo yeah this is absolutely a good one, I do this when drivers block the box at the intersections around me and I need to cross the street 040
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026I don't really think yelling at drivers accomplishes anything other than a little personal catharsis so if you have any other legal suggestions lmk 180
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Anyway a woman on her phone tried to turn left on a red arrow through the busy bike lane yesterday and I shouted at her to get off her fucking phone and then everyone clapped but nothing changed, standard bike ride bullshit. We had 4 Sunday afternoon downtown drivers try to turn through us 🫠 2332
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026Looked up the streetview of an intersection to provide a visual of an encounter I had yesterday *record scratch* yuuuup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation... 0120
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026If you're ever looking for a date night spot and you like sushi I would highly recommend Akiro Hand Roll Bar on Wells 030
Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 28/09/2026The announcement tomorrow is that he's stuck in a Saw trap 030
Reposted by Pannier Peter 🚲Pannier Peter 🚲 @peter.dev · 22/09/2026You haven't heard Ella Langley because you're an out of touch 38 year old but I haven't heard it because country music sucks ass, we're not the same but we're both insufferable 😎 221
