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perspicacious89.bsky.social @perspicacious89.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“I just resent the email.” We both know you never sent it in the first place… but I’ll play your little game. “Just got it! Thank you!” 030
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perspicacious89.bsky.social @perspicacious89.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I hardly ever wear earbuds while working. On the rare occasion I put them in to filter out distracting background noise, an endless stream of ppl stop by my desk to ask questions. The moment I take them out, the visitors cease. But the noisy speaker phone calls persist 😩 120
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perspicacious89.bsky.social @perspicacious89.bsky.social · 26/06/2026So taking prep (Truvada) and NSAIDs (ibuprofen, naproxen, aspirin, etc.) is not good. They can both affect kidney function. Ya boy threw out his back and turned to NSAIDs to quell the pain. Now I feel like absolute garbage. I’m drinking ample water and making an appointment to see the doc. 110
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perspicacious89.bsky.social @perspicacious89.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Quarterly testing done. Ice coffee secured. #KnowYourStatus 070
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