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sea legs (Alex)

@sisyphussy.bsky.social
5.8K followers 797 following 3.2K posts

horny poster (21+ only please) • he/they • 31 • local faggot in your area Seattle

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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 4m
gm I woke up with a hunky Australian man in my bed
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh new slayyyter dropped
"I ❤️ my mom" over plain white background
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gm I'm sick
D.W. from Arthur with squinty eyes and dark circles on her under eye bags
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and it's not even hump day
my ass in a pink and black plaid jockstrap while I'm on all fours on the bed after just getting used by bloomf
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bloomf is coming over 😋
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
going to the boy aquarium (hockey game) with the girls (adult gay men) later today
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
need to be in "can do bulgarian split squats without falling to the ground" shape again
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gm gay people in my phone
homophobic weiner dog staring at you
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sunday bun day iktr
my nude backside seen in a mirror
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally reunited with my hairy pussy
mirror pic of me holding my tuxedo cat Bonk
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
obligatory airport bathroom butt pic time
me pulling down my pants to reveal my booty in an airport bathroom stall
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love my mom but how do I tell her that the counseling isn't working
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy mean girls day
the classic Mean Girls meme where Lindsay Logan thinks "on Locktober 3rd, he asked me what day it was" and then says out loud "it's Locktober 3rd"
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gm I go back to Seattle today
Woman holding her drink with text that says "Girl who is "going to be okay""
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in a very rare mood (I want to top)
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
day 4 of constantly being around family, I've had enough !
Eric Andre meme with him saying "let me out. LET ME OOOOUUUUT!"
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
made friends with a jumping spider :3
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gm
Scene from Buffy the vampire slayer where one woman says to another “I’m so evil and skanky. And I think I’m kinda gay.”
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👻 spooky meatier 🎃 @jommymommy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
frottober
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cocktober and it's fcf ? wow..
mirror pic of my nude frontal with my chubbed up cock hanging down. full bush btw
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gm say it back
Drawn image of a woman walking away from a corn stalk that's dripping with the words "city girls buy vibrators; country girls make do"
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
setting out my traps for all the unlocked cocks today 🪤
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is your cock caged with a lock? is it covered by a jock? is it soft or is it hard as a rock?
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gm it's first day of Halloween month
image from Bojack horseman with character Todd in a yellow beanie, red hoodie, and sweatpants pointing at a sign with a pie chart that says "Halloween Stores" (small) and "suicide" (big)
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
going to a mall that somehow still exists anyone need anything
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just had a gay thought chat am I cooked (gay) ?
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
y'all this man gifted me SO MANY different sexy pieces for my wardrobe that he got from Folsom so I'm starting a thread to showcase them.
my butt in a brown jockstrap that has a grey checked kilt covering just a bit of the top of my ass
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
took a gay lil hike
me on a small mountain with pine trees behind me
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
blank profile on one of the apps recognized me from grade school days and won't identify themselves..
charlie from always sunny going crazy with his detective wall
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gm
pic of a desk with two chairs facing a bed with text that reads "Behold, the cuck commentary desk"
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
insane that people who ask if you have snapchat still exist
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gm, ass morning 🍑
my feet, butt, and hole as I'm on all fours on a bed
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kinda wild that the guy next to me on my flight back to my hometown was an older fag going home from Folsom and he lives 3 blocks from my parents place
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey guess what I'm doing
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm had a bloody mary before my flight ama
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's not too late for a sunday bun day post I think
My butt in a red and yellow jockstrap with my feet out as I kneel on my bed
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
date confirmed at my favorite katsu place tn with this man I'm crushing hard on
cartoonish drawing of a lil dude blushing with heart eyes
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gm it's another day of everyone on here not beating the f slur allegations
still shot of Bella from Twilight saying "I know what you are"
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haircute Without The 'e' (Cut From The Team)
Selfie of me with my new haircut. My kitchen is behind my shoulder to my left.
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cock! In My Butt
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bonk time
me holding my tuxedo cat
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
out of pure curiosity I listened to 20 seconds of the first song taylor put out on the new release. that is shit from a butt ma'am
guy throwing off his headphone and mic set
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they should make a Masturbater Wrapped this year
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Wumbo Belt
Alt: Spongebob Wumbo Belt getting turned from M to W
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one thing about me is I will never stoop to posting anything ai because that's not only embarrassing.. it's also pathetic and weak willed 🙂‍↕️
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
throwback to when I took this 10 seconds ago
my butt in a green and black jockstrap
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
craving big spoon affection 😵‍💫
Lois family guy meme where she's staring anxiously at a pill bottle that I wrote "kisses on the back of your neck" on
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when will my friendly neighborhood penis return from war?* *guy I'm seeing is on a work trip til the weekend
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gm gay sex enjoyers
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*trying to be his boy wife voice* hi :3
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sea legs (Alex) @sisyphussy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
might play hollow knight the rest of the evening but it's toaster bath time if I lose all my geo again
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