Reposted by Peter Giddy
God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave
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God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave
THE HEAVENS—Admitting He felt torn between His true feelings and His fear of the unknown, the Lord God Almighty announced Monday that He no longer loved humanity but was too afraid to leave. “Any affe...