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Perturbed Caper

@perturbedcaper.bsky.social
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Just a random dude trying to make his way through this shit show called life.

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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it caravan season already?
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gestapo doing Nazi stuff.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every media outlet should shut out his ego.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's on faux news, so it's good.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because they want to make it so they stay in power by any means necessary.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The ones there should, at least, had a sign telling him what they think or flipped him off. But I'll settle for no turn out, since that would hurt his fragile ego more.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just don't say they're in a cult, though.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
France doing what America won't.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And not even proper Christian law..... Republican Christian law.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So many dictator vibes. Imagine if any other president posted shit like this.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
and the poor health industry.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We'll have to raise taxes to help people as we easily find money to bomb another country.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's not a tax cut. It's a tax deduction. You're still taxed on the pay but you deduct it on your return. I was taxed on my door dash tips and deducted it from my taxable income on the forms.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That math ain't mathing.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's grade a premium Venezuelan oil.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here, it's just straight what he renamed it. Mapquest said that they're not changing the name of Lake Ontario.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's still the Gulf of Mexico on Google maps in other countries.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The rest of the world still calls it the Gulf of Mexico.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the fuck??? Peter Cullen now.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
True
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hate to say it, but lots of words. Until they actually do it, just bluster.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Only the cult understands.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Help make it happen Mark. If. 5/4 is Star Wars day, make 9/25 Dolly Parton Day.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If 5/4 is Star Wars day, I say we make 9/25 Dolly Parton Day.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Too many big words for it to be him.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Supreme Corrupt
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton is gone, but the pedophile stays. This world is fucked up.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Supreme Corrupt
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/08/2026
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Only his cult will call it that.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wow. The Gulf of Mexico shit again.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Horse. It's what's for dinner.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No lie detected.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And the mining corps are having a big cry that they can't destroy the landscape and pollute the waters.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I really hope the next guy takes his name off of everything... publicly.
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godlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Snow White Superman & Pinocchio
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering" says Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"
"First Place" says Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest!
Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio says "this is mine"
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they ask.
"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" asks Pinocchio
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The whole administration is run by idiots.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He'll be on the reich path and making the reich decisions.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You think they will care. They'll use the good ole' line of "They tried to run me over."
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Coca-cola thanks you for both your purchases of diet coke and of fairlife milk products.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Doesn't the criminal regime do mail in voting from mara lardo?
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Eunice Kennedy Shriver founded the Special Olympics in 1968. What she started as a backyard project grew into a global phenomenon. The first Special Olympics hosted 1,000 athletes in Chicago. Today, it supports millions of athletes across >170 countries She died #OTD in 2009. #SpecialOlympics
A charming photograph of Eunice Kennedy Shriver (1921–2009), the influential founder of the Special Olympics, embracing a smiling young athlete. Shriver stands behind the youth, wrapping her arms forward in a warm, supportive gesture. Her hands rest on the athlete's shoulder, and she holds a gold medal that hangs from a ribbon around the athlete's neck. Shriver has shoulder-length brown hair, and an open, joyous smile revealing her teeth. She wears a thick navy winter jacket with a plum collar showing. The athlete, also smiling broadly toward the camera, wears a brown and white knit beanie and a green hooded sweatshirt. In the blurry background, snowy outdoor slopes and a spectator in winter ski gear indicate a Special Olympics Winter Games setting. The composition emphasizes a strong emotional bond, projecting a triumphant and heartwarming mood that highlights Shriver’s lifelong legacy of fostering inclusion and celebrating athletic achievement for people with intellectual disabilities.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Now that that's out, he'll have to find another way to sneak out of countries.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The way he slammed it on the paddle to stick to the wall, I thought, "There goes the pattern."
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That's one way of getting rid of "enemies of the state". Complete disregard for other lives.
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Perturbed Caper @perturbedcaper.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They were all with me dicussing lutefisk and which is better, walleye or musky.
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