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Pau Estalella 💀

@pestalella.eurosky.social
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Putaspanyista. Parlo de coses rares. No diguis número gran, digues TREE(3) Trondheim, Norge

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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 14h
Clavat, tu. Recordo la sensació.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fact.
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 15h
M'ho estic passant molt bé a l'Azurmendi.
Menú del restaurant Azurmendi
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Ésser 🌧🌿🍄‍🟫 @unesser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quanta gent votarà els nostres botxins en pro de salvar Espanya ? Gent que sí poguéssin ens enterrarien amb cal viva. Som un poble mesell, trist, sense cap tipus d'orgull ni memòria.
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
I si no surto a sopar i em quedo al llit de l'hotel llegint tranquil·lament?
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Com? Que no és a la presó sent apallissat per reclusos amb opinions sobre wls pederastes?
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Qui guanyarà? ESPAÑA, COÑO! Y PUTOS CATALUFOS.
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Cesc Wardrak @chaosgoat666.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
no pot ser...
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, que us preocupen les eleccions a ESPAÑA COÑO! en lloc de fer la independència... D'acord, d'acord. Feu el que volgueu, clar.
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Moltes ganes que finalment prohibeixin fumar a les terrasses de bars i restaurants.
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Drehgestell @drehgestell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😳🤔
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
Bon diaaaa! Si ens llevem ben d'hora ben d'hora, podrem anar de vacances a Bilbo i Donostia ☺️ Però tindrem son.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Núria Barnolas @nurianurieta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Javier Corrales @mrcorrales.com · 04/10/2026
Si alguien de Bilbo se ha quedado tirado en la T1 de BCN, tenemos dos huecos en el coche que vamos a alquilar
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
La gent no és conscient que els cotxes floten, quan no estan plens d'aigua.
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Tot son illes, practicant l'evolució. Com més blau millor és el millor individu de cada illa.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Hostia que pesadetes les Julie. Putos bots 🙄
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El Fresc @athalfrid.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
A Las Regiones™ podeu parlar euskera, català, swahili o klingon, que son muy bonitos, però a mi me habláis en el idioma COMÚN que nos dimos entre todos, maleducaos. I deixeu-vos de milongues de preservació i d'imposició política, brasas, que sois unos brasas.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Naniiiit. Avui abans d'aclucar els ulls seguiré llegint
Portada del llibre "The Vor Game" de na Lois McMaster Bujold.
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Dr. Adeene Denton @spacewhalerider.com · 02/10/2026
Working on slides for my planetary geology class and am once again going through my pictures of Apollo astronauts making what I can only describe as "the fuckboy face."
Gene Cernan from Apollo 17 covered in lunar dirt and half-undressed from the EVA suit. The slightly blurry focus plus the dirt plus his facial expression gives the impression that he is about to send a "you up?" text.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Estic veient The Ramen Girl i només tinc ganes d'hostiar a la nena gilipolles. Ni aprendre japonès, ni respectar les costums, caminant per casa amb sabates de carrer... Per matar-la.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Fa 66 anys que Nigèria es va independitzar. Fa 9 anys Catalunya no es va independitzar 😓
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Cations @25cations.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@juneyarg.bsky.social he perdut l'altre compte, vaig a buscar amics a veure si els trobo
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Fowl Language @fowllanguagecomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve SEEN things, kid. Another classic fowl language to help you through your day. Check the bonus panel and follow me here: social.tinyview.com/vfk5lRBbT6b
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🍉 Cesc Bernat 🍂 🍄 @cescbernat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 01/10/2026
En su huida, le ha dado un puñetazo a un gorrión y ha zarandeado a un ciervo. Artículo en la web: f.mtr.cool/xt8vgkzulo
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agh!
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
S'ha trencat la @viquipedia.bsky.social 😥
Pagina de la Viquipèdia plena d'errors de Lua.
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Bon dia. Puta Espanya i puta Catalunya! Aix, el que podria haver sigut i no va ser 😓
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get the fun book ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun guaranteed to smell better than your phone
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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María de la Ohlala @menchubasquero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No sabía q en 2003 Disneyland Paris pidió a la familia de Luis Buñuel poner una calle a su nombre y el hijo les contestó q ok pero q quería 10 millones de € y q la calle se llamara «Boulevard Luis Buñuel-Me cago en Dios y el fascista de Walt Disney». Pero qué puta maravilla es esta. Os dejo la carta
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Sheila @icesmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I que és que m'és igual, tia, que encara que fos difícil. Que no és el meu puto problema. Que si estigués exercint a Dinamarca no diria "me hablas en castellano, que he podido estudiar medicina pero aparentemente no puedo aprender idiomas porque soy retardado mental".
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Anna🦗 @latorreanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Porto una emprenyada premium amb òptica universitaria, i ara us torturaré amb un fil sobre el tema.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Jo què sé, si tota la teva vida gira al voltant de la feina potser el problema ets tu. Jo ja voldria jubilar-me ara, amb 49 anys. Però no m'ho puc permetre.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gerard T. Algueró @gerardalguero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bon dia!
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Pau Estalella 💀 @pestalella.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, vaja. El 9 de gener de 2022 va fer 2^14 dies del meu naixement i no ho vaig celebrar. El 2^15 ja no els veuré 😓
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